Festival MAILBOX

The Dirty Talk is very funny, very sad, thought provoking and very topical. Take an hour out of your schedule. You won’t regret it. Comment posted by Mike Hammond

Only Bruises (●●●●●) Only six of us watching this production in a living room setting, which almost made me feel like I was a part [of it], worthy of moving on to a larger stage. Comment posted by Dougie McGlashan

F 1 8 K (●●●●●) Probably the worst show I’ve seen at the festival for a long time. Save your time and money. The show’s concept simply did not work, despite the cast’s best efforts. Comment posted by Franc

The Generation of Z Brainssssssssssssssssssssssss is banned! Comment posted by Craig McVeigh

Camilla Cleese Miss Cleese’s routine about the bogus ‘short man syndrome’ is something that would not be tolerated if it was directed at other groups based on race, religion, skin colour, sex especially women, sexual orientation, etc. Her routine is based on malice, hate, prejudice and a seemingly sublime belief held by her and many others that bigotry based on height, almost always directed at short people and particularly short men, is acceptable, good, right and

should be celebrated. Her routine should not be tolerated by short men or short people in general. We have posted her routine on our site supportfortheshort.org and condemned it, which is what should be done. We even tweeted her. She has yet to have the courage to tweet us back, probably both out of fear and no doubt out of awareness that it might hurt her finances in some way. We condemn her routine and believe it should be banned, just as any other group would probably do under similar circumstances. Comment posted by SupportForTheShort.org

Malasombra Amazing and mágica! Comment posted by Maria Gomila

Dangerfield: Sex with Children (●●●●●)

kak. Comment posted by Chris Dangeri eld

Below are a selection of reviews and comments left on our website

add your own opinion at list.co.uk/festivals

Bridget Christie feature Wow. This comedian is incredibly grandiose. Does she seriously think she is ‘raising awareness’ of a very well known issue? What an idiot. And she wasn’t funny once in a quite long piece so that’s suspicious. Irritating, patronising and obviously not that bright. Comment posted by Sprained Violet

The Dirty Talk I love The Dirty Talk. It makes you laugh and then cry. Good luck at the festival Michael [Puzzo, writer/performer]! Comment posted by Peggy Puzzo

B R I B E O F T H E W E E K O F T H E W E E K R I BB EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF TTTT HH E B R I

SWISS CHEESE S This week’s homemade This won wonder was Caerphilly created b created by Bawsoot Theatre, w who utilised cheeses ( (cheddar, Jarlsberg) and and cheese peripherals (oatca (oatcakes, cocktail sticks, Edam Edam rinds) to Kraft this grate m grate maison du fromage. Whey to g Whey to go guys. Gouda job. Curdn’t Curdn’t be happier with the result. Etc. The George The George Next Door, 10–16 Aug, 8.35pm; Ghillie Dhu, Ghillie Dhu, 222 9930, 18 & 25 Aug, 3.30pm; Laughing Hor Laughing Horse @ The Free Sisters, 622 6801, 25 Aug, 10pm; all free.

If you fancy buying some great exposure for your Festival performance, send some promotional payola to Big Fat Festival Bribe, c/o Niki Boyle, The List, 14 High Street, Edinburgh, EH1 1TE.

4 THE LIST FESTIVAL 7–14 Aug 2014

CONTRIBUTORS Publisher & General Editor

Robin Hodge Director Simon Dessain

EDITORIAL

Editor Gail Tolley

Festival Features Editor

Yasmin Sulaiman Research Manager

Kirstyn Smith Senior Researcher

Jaclyn Arndt Research

Alex Johnston, Rowena McIntosh,

Rebecca Monks, Henry Northmore, Murray Robertson Editorial Assistant Colin Robertson

SALES & MARKETING Media Sales Manager

Chris Knox Senior Media Sales Executives

Nicky Carter, Debbie Thomson

Digital Sales Executive

Joe McManus Sales Support Executive

Jessica Rodgers Digital Business

Development Director

Brendan Miles Partnership Director

Sheri Friers

PRODUCTION Production Director

Simon Armin Senior Designer

Lucy Munro

DIGITAL Web Editor Hamish Brown

Digital Content Editor

Niki Boyle Social Media Editor

Jen Bowden Senior Developer Andy Carmichael Senior Designer

Bruce Combe

Software Developer

Iain McCusker Senior DBA Andy Bowles

Digital Design Associate Jen Devonshire

Digital Production Assistant

Maud Sampson

ADMINISTRATION

Accounts Manager Sarah Reddie

Events and Administration

Assistant Jade Regulski

SECTION EDITORS Around Town Kirstyn Smith Books Yasmin Sulaiman

Clubs Rosie Davies Comedy Brian Donaldson Dance/Kids Kelly Apter Food & Drink Donald Reid

Music Claire Sawers News David Kettle Theatre Gareth K Vile Up Front Niki Boyle

Visual Art Rachael Cloughton

Published by The List Ltd

HEAD OFFICE: 14 High Street, Edinburgh EH1 1TE Tel: 0131 550 3050, Fax: 0131 557 8500,

list.co.uk, email editor@list.co.uk GLASGOW OFFICE: at the CCA,

350 Sauchiehall Street, Glasgow G2 3JD Tel: 0141 332 9929, glasgow@list.co.uk

ISSN: 0959 - 1915

©2014 The List Ltd. Reproduction in whole or in part is forbidden without the written

permission of the publishers. The List does not accept responsibility for unsolicited material. The List provides this content in good faith but no guarantee or representation is given that the

content is accurate, complete or up-to-date. Use of magazine content is at your own risk. Printed by Acorn Web Offset Ltd, W.Yorkshire.