It's a good laugh being a Royal Bank of Scotland Manager, see. Take last week. Slobbering, a student sprang in. Instantly, l smelt a grant cheque. HIS!!! "Why should I bank with you?" he went suspiciously, fingering his Filolax.
"002 we don't charge interest on pre-arranged overdrafts of up to 200 OUID!" I screamed horrifically. "Not to mention our free European travel competition!"
He was impressed! He signed! With a pen. MINE! So, I gave him FlFl'EEN (IUID!*
"YOOP!" he roared, triumphantly. "FIVERS!"
Quickly, I promised him cheque book, cheque card, eurocheque card and Cashline card. PLUS! Post card.
Suddenly, he burst into a fit of high-spirited antics.
"And you can use over four thousand CASH MACHINES!" l bawled blatantly and, grabbing the lad, charged loudly out into the bank.
"LOOK!" I laughed, Victoriously. "We've bagged another!"
Everyone went MAD!
Back at my desk I slipped into a fresh tie and got ready to hand over more
CASH! "This is a good job," I mused over muesli. It was! OFFICIAL!
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