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Lynn ‘Absolutely Fabulous' F ran/cs explains why she is jacked in the PR game to become a fully paid up New Age-er.

‘As far as I could see from Sharon Stone‘s love scene in Basic Instinct, they moulded her body out of tough plasticine because none of it moved. She was shagging Michael Douglas like a donkey and not an inch moved. If that had been me. there would have been things flying around and hitting me in the eye.‘

Emma 'I'hontpson complains that Hollywood films never show the wobbly bits.

‘lt’s definitely become fashionable this year. Gay men have been taking the spotlight for the last ten years. Because ofthe AIDS issue and the issue of gays in the military there's been a lot of focus on gay men. People went. lesbianism, there is something we haven‘t talked about!‘

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