I USE THE DOOR Mr Gumbyl Dne otthetouched Dutch who will appear in the Touch of the Dutch season at Glasgow's Tramway (9-26 June). seen here miming to a Hue and Cry track. See Theatre Listings page 52.

I no WAY, Madonna, he's taking your contession, I ain’t got the time. Robert De Hire and Sean Penn are the unlikely looking priests in Neil Jordan's We're No Angels. Anotherlilm involving crooks hiding out

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, , among the religious orders. resemblance to fictional - PC Plod must be highly . . ' suspicious at anyone ChardCt‘FTSt (HIV? or dead’ dressed in ecclesiastical lS entirely comc1dental garbthese days. SeeFilm Openers page 19.

and probably the result of poor eyesight.

I LEAPING INTO the back oi each other with the greatest at ease are London Contemporary Dance Theatre who will be at the Theatre Royal, Glasgow 11—1 6 June. See Dance listings page 59.

I BELINDA CARLISLE in her , now customary. wriggling

on the tloor pose. Working

on the assumption thatshe can get up tor long enough. Belinda will be playing her ‘Classic' Pop Rock atthe SECC, Glasgow, 6June.

See Rock Listings 37.

I PROBABLY SCDTLAND's ; best chance to make an impact on world lootball. the Subbuteo World Cup. which takes place a tow ,, days belore the real McCoy \ l kicks ott. Channel 4 will be \ , ‘l 2 I I'M nor going swimming covennothetabie-top . : it's horrid, horrid, horrid sprawl-cam. SeeTV i and I hate custard. The girl Listmos page 77. with the snorkel appears in ,I ‘9’»: Passionless Moments by ‘-' ' - __ Jane 'Sweetie' Campion as ;. »~ ' part olthe Little Wizards

I WEARING ALLthat remains otherhouse. inthe torrn ol jewellery, is Francoise Sergy.

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Gold will be paflomod 3mm Filmhouse. See Film Index Assembly Rooms, ' page 20.

Edinburgh on 12 June. as part at Spring Fling. See Dance Listings page 59.

I THE BEAHDED doyen at Country Music. much-loved multi-miliionaire Kenny Rodgers, returns to 1 Scotland and the Edinburgh f Exhibition Centre. ' lngliston, 5 June. See Rock I i Listings page 37.

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