The indispensable guide to festive cheer

JASON BYRNE Sweaty standup wrth talent oozing hour every pore

When Jason Byrne first appeared on the Fringe scene in 199'], it was as one halt ot a bill shared wrth "Tommy Tiernan. In those days, Byrne was the manic Mad Hatter to his lrish compatriot’s cool Top Cat, sweating buckets, and sliding around in his own bodily fluids. Time hasn’t healed the comic’s love ot speed, and in one hour he’ll

use up more energy than a roomful of Commonwealth athletes. You’ll be knackered just watching.

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COMPETITION

The definitive rundown on the fetival’s laughter battles

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Noel Fielding taking time ott from his <leeonstriletionist duties with the Hoosh. the hip humourist spins some magic with his Voodoo Hedgehog. Kicking against the oneks. maybe? Pleasanrre, sse ease. until INS/tug r’not 13,1. 7. mom. 579——5‘l() (21‘8- 5‘5)».

Daniel Kitson the desperation oi heing one of life's losers has never heen funnier Ill the hands of the special K. Not the first man you'd pick for a meeting in a dark alley. unless you needed someone to my on your shoulder. Pleasa/ree. {>556 (food, (NW 90‘ Aug snot .90. 5).-I:'>;)/n. 5‘3) 5‘1035‘63’ it);

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