guest DJs from Lacuna Head. Big Muff and Evol playing a wide range of lndie sounds. Happy hour llpm till midnight. plus Coors £1 all night.

I Mambo Club at Cavendish. 1 lpm—4am. £3/£2.50. Two floors with African. Latin. salsa. reggae. zouk. soca. calypso and more (?). with Sir Ossie on the wheels of steel.

I Minus One at the Carlton Highland Hotel. £5/free for members. See Fridays. I Misery at The Cooler. 1 lpm—Sam. £2/£2.50 for members. 17 Apr. What can be said. still playing the same old crap music and still pulling a large crowd every other week. established as the worst club in the country and revelling in its own

I Red Hot Pepper Club 10pm—4am. £4. See Fridays.

I Hock Orgasm at The Mission. 10.30pm—4am. £2. Weekly rock night. with an all-encompassing playlist of rock and lots of leather-clad happy hairy people. Happy hour llpm—lam.

I Sex Machine at The Vaults. l lpm-4am. £4/£3/£2 members. Playing a wide selection of current sounds. street soul. funk and hip-hop from regular DJs A-1 and Joseph every week. 17 Apr: The Fred Quimby Quartet playing a live set on the night.

I Shatt at Moray House Union. llpm—4am. £4. 17 Apr. The original. Experience pie-eyed grin-athon at this tacky 70s funfest of funky sounds. rare groove and disco. Still one of the busiest. Fortnightly.

I Heggae Club at Club Snipe. 10pm—late. £3/conc. Regular guest DJs playing a mix of ragga. reggae. rare groove with a hint of funk. With some possible bands in the near future.

I Super-Nova at The Store. 1 l pm—4am. £4. A new weekly club in this re-vamped venue. with DJ Fred playing a broad cross-section of excellent dance music. to keep your feet movin‘ and the dance floor full.

I S.W.P. Benefit at The Venue. llpm—5am. Price tbc. 17 Apr. Zulu Syndicate. One People and Fundamental playing live on the night. with proceeds going to the A.N.L. and the Timex strike fund.

I Tattoo at the Citrus Club. 1 [pm—4am. Members £5. Highly recommended weekly dance club. with regular DJs Gareth and David playing upfront house and garage sounds. guaranteed busy night with ajumping dance-floor. 10 Apr: DJ Richard Bell guesting and 17 Apr: Paul Wayne (Venus. Nottingham) spinning vinyl on the night.

I Wave at The Venue. llpm—5am. £5. 10 Apr only. Monthly outing for Pure‘s sister club. playing a selection of progressive house and dance sounds. with the very capable DJ duo Twitch and Brainstorm.


I A Cocktail 0t Jan at Club Snipe. 10pm—late. £2. A new Sunday night club. playing anything that isjazz. from trad up to present contemporary tunes.

I Buster Browns 10.30pm—3am. £2 before ll.30pm/£3 after. Buster's Sunday soul night.

I The BIZ 10.30pm—4am. Free. See Fridays.

I Century 2000 10pm—4am. £3/£2 before midnight.

I Cinnamon Flower at Minus One. lOpm—3am. £3/£2.50 before midnight. l 1 Apr. DJ Fred playing the platters that matter. in this extravagant setting.

I Easter Sex Machine at The Vaults. l0pm—4am. £2. 11 Apr. One-off Easter special with regular DJs Al and Joseph. All pints £1.

I The Edge 4pm—2.30am. With a live band every week.

I Frottage at The Venue. l lpm—-3am. £2/£l .50. Thrash. techno. dub. disco. rock and more rock. With occasional live bands.

I lassoo at The Pelican Bistro. 9pm—2am. Free. Get your stetson and cowboy boots on for Sunday‘s silliest (only) country & western night.

I Red Hot Pepper Club 10pm—3am. £4. See Fridays.

I Sly at The Music Box. 9pm—3am. £2.50. 11 Apr. A one-off Easter event playing a wide selection of funk. soul and 70s disco sounds.

I The Sunday Club at Ex-S. llpm—4am. £3 with ticket. Wonderful. wonderful gay night featuring male go-go dancers and some of the worst PAs we‘ve ever seen. I Theionlous at The Bare Story. 7pm—lam. Free. A new relaxed evening. of all that is best in the world ofjazz. ranging from the 40s through to the present day. with DJs Simon (Bakery). AngUs and guests.


I Experimental Groove Lab 1 at The Vaults. 9pm—2am. Free. A new night giving a chance for inexperienced DJs to have a shot on the decks. strange idea and will no doubt bring forth a strange mix of music.

I Ex-S llpm—3am. £1. New weekly night in this recently renamed venue. in the best Sesame Street-style today's number is the number ONE. entry is £1. all drinks are £1 all night and all music are old No 1 hits from the 60s through to the 90s.

I The Monday Club at Liberty‘s. 9.30pm—3am. £2. Covering the whole spectrum of alternative music. The Monday Club is still going strong after two years and continues to pull in unfeasibly big crowds for a Monday night club.


I Experimental Groove Lab II at The Vaults. 9pm—2am. Free. The second night of this bring your own records and have a DJing spot club. a second Misery in the making. let's hope not.


I Bliss at The Store. 1 1pm—4am. £2. A new gay night featuring a broad mixture of pop and dance club sounds.

I Delirium at The Music Box. 10.30pm—3am. £2. lntriguingly diverse club playing the likes of Bob Marley. Utah Saints. Ozric Tentacles and The Velvet Underground. Busy dancefloor all night with a crowd as diverse as the music played.

I Experience at The Vaults. 9pm-2am. Free. 14 Apr. An ambient evening promising to play Hendrix. The ()rb and Pink Floyd among others. All pints £1. I Ex-S 10pm—3am. £3. Over 23s only. Weekly singles night for all you lonely mid-twenties love-seeking people.

I Funky love at The Pelican. 10pm— lam. Free. DJ 2 Smoove starting the Pelican‘s week off with a scorching selection of soulful grooves.

I Groove Lab at The Vaults. 10pm—4am. £1. 21 Apr. House and funk in the main hall with dub and reggae in the chill—out

I Life at The Subway. 10pm—4am. £2.50/£2. £1.50 with flyer. A new club playing industrial. torture tech. grunge. grind-core and hardcore dance. with DJs from Apocalypse and Twitch.

I Love Shack at Century 2000. 10pm—3am. 50p with matriculation card. Century 2000's student night with drinks promos.

I Teaseage at The Citrus Club. 10pm—3am. £1.50/£1 with matric card. Student-orientated indie club with cheap drinks all night.


I A Club Called Dub at Club Snipe. l0pm—late. £2.50. All the best in reggae. ragga and of course dub from this new weekly club. with regular guest DJs.

I Blg Maraccas at The Pelican. lOpm—lam. Free. DJ 2 Smoove spinning pure Latin. Latin jazz.jazz funk and any other variant on those three styles you care to think up.

I The Biz 10.30pm—4am. Free. See Fridays.

I Century 2000 lOpm—latef £3/£2 before midnight. Dance and chart sounds.

I The Edge 4pm—2.30am. See Fridays. I Minus One at the Carlton Highland Hotel. £2.50. See Fridays.

I Panic Care at The Citrus. 10.30pm—3am. £3/£2.50. 22 Apr. A new club featuring DJs from F=k 1t. Shboom. Shag and Katch. playing a wide range of dance. indie and 60s pop.

I Perv at The Store. 1 lpm—4am. Price tbc. An evening ofdance sounds brought to you by Roxy. with drinks promos on the night.

I The Recession Session at Ex-S. llpm—4am. Girls £6; guys £8. All main spirits. draught beers. lagers and ciders. wines and soft drinks are free. With absolutely no limit. so for only the entry price you can drink yourself to death.

I Shag at The Mission. 1 lpm—3.30am. £2.50. Perennially popular student club. noteworthy for its truly appalling playlist and free chocolate.

I Seduction at The Venue. l lpm-«iam. £3. 22 Apr. DJs from Disco lnfemo and Funky Worm playing a mix of 70s funk and disco. with funds raised going towards a Save The Rain Forest campaign.

I Sound Factory at The Vaults.

l 1pm—4am. £2. A new club with a student-orientated playlist including dance. rock and indie sounds.

I Tlibal Funktion at The Venue. llpm—5am. £4/£3. Fortnightly. 15 Apr. The Funktion returns with heavy. heavenly house upstairs. and downstairs concentrating on the funk. hip-hop groove for all you funketeers.


I Cream at The Outhouse. Stirling. llpm—late. £5. The Dream machine makes a welcome return to Stirling. with DJs lain Paterson and Trevor Price playing the best in underground house sounds in this weekly club.

I Paradise Park at Rugby Park. Kilmarnock. 10pm—Iate. £3. DJs Kevin Wilson and Scott Gibson of Bomba fame plus regular guests. taking over the home of Kilmarnock FC. Spinning their usual excellent mix of dance grooves on a weekly basis.

I Streetrave Easter Bank Holiday Special at The Ayr Pavillion. 4pm—late. Price tbc. l 1 Apr. Another no doubt massive night for the Streetrave people with DJs Kevin Saunderson (Inner City). Jon Mancini. Boney and Michael Kilkie and the live (Scottish exclusive) appearance of Inner City and The Reese Project from Detroit.

I Z-Hezerection Easter Extravaganza at The Royal Highland Centre. Ingliston. 8pm--8am. £23.50. 10 Apr. If you don't already have your ticket then you'll be missing out on a massive line-up. including DJs Carl Cox. Bass Generator. Seduction. Jumping Jack Frost. livil tiddic Richards and DJ Scott. With PAs Terrorize. The Dream Frequency and Ultrasonic. no doubt another sell-out success for one of the North‘s biggest rave promotion organisations.


All clubs listed above take place at one or the following venues, which can be contacted tor turther details.

I The Arches Midland Street (off Jamaica

Street). 221 9736.

I Bennet’s 80—9001assford Street. 552 5761.

I Circa Custom House Quay. 221 ()865. I Cleopatra’s. 508 Great Western Road. Kelvinbridge. 3340560.

I Club Xchange 23 Royal Exchange Square. 204 4599.

I Cotton Club 5 Scott Street. 332 ()712. I Follies 193 Pitt Street. 332 7322/7522. I Fury Murry’s 96 Maxwell Street. 221 65l l.

I Glasgow Polytechnic 7t) Cowcaddens Road. 332 0681.

I Glasgow School of Art I67 Renfrew Street. 332 9797.

I Club lndustria 15 Union Street. 221

61 l l.

I Mardi Gras 73 Dunlop Street. 221 3623.

I Mayfair 490 Sauchiehall Street. 332 3872.

I Beds Upstairs at Nico‘s. 379 Sauchiehall Street. 331 1635.

I The Rock Garden, 73 Queen Street. 221 2200.

I Rooftops 92 Sauchiehall Street. 332 5883.

I Sub Club 22 Jamaica Street. 248 4600. I The 13th Note 80 (ilassford Street. 553 l638.

I The Tunnel 84 Mitchell Street. 204 l000.

I Under Ventura 50—60 King Street. 552 1388.

I The Venue 474 Sauchiehall Street. 332 3872.

I The Volcano 15 Benalder Street. 337

l 100.

I Blue Oyster Club 96a Rose Street Lane North. 226 6458.

I The Bi! 2.3 l.othian Road. 229 8000.

I The Calton Calton Road. 558 3758.

I Cavendish West 'I'ollcross. 228 3252. I century 2000 3i l.othian Road. 229 7670.

I The Citrus Club 40 42 (irindla) Street. 229 6697.

I Club Snipe 16 Home Street. 'I‘ollcross. 228 8645.

I The Edge 37b (ieorge Street. 226 3| 1 l. I Ex-S l2 Shandwick Place. 226 2266. I Finsbury Park 3~ 5 South St Andrew Street. 556 1020.

I to Belle Angele ll Haslies Close. 225 2774.

I Liberty’s (ireenside Place. 557 3807. I Madison’s (irecnside Place. 557 3807. I Minus One (Carlton Highland Hotel) North Bridge. 556 7277.

I The Mission Victoria Street. 225 3326. I Moray House Student Union Holyrood Road. 556 5 I84.

I The Music Box 9c Victoria Street. 225 2564.

I Potterrow Student Union Bristo Square. 650 8090.

I The Have Cave 69 ('owgate.

I Red Hot Pepper Club 3 Semple Street.

Tol leross. 229 7733.

I The Store (formerly Millionaires) 2 Niddry Street. 5566050.

I Shady Lady’s ('owgate. 225 3326.

I Teviot Student Union Brlslo Square.

650 4673. I The Vaults l5 l7 Nttltlry Street. 556


I The Venue (‘alton Road. 557 3073.

I Wee Hed Bar at lidinburgh College ()I' Art. Lauriston Place. 229 1442.

I Wilkie House (‘nugnte 226 2 I51 .

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