I Theatre is listed by city first, then by venue. running in alphabetical order. Cabaret and touring shows are listed separately underthe relevant heading. KEY: [D] Iacilitieslorthe disabled. [Eltacilities torthe hard of hearing. usually an induction loop system. For prices. price in brackets eg (£1 .50) is the concessionary price.


I CITIZENS' THEATRE Gorbals Street. 429 0022. Box Office Mon—Sat 10am—8pm. Bar. [D].

Aladdin and His Wonderful Lamp Tue 1 Dec—Sat 16Jan. 10am ( 15. 22 Dec; 12 Jan);2pm(Everyday):5pm(l2. 19.24. 26.31Dec;2.9.16Jan);7pm(9—l0.l4. 16——30Dec.4—7. 11.13—15 Jan). Prices£l-£4.50 depending on day and time please check with theatre. The Citizens' Christmas Show. See Panto List. I CRAWFURO THEATRE Jordanhill College of Education. 76 Southbrae Drive. 954 (XXX).

Cowboys and Indians Sat 12 Dec. 7.30pm. For tickets please ring TAG on 041 429 2877. TAG Theatre Company in (iurmeet Mattu’s new comedy. See Touring.

I CUMBERNAULO THEATRE (‘umbernauld 0236 732887. Box Office Mon—Fri 10am—6pm; Sat 10am-3pm; 6—8pm perf. evgs. Bar Cafe.

A Christmas Carol [Intil Sat 26 December. 10am (every day except Sat); 1.30pm (everyday); 7.30pm (98; l0Dec).£3.25 (£1 .90) Parties of ten or more £2.90

(£1 .70). Family ticket £10 (2 adults 8; 2 children or 1 adult «3; 3 children. 4 ice—creams incl! ); The Cumbernauld Theatre Company‘s Christmas panto. See Panto List.

I DRAMA CENTRE 126 Ingram Street.04l 552 5827.

MS Siah Mon 14 Sat 20 Dec. 7.30pm. Rather than a Christmas show. this year the Drama Centre has a new play looking at the patriarchal nature of religion. written by promising young Glasgow playwright (jurmeet Mattu author of Cowboys and Indians. at present being toured by TAG Theatre Company.

I FORT THEATRE Kenmure Avenue. Bishopriggs. 772 7054.

Season's Greetings Mon 7—Sat 12 Dec. 7.30pm. £2.50; Members £1 .75:OAPs £1.25; OAP members and children£1. Seasonal fayre from the Antonine Players in Alan Ayckbourn‘s festive comedy.

I GLASGOW ARTS CENTRE 12 Washington Street. 221 4526.

Cinderella Tue 8-Thurs ll) Dec 7.30pm. Tue 15—Thurs 17 Dec 1.30pm. Thurs 178; Fri 18 Dec. 7.30pm. £2 (£1 ) 75p for parties of ten or more. Actors Lab in their panto. See Panto List.

I KING'S THEATRE Bath Street. Box Office. Mon—Sat noon—6pm. 4 bars. [D]. [E]. Phone bookings; Ticket Centre. Candleriggs. Mon—Sat 10.30am-6.30pm. 227 5511.

Cinderella Until Sat 6 Feb 1988. Wed 8.: Sat mats. 2.15pm. £2—£6.75. Cones. for children and OAPs every day except Saturday. The ever popular Rikki Fulton and Walter Carr in the Christmas panto. See Panto List.

I MITCHELL THEATRE Granville Street. 221 3198. Box Office Mon—Sat noon—6pm. Bar. Cafe. Tickets also available from the Ticket Centre. Candleriggs. 227 5511 Mon—Sat 10.30am—6.30pm.

Dick Whinington L'ntil Sat 12 Dec. 7.30pm. £3.50 (£2.50).The Pantheon Players in the well—known panto. See Panto List.

The Incredible Brechin Beetle Bug Tues15


Dec—Sat 9Tan. 7.30pm. Matinees- 1.30pm on 15—18 Dec. 21. 22. 24 Dec,6—8 Jan; 10am on 21—23 Dec; 2pm 28—31Dec. £3.50 (£2.50) 7:84 Theatre Company‘s panto. See Panto List.

I PALACE THEATRE 9 Green Street. Kilmarnock. 0563 23590. Box Office Mon—Sat 10am—5pm. Cafe/Bar Mon-Sat 10am—5pm. [D]

The Magic Snowball Until Thurs 24 Dec. 7.30pm. £4 (£3) Matinecs 2pm on 11. 12. 16. 17. 18. I9. 22. 23. 24 Dec and 10amon 11. 16. 18Dee. £2. WildcatStage Productions in their new Christmas Show. Sec Panto List.

I PAVILION THEATRE I21 Renfield Street. 332 1846. Box Office Mon—Sat 10am—8pm. Bar.

Mother Goose Until Sat 30Jan 1988.


We're the Comedy Casuals Stan and Suz

We like a good tall and we like a good booze

I likethe Hibbies

She likes a good joke

And we like to put aspirins in our coke While we’re doughnuts we like to rap About what it’s like to live in crap Whiles I feel angry

Whiles I feel sick

I can’t keep living in this shit

But I have no choice

‘Cause I have no voice

All I can do is have a


Christmas Rapping takes on a different meaning for Comedy Casuals—aka Stanley Naive and Susan Intrusion— who will be touring community venues this month with their cabaret act ‘Rap lt Upl‘. The duo formed recently, with a definite commitment to doing benefits and playing at community venues and, in serious vein, will be hoping to encourage people to claim benefits due to them before April. But they will be doing so with comedy and are undertaking theirtour in the good company of the rockabilly busking band, Wray Gunn and the Rockets, the lemale comedy duo Lib and Rene and, at South Carntyne, Wackhead a new two-strong cabaret act from the stable of the Merry Macs. See Cabaret Listings tortourdetails.

7.30pm. Matinées 2.30pm (10, 12, 17, 19, 22—24.28—3IDec;2.6.9,, 27, 3OJan). £5.25 (Children £3.25),£3.25 (Children £2.25). Johnnie Beattie and Andy Cameron in this year‘s Pavilion Panto. See Panto List.

I SCOTTISH EXHIBITION ANO CONFERENCE CENTRE Finnieston. Glasgow. 248 3000. Care Bears to the Rescue 15 Dec—61 an. Care Bears on Stage. See Panto List.

I THEATRE ROYAL Hope Street. 331 1234. Box Office Mon—Sat 10am—6pm. (7.30pm on perfevgs). Bar. Buffet.

I THIRD EYE CENTRE 350 Sauchiehall Street. 332 7521 . Cafe open Ham—2.30pm Tue—Fri and during evening performances.

Don Juan and The Audition Thurs 10. Sat 12 Dec. 7pm & 8pm. Tue—Thurs £2 (£1 .50)

, for each show. Sat £2.50 (£2) for each show. A double bill presented by Theatre Racoon. Theatre Racoon themselves appear in an adaptation by Leslie Crook of Moliere‘s play Don Juan. while Cast of Thousands from Nottingham in an original review of Moliere‘s life and work The Audition.

AsA Person Wed 16. Thurs 17 Dec. 7.30pm. £3 (£2). ‘Texture'. a group of artists who work together to create audio-visual theatre. in a new performance. The title As A Person can be read to have a double meaning. relating to the film term ASA (American Standard Aperture). and the performance looks at the process of film-making and the power of the film image in the twentieth century. Christmas in the Broch Fri 18. Sat 19 Dec. 8.30pm. £3 (£2). Sce Cabaret.

Christmas McStravaganza wed 23 Dec. 9pm. £3 (£2). See Cabaret.

The Kidnapped Christmas Present Tue 5—Fri 8Jan. 1pm. £1 children.£1 .50adults. Primary Colours in their latest show for children the tale ofhow two magical creatures are kidnapped as a Christmas present for a spoilt little girl.




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