I No More Mr Nice Guy Borderline Theatre. 0292 288998. 8pm. £4/£6 (£2/£3.25). Parrot continues the long trek towards world domination with more shaggy-dog tales and general rudeness.
I Crackers Comedy Club The Fotheringay. Basement, 21 Nithsdale Road. Pollokshields. 423 1088. 9pm. £3.50 (£2.50). One of the newest comedy clubs is already managing to attract some of the bigger names on the circuit. David lannucci comperes tonight‘s show which stars Ian MacPherson. John Gillick and newcomer Viv Graham.
I The Comedy Cellar The 13th Note. Giassford Street. 553 1638. 8.30pm. £3.50 (£2.50). John Paul Leach introduces Bob Dillinger.
I Cal’s Cod Supper Bar Miro. 36 Kelvingrove Street. 353 0475. 9pm. £3 (£2). Weekly comedy club compered by character comic Cal Tanner and featuring a regular quid-a-minute open mic slot.
I No More Mr Nice Guy Traverse Theatre. Cambridge Street. 228 1404. 10.45pm. £6‘ (£5). See Sun 5 above.
I The Usual Suspects BBC Radio Scotland. 5 Queen Street. 225 3131.
10pm. Free. Live Radio Scotland cabaret with Ford Kieman. Martha McBriar and
plenty of rock and roll.
I Insinuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.'s Bar. 2 Picardy Place. 556 0499. lOpm—2am. £2. The Lido comes to Leith Walk: The Play Girls introduce a night of gay cabaret.
SATURDAY 11 Edinburgh
I No More Mr Nice Guy Traverse Theatre. Cambridge Street. 228 1404. 10.45pm. £6 (£5). See Sun 5 above.
I The Comedy Stop Stepping Stones. West Bow. Grassmarket. 226 6520. 8pm. £4 (£3). See Sat 4 above.
I lnslnuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.'s Bar. 2 Picardy Place. 556 0499. 10pm—2am. £2. See Fri 10.
TUESDAY 14 Edinburgh
I Comedy Club Negociants. Lothian Street. 225 6313. 10pm. Comedy to be savoured at this popular late-night haunt.
I The Comedy Cellar The 13th Note. Glassford Street, 553 1638. 9pm. £3.50 (£2.50). Stand-up comedy with Dublin‘s Kevin Hayes.
I Madcap Comedy Club Halt Bar. Woodlands Road. 8.30pm. Free. MC Billy Bonkers crams in as many acts as he can in this new showcase for undiscovered talent. including Phil Kay and the Tattie Bogles (resident psychedelic blues band).
I Cal’s Cod Supper Bar Miro. 36 Kelvingrove Street. 353 0475. 9pm. £3 (£2). Cal Tanner adopts another persona to introduce more comics and throws a quid- a-minute towards anyone with the nerve to try an open spot.
Events are listed alphabetically by sport, then by day. Sport Listings compiled by Tom Lappin.
SCOTTISH COUNTY CHAMPIONSHIP
I Clackmannan County v West Lothian The Arns. Alloa. lpm.
I Ayrshire V Perthshire The Oval. Prestwick. lpm.
I Stirling County v Fiie Williamﬁeld. Stirling. lpm.
HALL WESTERN UNION
I Ayr v Orumpellier Cambusdoon, Alloway. Ayr. 1pm
I Clydesdale v Kilmamock Titwood. Beaton Road. Glasgow. 1pm.
I Ferguslle v Greenock Meikleriggs. Paisley. lpm.
I West oi Scotland v Poloc Hamilton Crescent. Peel Street, Glasgow. lpm.
I Oddlngston v Kelbume Bothwell Castle Policies. Uddingston. lpm.
RYDEN EAST LEAGUE
I Freuchie v Corstorphine The Cricket Park. Muir Road. Freuchie. lpm.
I Stenhousemuir v Watsonlans Tryst Road. Stenhousemuir. 1pm.
I Carlton v Cupar The Pavilion. Grange Loan. Edinburgh. 1pm.
I Edinburgh Acads v Royal High The Pavilion. Raebum Place. Edinburgh. 1pm. I Grange v Heriots Raebum Place, Stockbridge. Edinburgh. 1pm.
I Scotland V Ireland Hamilton Crescent. Glasgow. 1pm. A three-day match lasting through till Monday. A rather sterile draw was last season‘s result. Scotland will be hoping they can make an earlier breakthrough this time.
SCOTTISH COUNTY CHAMPIONSHIP
I Ayrshire v Clackmannan County The Oval, Prestwick. lpm.
I Flieshire V Arbroath McKane Park. Dunfermline. 1pm.
I West Lothian v Aberdeenshire Boghall. Linlithgow. lpm.
HALL WESTERN UNION
I Greenock v Kilmamock Glenpark. Brisbane Street. Greenock. 1pm.
I Ferguslie v Clydesdale Meikleriggs. Paisley. lpm.
I West of Scotland v Oddingston
Hamilton Crescent, Peel Street. Glasgow. 1 m.
I Orumpelller v Kelburne Langloan. Coatbridge. 1pm.
I Poloc V Ayr Shawholm. Pollokshaws, Glasgow. lpm.
RYDEN EAST lEABUE
I Contorphlne 1: Edinburgh Acads Union
(Park. Carrick Knowe Parkway.
I Rerlots FP v Stenhousemuir Goldenacre. Ferry Road. Edinburgh. lpm. I Royal High v Carlton East Bamton Avenue, Edinbu h. lpm.
I Watsonians vrgreuchle Myreside. Edinburgh. 1pm
I Race Days Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday. Shawﬁeld Stadium. Rutherglen
Road. Glasgow. There are ten races in each meeting. starting at 7.45pm.
I Race ans Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday. Powderhall Stadium. Beaverhall Road. Edinburgh. Each meeting includes ten races, starting at 7.30pm.
I Rainilton Park Races Hamilton Park racecourse. Bothwell Road. Hamilton. First race 7pm. Evening flat racing. Ivan Golac took his players here the night before they won the Cup Final. Don‘t count on your visit being as profitable.
I Hamilton Park Races Hamilton Park racecourse. Bothwell Road. Hamilton. First race 2.15pm. Flat racing.
I Edinburgh Races Musselburgh Racecourse. Musselburgh. First race 6.55pm. Evening ﬂat racing with a stiff breeze coming in off the sea.
I Edinburgh Races Musselburgh Racecourse. Musselburgh. First race 2.15pm. Flat racing.
MOTOR SPORT Sunday 5
I British Championship Racing Knockhill Racing Circuit. by Dunfermline. 1pm. £7. VW Ventos. Ford XR2s, XR3s. FF1600s and Sports Sa100ns battle it out on the Fife track.
I Edinburgh Gull Oil Monarchs it long Eaton Invaders Powderhall Stadium, Edinburgh. 7.15pm. A KO Cup quarter- ﬁnal against the Midlands side who will have Jan Staechmann back in their line-
up. Sunday 5
I Glasgow Tigers v Swindon Robins Shawﬁeld Stadium. Glasgow. 7.15pm. Last year’s KO Cup finalists meet at the quarter-final stage with Swindon looking formidable.
I Scottish Open Championship Powderhall Stadium. Edinburgh. 7.15pm. The major individual event of the season. Former Edinburgh favourite Michael Coles returns to defend his title from the country's top riders.
I Glasgow Tigers v Exeter Falcons Shawfield Stadium, Glasgow. 7.15pm. The multi-national Exeter side shouldn't pose a huge threat to Glasgow’s run of home victories.
84 The List 3—16 June 1994