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‘We may be the last two civilised people in America.‘ says Susan McIntosh, as she lights a cigarette. We‘re in the middle of a park in uptown Manhattan on a Saturday afternoon. and as the sun beats down on us, it's at first difficult to imagine the apocalypse she forecasts. But she has the persuasive guile of a good university lecturer, which funnily enough, is what she does when she isn’t filling off-Broadway venues with her one woman act, or appearing as one of her many characters on MTV. It sounds an odd mix of professions, but McIntosh's brand of comedy, as presented in her new one woman show, this time sans characters, would certainly appeal to a more thinking audience. The gist of it is that we’re all descended from the wrong kind of monkey.

‘lt's maybe time for a much more rational and cuter animal to evolve,‘ McIntosh explains. ‘I'm hoping for the bear I don’t think they'd destroy their natural habitat. Basically we‘ve evolved from the wrong chimp. We should have evolved from the benobo - they solve


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