Memories of the Sea Stage By Stage Edinburgh Aeaileiny. until I / Aug. [.45pm. Multimedia video montages and performance inspired by Mediterranean myths.

Mental 0... Lynn I'erguson ck“ Step/ten Powell. Assembly Rooms, until 27 Aug. 9.05pm. imagine Jesus (‘hrist was an ordinary bloke who enjoyed a smoke. a shit and a wank. In this comedy Lynn liergUson and Stephen Powell play psychiatric nurses who are looking alter the aforementioned Mr ('hrist. Unfortunately they have traumas of their

Despite childhood ambitions of becoming a princess. Maggie fell into nursing and is now writing a self-help book to escape it. (ireg is coming to terms with a broken marriage and admits he became a nurse to ‘increase his chances of shagging one'. In this pacy production the actors slip between era/.ed and carer. The result is a dark. witty look at a career you certainly didn't contemplate when you were five. (Kik Reid) Midden 'I'raverse Tltt’tlll‘t’, 14—25 Aug. times vary. See preview panel. Middle Flight ('overly Set. (ii'ey/i'lars Kirk House. until 26 Aug. 1.55pm. Thorvald Aagaard writes and performs a play about the making of Paradise Lostand John Milton's own lost paradise.

Mina Rocket (0‘ Kirk ()‘l’ielil. until 28 Aug. 5.30pm. Promising student writer Andreas Beltzer's new play. in which an ()scar's party is disrupted by a stranger. Missing Reel O... 7t'ltt't’l'M'. until Sat 25 Aug, various times vary. See review panel

Mom, I’m not a Lawyer th‘lt I-uleliei: Assembly Rooms, until 27 Aug. 6.45pm. Rich Fulcher from the excellent Modern Problems in Science has something he wants to get off his chest: he‘s been a comedian for eight years. but his parents still think he‘s a lawyer. MOSCOW C... Assembly Rooms, until 12 Aug. 3.35pm; The Scotsman Assembly. Koineilia .S'outlisiile. 14—26 Aug. 7.15pm. How does the metaphor of Chekhov‘s TheThree Sisters relate to the situation of three modern gay men locked in a theatre. forced to rehearse the play over and over again'.’ This initial interesting idea is never fully developed in Nick Salamone‘s chamber musical which owes too much to Sartre's existentialist. In ('amera . Pretentious. sometimes melodious. certainly difficult. three great American musical performers transcend the limited material and completely inhabit their parts. They make you believe there is something of worth in what they are singing about.

Nic Arnzen is especially moving as a southern stud who. on the realisation that

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.ltosi (m is not for eyeryone You really hay e to bc a theatre queen. probably a gay one at that. to get the lull amount out o! the show. Forget about the material. glory in the pertormances. IJohn Binnie: Moving Objects Iii-union I/ii um ('ompanv [fruition 'I'lieati'i'. ‘1 2" .liig. times t(tl'\. See reyiew panel

Mr Pinocchio 0.. l.i1.'.‘l. Hm" Street Theatre. until 2,".‘liig. Fill/mi Whales er happened to Pinocchio .-\ccording to this play he became iiioital and liy ed to regret the loss of his former. exciting existence. Written by Day id \\ \\ Johnstone. this piece portrays Pinocchio as a spoilt child. Sandy (iricrson. who plays the puppet. talks ma l‘t'dttk Spencci esque. high-pitched whine. loicing the ageing Mr Pinocchio to contront the memories that he has shut from his mind until now.

The iisc of slapstick brings much needed light t'eliel to lltts slti\\ paced play. lloweyei'. the ten remains random to the point ol inciunprehensitin. Alter an hour ol struggling to understand the characters I lelt the theatre. little the wiser as to what did happen to the \Hmdett buy. thls Reitll. Munchausen I’leiisiini'e. until I: .liie, .i’.4(l/’iii. lixil‘rcstlc man .lotl‘ ( 'haler and his new company Bootworks in a show about the enigmatic baron.

Musical Fairytales .Stiigi' In .s‘iagi- lz'i/iiibureli Aeai/eiiiy. until liking. 1.45pm. l‘aii'ytales and music from Southern Italy for adults and children. Nameless .S‘I'It mt isuui/i Islimi/ 'I'lieati'e ('om/niny I. (irey/i'i'iii's Kirk House. /-I 25xlug. 3.55/iiii. I’hysical theatre centring on four women incarcerated in prisons both mental and physical.

Napthalene O... Kiiim'iltit .y'i Step/tens. until la’Aiig. tttiti'y iiirv .v\iiy show that starts with a group of Russian cosmonauts from eny ironmental health creating havoc among the audience can't be all bad. and .\'ii/itliiileiie is in tact pretty damn line. [is three performers enact stylised dances. insect mating rituals and swordlights with aplomb. donning grotesque masks and y i\ id costumes and generally doing their best to giye mime a good name. 'l’hieving angels. impotent devils and large green balls are among the protagonists in this physical theatre. although the cream of the crop is perhaps

the mannequin whose ‘Billie Jean routine

is good enough to giye Jacko himself a few sleepless nights. .-\ leys ol' these routines are a little o\ er long. but this cabaret show ney er loses its sense ot continuity. and its espressiye. agile

Quentin Crisp/Resident Alien 00.. am. .~\ny show which has kicked around toi a while. been successful in \'ew ioik. and tinal ly meandcred its way to our shores alter a good deal ot success might be e\pccted to lose a little energy through a natural entropic process. Not so. :\ stand out peitormancc by Bette Bourne in this one man show makes ll compulsne \ iewing.

l’oi'tray mg a morning in the lite ot Quentin ('i'isp. as he dicsses his cc/ema afflicted. liail body for lunch with an unknown party. 'I llll l'ountain‘s piece accumulates both humoui and poignancy as it proceeds. llourne's mo\ement. look and diction work perfectly in tandem in creating the illusion at the centre of the play.

.»\s the end of his life draws near. he retlects tipoii his early days as a |.ondon rent boy. his one briet lullstime relationship. and his uneasy altinity with New York. his chosen iesidence. a spellbinding intimacy dc\e|ops with the audience. ('i'isp's tamously grubby room is recre- ated for the occasion. and his legendary lack of attention to issues of personal hygiene seems only to draw tis closer liycn the odd. rather tascistic \ iew ll'tilll this charactei is charmed into insigiiilicaiice. .\ inaryelously enioyablc piece of theatre. tSteye ('i'ameri

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Terry Neason: Slaps’n’Tickles (Scotland) Iii/1i l\t li'ii til/l, ll 3‘ lug. ll/iiii \\ Ith a taste in lllll\l\ as ietiiied as ltet \olce is slttittg‘. \L‘.t\Htl l\ essential

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."t lit'J. still] 'I he neutiiiio. toi all those iioii physicists out theie. is the name ot a iecently discoyeied sub atomic [‘dllls le which constitutes the smallest amount ot reality eyei imaginable by a human being \\ hile l nlimited Hit-ands latest piodiictioii steeis \ leai ot the lllllls ac ics ot particle physics. the concept that minute details can hay e pow eitul ettet ts on ieality has iiispiied tlietii to come up w ill] .i new approach to ielationship diaiiia ls’ecommended

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