Fresher than a Michael Jackson guestlist, spikier than Sonic

The Hedgehog’s arse, it’s the . . .

I Craig Ferguson knew how to deal with critics at his last BBC Scotland comedy series. Perhaps they’ll be a hit kinder about his new show The Ferguson Theory. See TV listings.

I Spot the lorrner rock chanteuse. Yup, it’s Toyah Wilcox, rolling out the barrel in Chris lewhy’s British tilm Anchoress. See Film

I ‘look no hands’, but that fixed grin suggests the old ‘invisihle spike up the rectum’ gag is proving paintul. Bench Tours tour Scotland with their production of The Death at Don Quixote. See Theatre listings.

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