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I woke up. Quickly , I dashed into a of up to TWO HUNDRED AND Royal Bank of Scotland bank. "It . . . it's FIFTYOUID!” “TWO HUNDRED about my account,"|stammered timidly. AND FIFTY OUID!!!” I roared, “I want one!" CATAPULTING!

"Right!" a big bank bloke "Yes. That's 0. U. I. D." in black bags and bomber he spelt speculatively. barked. "Pull up a peasant “CRIKEY! That's good and SQUAT!" enough for ME!” lsquealed.

ldid it! “PLUS!” he boasted,

"You give us your ripping out FOUR FAT GRANT CHEOUE," he FIVERS. “How about some begged blatantly. "And we'll FREE DOSH!?!" pay INTEREST on your “OOOF!” l gasped CURRENT ACCOUNT if shamelessly, opening an you stay in credit." account. “YES PLEASE!”

“Stay in credit?” I “Thanks for listening,” pondered, puzzled as Pooh beamed the bank bloke. in a pot. “What's that?” “Have a nice day."

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