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\Vlteli word reaches the ( ‘il_\' ('ale it‘s time to do something about it. It was there one night last week that an art
school student asked me vv It} I never write about anvthing important. lake _ver \eal .'\schersons. _vcr
Sallv .\lagnussons. ver I Iughie
.\Icllv annevs.‘ he said. al'l'ecting a working class brogue. “w eck iii week otit tackling the big subiects: Poland. the Big ( i. the Super Bowl. And _vou. what do _voti write about'.’ l’eebles. goldlish and pints ol' \ltirphies.
I le ltatl one til those ,semi-supcrcilrous. semi—gla/ed
smiles and It ir a nro I thought he had ; mistaken trte lot” .\llan .\Iassie w hich .is not as ridiculous as it sounds. Allan1
being a decade or so mv senior. and ;
me being tour-ev ed and
wind-weathered. Btrt I knew he
could pick me out in an identitv
m_v glass ol (\‘ll - and mouthing a
r soliloquv. 'I‘he night was Stvgian and I was surrounded bv Young (‘rematorians sucking tip chocolate milk shakes with two straws, l’ci'liaps i
Alan 'I‘avlor takes on the weighty question of life in the
there alread}; latent. waiting tor a dowser to eotne along and turn on the tap. \Vhat drew it to the surlace was the storv about 'l‘on_v .lacklirr and
lost on intelligent readers. .I\s vou will expect I hav e little to acltl tilt the subject except to sav that I was there. No. not when . . btit w hen .Iaeko strode tip the lt\'th at Roval l._v tham to win the ( )pen in l‘to‘). .i\t the time I did not have an "( )’ level to mv name and in} lather thought I was vouth hostelling iti \Ielrose. I think he still rloes. l'hree ol- tl\ e_v eled lor live tlav‘s through the Borders and lakes and slept in a seaside shelter at Blackpool with a gang lroni Manchester w ho dotrbled tip on
I Iar'lev I)av idsous and thought we were crackers. But to them goll was iust a game; we know dilleretit. don‘t w c'.’
parade tor he kept mentioning Musselburgh racecourse in a w a_v that suggested I should be more familiar with it than I reallv am. It‘sa tact ol lile that it _vou liv e in a place lamous lor something particular people think ev ervone who liv es there is mad about it. like ice-cr'carri. Because ol I.ttca's it's assumed I eat gallons ol’ the stul'l. which I do. but I wiin it wasn‘t taken I‘or granted. .-\riv vvav . to get back to Pablo I’ieasso w Ito bv tiovv has one hand on m_v should ~r the other on the bar. and is swinging his legs like ()Iga Korbut on the parallels. llie onl_v consolation was that he was underntiurished. Still I was glad when his girllriend took him oil to see her etchings.
“ .-\lter he‘d gone I tell into a vacant. pensive mood. staring moodilv into
l l l
I’ablo was right. perhaps it was tiuie l addressed rrivsell' to the big issues. I tried to think olonc. ( )tit ol luck. I headed tor home and dugout some i old Sundav papers and ruled through them. I’oll tax. acid rain. the l Iiriglishing ol .Iersev . the ('oea-coloni/ation ol I’apua New (iuinea. lloods in lridia. I could turn mv hand toanv one ol them. I thought. what a pitv the} 'v e been cov cred alt'eadv.
’l‘hen it struck me. there was one subiect which was worthv or rue. the one Sir I’elham ( ii'env rlle \Vodehouse reckoned onlv the linest minds could contemplate tackling: goll. l rntrst however make a coril'ession. (ioll’did not drop into in} mind like a ball chipped into the hole lrom a greenside bunker. It w as l
a l7 vear-old waitress.
I do not intend to go into background details. Ilvou are not an tan with them vou shouldn't be reading a column such as this which is devoted to seeking otrt truth. exposing iniustice and denouncing those intent upon underrriining the democracv we hold dearlv to our hearts. \Vhen. as I Iunter S. said ol R. Nixon. the scum also rises we torpedo it. It _vou‘re interested I suggest _vou get hold ol a back lile ol the Stilt and do some six oiling up.
Stillice it to sav that .Iaeko kissed
and the waitress spilled the beans. ’
'l‘here's not mtteh rrrore to it than that btrt it has kept hacks hacking tor a l‘ortiiight. Yesterrlavs hero has become todav's villain lor doing basicallv' the same thing: scoring i birtlies. rite- ironv oltliis will not be I
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