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V Sexy enough to attract second glances. romantic. poetic. pre- Raphaelite woman. 33. seeks everyone everywhere (all six hundred billion of you!) for humorous. trivial. pointless friendships with a view to ruining this plan by making one of you my handsome darling. Box No 255/9.

V Kleslowsfrl filling my mind Irvine Welsh spoiling it. All this. and Scottish football too! Lonesome. 31 something male southemer seeks a cool soul partner for exclamation marks and laughs. Box No 255/10.

V RPG/Strategy/board game player. male. 23. seeks a group or individuals for fun over the summer. West End Glasgow. Box No 255/11.

V Mini-driving, soap-watching Medusa-haired woman (28) likes reading. music. galleries. films. clubbing. occasional wit and sarcasm. got nae pals. seeks more. Edinburgh. Box No

255/ 12.

V Unconventional, independent intelligent. fit and mostly dynamic woman (32) into travelling. films. clubbing and talking sense and nonsense. is curious to know who you are. Edinburgh. Box No 255/13.

V Affluent, attractive professional man, 38. university graduate. likes outdoors. walks, cycling. swimming. restaurants. cinema. reading. Artistic. articulate. affectionate. humorous. non-smoker. enjoys life. seeks attractive. intelligent professional female. 20—38. Photo please. Box No 255/14.

V Are there any single males in this world of couples? Tall. slim. professional. Edinburgh female (31) would like companionship to share a Scottish summer. Box No 255/15.

V Early forties female recuperating from emotional meltdown. overweight but not unattractive. independent. intelligent. well-travelled. soothed by domesticity. gardens. animals. seeks sensual male. familiar with both tears and laughter. for occasional unconventional liaison. Photo essential. words helpful. Box No 255/ 16.

V Voluptuous woman of 25 wishes to spend pleasant moments in the company of kind. affectionate man. She is intelligent. humorous. can'ng. keen traveller. people-lover. Glasgow area. ls he similar? Box No 255/17.

V Shiny, happy female Glasgow. attractive. out-going. smart. professional. passionate about life. Seeks fella (28—35) for friendship. socialising. and maybe trips to Novelty Island? Fab music collection an advantage! Photo please. Box No 255/18.

V I laugh at Steve Martin and Woody Allen. I cry at Madam Butterfly. Love most music. making love. movies and good curries. Play squash. tennis. around. Any feminine Glasgow women interested in this early 40s Glasgow. hedonistic male? Box No 255/19.

V ‘I don’t want to go to Chelsea’ Happier in Glasgow with professional man who enjoys music. cinema. friends and me; 32 and quite attractive now the perm's grown out. Box No 255/20.

V Is there anyone else (male/female) in Stirling area seeking an exciting social life outside the metr0polis. l’m

female. mid 30s. like usual Lisry

things. Anorak wearers need not apply! Box No 255/21.

V Serious femme fatale sought for lust. long xxx's and all the bad/great things in life The List doesn’t cater for. Letter and scent of a woman to me Glasgow man tight buns. hairy chest provided. Box No 255/22.

V Glasgow professional guy early 305. quite attractive. sensitive and easy-going. seeks other guy. over 18. to share fun times maybe more. Box No 254/53.

V Younglsh gay man professional. financially secure. good looks. masculine but kind and good-natured. seeks unselfish. masculine. kind. strong-minded but tolerant guy. Photo? Good. very honest letter more important. Box No 254/61.

V Youngish, attractive gay man. 93. seeks slightly younger man. 18—40. to share energetic life and passionate moments. Stamina. good looks essential. No truss-fetishists please. Humour pretty important. Chance it? Box No 254/64.

V Edinburgh yet another 40+ guy. writer. traveller. non-scene. straight-acting. seeks young male student companion (18—23) for European travel this summer. Only honest. intelligent. cute smokers should reply. Photo appreciated. Box No 254/66.

V Guiet, affectionate, n/s gay man. young 40. living rural Stirling. needs tlc from similar (recently out?) male. 25—45. Fit. slim type preferred. Send photo ifpossible. ALA. Box No 254/67.

V Single life stinks - I don’t! If life‘s an adventure when does it start? Glasgow man (34) looking for male soulmate. Make our day write! ALA. Box No 254/76.

V Bi male sought by female 40s. with ties but self expression no problem. Varied interests. no hang ups. looking for uncomplicated fun times. Edinburgh/Glasgow area. Photo preferred but not essential. Box No 254/80.

V Sensitive gay guy (34)

attractive (s/a. n/s) seeks honest. genuine guy (21—40) for laughs. conversation and hugs! Personality more important than looks. Glasgow area. Discretion assured. Photo. ALA. Box No 255/50.

V Edinburgh gay guy straight- acting. 34. professional. quite cute looking. seeks sincere guys. 18-35. for loving. intimate relationship. Interests include: music. travel. cinema. meals out. working out. good beer. ALAWP. Box No 255/51.

V Gay detached Glasgow chateau circa 1955. within popular location. Friendly interior in need of loving attention. Suit occupant with possible classical outlook on life. Viewing recommended. For further information contact Box No 255/52.

V Crazy, caring, cultured queer Edinburgh lesbian. sick of the scene. looks for new friends aged 30+. 1 love drinking wine. walking in the hills. new theatre. women‘s spirituality and community action. Let's have fun this summer! Box No 255/53.

V Edinburgh professional male 6ft. slim. good looking. 40s. non-scene. smoker. seeks professional male. 30+. for fun and friendship. enjoy pubs. eating out/in. golfand travel. Box No 255/54.

V Fed up with being single and want to meet Mr Right. Tall. good looking. 30. creative. with GSOH. seeks similar for culture. fun. and relaxing good times. Likes stealing sweets from children and making fun of old people. Box No 255/55.

V Responsible gay guy wanted for relationship. Aged 25 to 35? Tall. confident. reasonably fit. Edinburgh guy (36) seeks partner. brain essential. Radio 4? Naff 70s disco? Would suit ex-heterosexual. Box No 255/56.

V Edinburgh professional male 27. attractive. athletic physique. straight-looking/acting. seeks similar guy. 20—30. for friendship/possible relationship. Interests include weight training. running. swimming. eating out but also quiet nights in. Box No 255/57.

V Tall, handsome, 30-year-old man. s/a. n/s. varied arts- orientated interests. seeks similar sincere. attractive. intelligent. fit guy to while away the long summer evenings with. Edinburgh/Glasgow. ALAWP. Box No 255/58.

V Are there any gay squash players in Dundeefi‘ayside? (20/30s) opponents sought by sporty. 34-year-old. Also into music. travel. Looking for friends first. maybe more later. See you on court! Box No 255/59.

V Edinburgh, early 30s gay male. where have you been all my life I‘ve been waiting! Now‘s your chance. Straight- acting. good looking. GSOH. n/s. seeks straight-acting/ looking. 28—45 male to share life‘s fun/crazy times without you they won‘t be. Box No 255/60.

V Edinburgh. friendly s/a good- natured. non-scene gay guy (38). seeks similar masculine 30-40. Usual arts interests. less usual ideas welcomed. Friendship. hopefully more. All literate letters plus photo answered. Box No 255/61.

V Glasgow gay professional woman. 25. Affectionate. ambitious. average looks. Honest. faithful. seeks similar for relationship/friendship. Enjoys tnusic. good food. occasional mad nights out and

romantic nights in. Don't be shy.

100 per cent discretion. Box No 255/62.

V Gay alien (male) 9010 days old (approx) looking for similars from the Moon. Venus. Mercury. Pluto or Glasgow and Argyll. Vampires welcome or other s/a strange creature. Photo? Please. (Xs). Box No 255/63.

V Male, 29, Glasgow Good- looking. crew cut. professional. 5ft llin. Likes training. original sense of humour. good physiques. short hair. independence. Seeks similar. 25—35. Photo please. Discretion assured. Box No 255/64.

V Edinburgh gay male (29) tall. slim. not bad looking. GSOH. friendly and certainly not friendless but a bit lonely all the same. seeks similar genuine guy (21—35) for possible l-2-l. Box No 255/65.

I SAW YOU

9 I saw you Saturday 10 June in Leamington 'l‘errace. 9.30pm. You: short hair. leather/suede coat. Me: denimjacket. black trousers. We exchanged two or three glances. You looked interested. Are you? Box No U/255/44

V I saw you swimming at Woodside twice in February. cycling (Great Western Road). running in Bank Street. Are you hyperactive? You are definitely dark long-haired. green-eyed and male. Could you be curious. reckless. unattached? Box No U/255/l.

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O I saw you CCA. 27/5. 10pm. We exchanged sidelong glances. You. with crowd Silk Cut; me. shy. two tables away. The next move? Is there an art to life ~ and heart? Please contact. Box No U/255/2.

. I saw you Barrhead train 25/5/95. You tried to catch my eye. you did. I was shy. As you left the station you glanced round. yes shy again. Drink and talk about it? Box No U/255/3. . I saw you with Amnesty banner. The Mound. Sunday 28/5/95. smiled in recognition. Remember the French dictionaries in George Square Library? I do. Twice was too shy to ask how about a coffee? Box No U/255/4.

0 I saw you Bar Miro. Twice you were with your friend. You look like Freddie Mercury. Me. Sandra Bullock. We spoke. you sat at the window. we must speak again! Box No U/255/5. 9 I saw you at the opening of the ‘Nine Lives' exhibition at The Printmakers Workshop on 27/5/95. You: in denim. brown hair. me: in denim. blonde hair. Did I imagine us exchanging glances? Box No U/255/6.

. I saw you long blonde. 25ish. leaving Dental Hospital (Edinburgh) on Thursday 25 May 1995. Me: driving black Renault. Should we get together? You know where I am! Go for it. blue eyes. Box No U/255/7.

. I saw you working in Wines Etc. Morrison Street. Yes. spritzer is my favourite drink. yours is Tomintoul ale. Be my cuddly barrel and I'll sparkle for you. Box No Ll/255/8.

V I saw you Finnigans. 26/5/95. You were tall. blonde. called Dave. from Glasgow. 1 was small. brunette. called Jo. from London. I liked you. You liked me. Is that it? Box No U/255/9. V I saw you dressed like Rob Roy extras? (The Clan?) Princes Street Gardens 26/5/95. Me. long red hair. brocade bodice. longing to join in (yours is my favourite century). Let's live in the past! Box No U/255/10.

V I saw you at Donny and Gaynor. You silver rucksack. silver shoes. bonnie blue eyes. mac lipstick. Coming home? Box . ’o U/255/l l.

v I saw you Boots. Byres Road. I 1 May. You looking fora nailbrush. me aromatherapy oils. You dark hair. moustache. me dark hair. We talked. Let's talk more. How about worldsearch for ultimate nailbrush? Box No U/255/l2. V I saw you and you saw me. eating an orange. in front of a lovely overgrown garden. Salisbury Road. Mon 22 May. You smiled and said 'hi'. Please contact Box No U/255/l3:

. I saw you one morning crossing Festival Square. then again Friday 26/5/95. l.othian Road. You were tall. be-suited. hypnotic eyes. I was be-suited. now besotted. with eyes only for you. Drop me a line. Box No U/255/l4.

V I saw you Tallis Scholars 26/5/95. You —— green checked shirt. creamjeans. with . . . (Ralph?); me tie. chinos. Exchanged looks in foyer after concert. but I had to rush off. Fancy a drink/chat? Box No U/255/15.

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