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“Fido. I'm really really sorry. How long have I been? 4 months. Listen I can explain [3 Fido you’ve changed. Somehow. Never mind. Listen. Let me tell you. They’ve got everything in there Fido. Look 9% LPs starting at £4.99. CDs £9.99 unbelievable. U2, T’Pau, 'I‘anita Tikaram, Enya Cl Once you're in that Megastore I defy anyone to spend less than a month looking round. There's every album in the -


world there. Well you know what I mean. Iiom Black to Bach. Ya Ha Ha A gag Fido. Bach. Woof woof. Dog jokes I love them E] Anyway. Then there’s loads of classic titles reduced. The LPs £2.99 the CDs £6.99. Queen, Doors, Prince, Phil Collins, Led Zeppelin. Am I boring you Fido? And there's m from £7.99. Music videos like Pet Shop Boys (old friends of yours maybe) and George Michael but also features like Midnight Express, Ghostbusters etc etc. E] And loads of children’s videos Fido. The kind of stuff you like to watch. Pinnochio, Postman Pat. Thunderbirds. But

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Desmond Morris says dogs can only see in black and white right. Maybe you can get a black and white set Fido and save money on your TV licence. Fa Ha Ha Another dog gag

[I] Then there's bl_ank__t_z_1p§. Maxell audio C90 ten pack only £9.99 with free Walkman case thrown in. And Scotch video E180 three pack only £9.99. With, wait for it, a free £50 holiday voucher. And just as you’re coming to terms with

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all that Fido, there’s a gargantuan selection of gating. Board l games like Trivial Pursuit £21.99 and Wicked Willie £12.99. 1 Hobby games like Dungeons and Dragons. And computer games, like Afterburner, in quantities that would boggle your mind Fido Cl So now you comprehend my faithful, not- so-furry friend, why I was gone so long. And no doubt you find it easy to forgive me my little...hang on...I‘ve just remembered I meant to look at the books section. Fido. Hold on. I‘m nipping back inside. I’ll be back in a moI‘

may be some time.