JAMES LAVELLE AT SNATCH The UNKLE and Mo'Wax man previews new film at filthy disco Snatch

Snatch? Sounds bloody obscene! And indeed it is. Imagine if Studio 54 was reopened in SCunthorpe with a music policy limited to the finest cheese. a clientele of drunken reprobates. an assortment of bunny girls and a host named Harry Ainsworth who's in posseSSion of the most diabolical patter this side of

Saturday evening TV.

Harry Ainsworth? We heard that name before. The huger camp Ainsworth is the creation of Garth Cruikshank who. alongside partner Eddie McCabe. won the Perrier Best Newcomer award at the Fringe last year.

I Quality at Madogs. Fr- (3-7 1.1%Opin. Free. Weekly. A seiecticn of local DJs nelp kick~stait your night with a paty-up selection.

I Yo! Below at Yet Below. Opiit-midnignt. Free. Weekly. The sushi style bar gets the nouse and daiicefloor sou treatment ‘roin Leon Edy-sards.

Club

I Angel Delight at the Venue. ‘():)ni—-I5arii. 336 r5559. 9 Aug. Monthly. Pop-tastic fun and erilCS ‘y‘.’llll DJ Michelle and guests at this all-new c'ub night for .‘JOfllC‘ll only rthough men are allowed only .f invited and accompanied by a woman. This month Rachel Jury ‘.‘.’lll be supplying a comedy slot in the spzrit of the festival.

I Arakataoa! at Bongo Club. ftprn—Saiii. £78. to Aug. Monthly. DJs Ja‘fer Senegal) and Zuppa Inglese Bogota. 'iost a fieny mix of Salsa. Afr:can. Latii‘ and Caribbean dance. As theyve coth been DJing for over :30 years. this is “no best selection of past. present and future tropical dance you're likely to find. I Big Beat at La Belle Angele.

‘p'n—Sain. 93.130 before 11.30pm. 7 £76. “(3 Aug only. Serious dancef't or funk. soul and jazz as residents SllllO". Hodge. Stuart Bennett and DJ Tinku welcome Adrian Gibson London's Jazz Cafe- and the .'.'cnderti..iy momkered Joh" Kong iall the ‘rcm orontoi. Oh and" after the Big Beat are gonna take a wee break so this '8 our 'ast chance Oct.

I CC Blooms at CC Bloon‘s. t(3.80i;ii:—-3airi. Free. Weekly. DJ Al’y does the decks duty at his gay night unlit." her innitahie selection of high camp and disco (llEiSSiCS. 'i‘oy ng on to puiiiped-up house and dance as the evening progresses.

I Concept at the Venue. t(l.ii()pni--:”>ain. E‘i' star. 9 Aug only Last lllgl". tor the teci‘ trance shown/case at the Venue. '.'.'lll‘« a '(L‘SlflOf‘lS special as Graeiire Marshall. Scott Pearce and Richie Meidrurn dish out it‘(;- tribal rhythms thick and ‘ast. Fear not though Concept should be back 'l‘ Oct

‘ir "g on all cylinders 'and back to 'ts old "ante Cerotonini. more news as and when 2 get -t. On and don't forget that lovely

I Dogma at Studio 24. Monthly next date 21’, Aug.

I El Segundo at Bongo Club.

"tJ'li-ii-Oéitlf. $28. Monthly next date 23 Aug.

I Evol at the Liguid Rooin. lCBOpm —:')aii‘. 2‘13. Weekly. Edinburgh's longest running indie night :eleventh birthday on (fit) Aug). proViding an ever reliable mix of the best current and classic alternative. crossover tunes. It‘s an institution already and Will‘. the recent addition of the back i‘oon‘. playing host to lVll & Mrs Mogwai. the future looks Eike a happy place for all things Evol. I The Fun at Ego. lli)li" 3am 3‘5). it“) Aug. Si'itiiioiie Black {it‘d Morgan may.“in a tasty SCiCCIICl‘. of house and garage. I Funkey Magic at Coct )au Lounge (downstairs at Ego . ‘- tpii‘-—3aiii. Eff) free to ri‘embers: 16 Aug. Monthly. Sout- fueiled deep house for pilgr:ins we the Hoff Protect t'eaturng lye percussion from Tags I Funkeymagic + 1 at the Ve"..e. Monthly next date St) Aug. I 00-60 at Cocteau Lounge ido~.'."‘stairs at Egoi. Monti‘iy next date 243 Aug. I Holla at Oxygen. Bar 81 Grill. £)t>i“-—.’-}a'i‘. Free. 16 Aug. Coo' vibes £1"(l heats to funk you up ‘ro' ‘. Gay Lawso" and Attit't‘ Cnic. I Homebass at Honeycomb. ‘itpni—Sain $79—$11). to Aug Oi‘ly. The Homebass beys lie the Jengaheads trayel down the M8 for a rare east coast sess'c" as part 3‘ me Bio-Rhythm clubs test. The mighty FreO Nasty pins the regulars '.'.’l°.ll his big hair and even o'gger beats. I House Technique at Ego. lOSDorn—zlavn. 87—88. 9 Aug. Monthly. T'tt) 'atincl‘ o‘ a brand spanking noose night spec a‘iszrtg x.n gual'ty :t'iwng so: nds. Loca :ads i arco Sinztl‘ £1"(l Ne rooksto". are pleased to confrrr‘ Jo" Pleased as part o‘ th s new stellar res dents roster. I Indicator at Tne Honeycomb. l‘i)in~:'">an‘.. 9 Aug. Luke Nexwile ICrea'n- guests at it‘s hard l‘-ouse "ight. I The Mambo Club at Malnbc Chit). 10oin—3ani. 5‘5 2531 Weekly. The ".gl‘n. respected inix of reggae. ragga. use. 'ap and hip hop (IOl‘lllltltL‘f; to be or‘e of the strongest nights for inusic of black origin in ton'rii. I Manga at l a Belle Angelo. E) Aug. Monthly. Manga keep the beats a co'i‘i'“ and the duality hag"- as they \.'.'el.';on‘e DJ Die ‘l‘till Cycle ‘Rifl‘ll't? Si/e's rig“! ."£l"(l nian alongsde MC Dai'riso'z. Monster drum 8. bass 2t the highest order. festnga spec'al :" associat o." ‘.'.’l't" Bio~lihythnx

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Bravo! But if he‘s so damn funny, why are they showing films? James Lavelle. boss of Mo'Wax records and one half. with DJ Shadow. of UNKLE. has made a film. and thought Snatch would be the ideal place to have a related club event (in association with the Film Festival). ‘It came as a bit of a surprise. to be honest.‘ says Cruikshank. 'but I'm sure it‘ll be cool. Lot's of schmoozing and the

Iike.‘

Oh, so it‘s a social? Sort of. Lavelle will be hosting a 20 minute discussion, before DJing with Shinola and 3D from Massive Attack, after which the Snatch kids take Over to do their dirty business. It may be civilised at the start. but it'll

end up very messy . . . (James Macklin)

I Liquid Room, 229 2550. 75 Aug. mom-Sam, £35.50 (£5 with f/yer).

I Mischief at the Venue. 1(3.3-Z);;iri—:3aiii. £710. 16 Aug. Mass‘ive three~storey drum 8. bass and hip hop session. Shy FX and Prime Cuts [Willi an. exclusve ,ungle set‘i Join residents ENO. Vader and MC Tonn Piper in the 08.8 Reload Arena. \i'VllllC Scratch Pervert's p":'il(3 Cuts crops up again With residents Ritchie Rufftone. Nasty P. Blag l and host Profisee supply the hip hop in the

Body rock Arena. Wth ragga. B8B and ‘unk :n the cooler courtesy of AJ. A'iibassadoi‘ and Jimmy James.

I Moody at Wee Red Bar. Monthly next date 23 Aug. Monthly.

I Nuklear Puppy at Ego. Monthly next date 23 Aug.

I Opal Lounge at Opal Lounge. Ellyn—5am. Weekiy. Funked up vocal house and dance classics from SIeVie G. '.'.’lll‘. Je/ Hiii starting things off with his ;a//. R88 and garage mix.

I Opium at Opium. lt).3()pm~3am. Free. Weekly. See Thu.

I Oscuro at Studio 24. lopm—Sam. £5. 9 Aug. Monti‘ly. Resident Hwatsong continues the fine work he started at P"lbox, s.e. messing with your need good and proper With the finest. dirtiest techno around. Residents Bob Dylan iPurei and the Humans are lOllled by Morph ilive PA). Paul C. Nick Fury and DJ Freak Show.

I Planet Earth at Citrus Club. 13.30p'n-3ain. £75. Weekly. The varied vrsua' él'ttt musical delights of the 70s and 80s. wth so'ne stress laid on the eprOits o‘ early 83s electro artists. No smoking at the oar please.

I Pure at Studio 2/1. One off twelfth pith-day speczal on 30 Aug.

I The Rhythm Room at O-Bar.

E pin—Jain. SI": 2873i. Weekly. See Thu.

I Roadblock at Po Na Na. 9pm—3am. 'free before ‘i lpmi. Weekly. NICCI F stops the traff:c in bad music when she digs up the best in funk. disco. house and block rockin' beats.

I 800 Delicious at Commplex .‘oriiierzy Club Java). Slpiii—«iam. $.79 i9?) :30 Aug. Monthly. New deep. dirty. sexy house shin dig. Residents Si. Pete Owen and 'th Street' Mark are ioiiied by co- hosts Luvely and GP Patterson. Tommy Kay and special guests Bruno F-K and Deepg none

I The Time Tunnel at Club Mercado. ttlpnidam. 5ft"), Weekly. Trendy Wendy. Slit)‘.‘.’l)l/ Jase and Betty Ford disrupt the

space-time continuum with tunes from the 60s 70s and 80s. Or maybe it's just the alcohol.

I Tokyoqu at Ego. 10pm—3am. £6 (£5). 9 Aug. Up-and-coming double act plying their trademark blend of funky house and classic grooves.

Trouble at the Blue Note at the Beat Jazz Basement. 8pm—Sam. $32—25 (free before 10pm). Weekly. Improvised jazz lam sponsored by the legendary Blue Note Records. This week (9 Aug) Trouble presents Joseph Malik (Compost) who can often be seen round town displaying his DJ talents but this is something a bit speCial as tonight we're getting a full live vocal set of sweet SOLll and nu-Jazz. With Hobbes and Erik Da Viking on DJ duties and if that ain't en0ugh there's performance poetry from Jem Rolls and his pals.

I UTI presents: Real Eyes at Wee Red Bar. 11pm—3am. £8 (£5). 9 Aug. Monthly. Underground techno night featuring resident DJs Semaj. Johnny Oh! and Tormod Mor joined by Suade (Adapted Vinyl/Mindtours) for a live PA and DJ set of techno freakery.

Chart & Party

I Cyber Subway at Subway West End. 7pm—3am. $24 ($21). Weekly. An interactive club experience for those sad puppies who txt rather than talk to people. Vote in advance for the drinks promotions and the music policy online or by SMS or use the 'digital cyber subway polling stations' in the venue on the night. Surf to wwwsubwaywestendcouk for more info. I Ibiza Foam Party at Revolution. iOpm—Bam. Etbc. Weekly. Commercial dance. foam. holiday giveaways (Club 18- 30 no less) all night long.

I Office Affair at Subway West End. 4—9pm. 21-534. Weekly. Chart tunes. buffet and cheap drinks what else do yOu need to make a fool of yOurself in front of you colleagues?

I Promise at Babylon. tOpm—Bam. Weekly. Cheesy tunes and party action With plenty of drinks promos to wash it down With.

I Push! at Peppermint Lounge. lOpm-Sam. $13—$34 (free before midnight). Weekly. Chart. dance and R&B tunes. With funk and hip hop in the back room. I The Subway at Subway. 9pm—3am. Free before 1 lpni; E3 (531). Weekly. See Thu.