WASHING YOUR HARE
Fill a bowl with hot soapy water, immerse your rabbit and scrub. Rinse and put the hairdryer on high. Hey Presto! A fluffy bunny. Hang on a minute, he’s n0t moving. What’s up Doc? Never mind, you can always console yourself with a
pint or two at BERT’S
PAINT YOUR NAILS
End DIY boredom, create your own set of custom- ised multi-coloured nails. Watching the paint dry
makes a fascinating way
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to pass the time.
Alternatively, you could always pop out to On the other hand, forget
MAISON HECTOR where the specialist behind
the crisps, nip out to THE TICKLED TROUT and eat your face off with
a Big Steak meal. Check
your waistline. Voila,
the counter can fix you up with one or two of his
a brand new spare tyre!
DECORATING THE FLAT
Fresh out of cake? Never
mind, a spare wheel FEED THE CAT
makes the perfect substi— The mangy thing from tute. You’ll also need a next door that’s been pound of icing sugar, chewing your rhubarb has some marzipan, a couple had it coming for quite of candles and a bag of a while. Beef crisps. Simply Lure into the house with a puncture the tyre with one little cat-nip. Tie up with of your multi—coloured sell0tape, pop him nails, spread the marzipan into Gnasher’s bowl and ice. Apply the
and serve with a sprig
candles. Eat the crisps. of parsley. Nip out to
and raise a glass or two to the canine species.God bless ’em.
Isn’t that the babe from next door? What if it’s a burglar? It’s your duty as a concerned citizen to make absolutely sure. No matter how long it takes. Woops! You’ve
been spotted, better high tail it down to THE PELICAN for a Stiff one.
44 The List 27 August—9 September 1993