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"002 we don't charge interest on pre-arranged overdrafts of up to 200 OUID!" I screamed horrifically. "Not to mention our free European travel competition!"

He was impressed! He signed! With a pen. MINE! So, I gave him FlFl'EEN (IUID!*

"YOOP!" he roared, triumphantly. "FIVERS!"

Quickly, I promised him cheque book, cheque card, eurocheque card and Cashline card. PLUS! Post card.

Suddenly, he burst into a fit of high-spirited antics.

"And you can use over four thousand CASH MACHINES!" l bawled blatantly and, grabbing the lad, charged loudly out into the bank.

"LOOK!" I laughed, Victoriously. "We've bagged another!"

Everyone went MAD!

Back at my desk I slipped into a fresh tie and got ready to hand over more

CASH! "This is a good job," I mused over muesli. It was! OFFICIAL!

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