_ ' I 'Whaddaya mean I look

stupid in these ears. you‘re

not exactly Miss Dignity

yourselt?’ Find out more in

The Mouse And His Child.

the Edinburgh Theatre

Workshop Christmas show. See Theatre listings.

A gathering of some of the greatest arts brains ever gathered together in one oltice otters the events so good they changed the year especially.

Eddie lzzard The master of comic surrealism regales us with tales of how he was raised by wolves. Catch him at the Theatre Royal Glasgow. Sec Theatre preview.

Roger Mellie The Man On The Telly The foul-mouthed presenter from Viz gets his Channel 4 break at long last. Not for the easily offended. See TV preview.

Hamlet A decent poke at the Prince of Denmark by Theatre Clwyd North Wales at Theatre Royal Glasgow. Everyone loves a tragedy at Christmas.

Pallas An awfully cheeky TV spoof of the royal family. using voices added to stock footage. You‘ll love it. See TV preview.

Sylvia Plachy Unguided Tour An exhibition of photographs taken during adventures ‘on the road‘ in the USA. See them at the Street Level Gallery in Glasgow. See Art preview.

Walt Disney's World On Ice Sixty-three years of Mickey Mouse are celebrated in a spectacular show at Edinburgh Exhibition And Trade Centre. Ingliston. Cute fun for kids. nostalgia time for parents. See Holiday preview.

Bill And Ted’s Bogus Journey Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter are back for another madcap trip through time. with a short stop-off in hell. Sounds scary? See Film review.

Matador An early Pedro Almodovar work mingling themes of sex and death. Deemed too bizarre for a .British release on its completion in 1986. See Film review.

Gary Glitter A perennial Christmas fave returns north for a couple of seasonal shows at the SECC in Glasgow. trying to persuade you he‘s still the leader of the gang. See Rock listings.

I This is what Hogmanay is all about: kilts and krooning. Andy Stewart i

style. Relive those days of Captain America Don‘t mention a YO"! i" a BBC 300"?!“ certain Fanclub, these boys have doéumentarv 0" "'9 WM“ what it takes to be stars in their own "93m" mub' 3“ W right. Check them out at Glasgow "8""98' Poly on Saturday 21 December. See

Rock listings.

The List 20 December 1991— 16January [992 3