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I STOP PRESS; Gary Lineker is Dead. Those who mourn his passing also mourn the end of an era of lair play in sport. The year, incidently, is 2019 and this fantasy football story is set in a time when the Premier League is Sponsored by Prozac. Find out how it went so badly wrong in Gary Lineker is Dead on Channel 4. See TV listings for details.

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