HANDSOME, TALL, RICHARD GERE LOOKALIKE, intelli- gent, sensitive, own fabulous career in door to door sales, own car, own teeth. Likes washing up, hoovering, weeding the garden, grouting the bathroom and putting up. shelves. Dislikes burping after a few pints, nipping down the bookies every five minutes, and having mates round to watch Newcastle on Sky. Definitely does not have a farting problem. Seeks woman. N.East Box 3873.
Britain's biggest bottled hour
10 The List 22 Sept-5 Oct 1995