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V I saw you outside Glasgow Concert Hall. 16/9. You played. I watched. you helped clear away. we smiled on the steps. Did you want to talk or was it just my imagination‘.’ Box No U/264/17.
V I saw you Glasgow/ Edinburgh/Dundee. Are you following me‘.’ 1 atn not full of noble qualities and virtues. but 1 love you strongly. exclusively. steadfastly. always. Your fish girl. Box No U/Zo4/IS.
V I saw you a lot over the summer. Kissed you at the Wallace Monument. shared coriander soup antl Caffreys in Castlebay. Chet Baker nights and a moon rise over Arthur‘s Seat. Still don‘t know what happened. but autumn is colder without you. A drink iii our usual place‘.’ Box No U/2()4/21. V I saw you tnost Friday/Saturday nights — Stones/Mission. You tnale. slim. long. long. very straight brown hair. occasional leather trousers and ajaw structure to die for! Me infatuated but shy. Help! Box No U/264/25.
V I saw you Sauchiehall Street at lunchtimes. You tall. long blondish hair. work for Barclays International. Me tall with short beard. thinning hair. We like each other but you've moved. I miss you. Box No U/264/28.
V I saw you lilaine. teacher frotn Paisley Road West. Forgot your name at RliM. Should have told you you're beautiful. Please contact Kenny — I'd like to join your social club. Box No U/Zo4/29.
V I saw you Kelvingrove Museum. Checked headscarf. wearing green. looking like Arabian princess. I was leaving wearing jeans. denim jacket. short hair. beard. We looked at each other. Please write. Box No 11/264/30.
V I saw you in my rear mirror chasing tne from Ballachulish to Newbridge on Wednesday 20 September from 5.30pm onwards. You: young. dark hair. shirt and tie in blzickt‘?) N reg Toyota. Me: blonde in M reg red Peugeot 106. It's my turn to chase you but being in the fast lane together seems like more fun. Box No U/265/1.
V I saw you Blonde Club diva. I saw you get chucked out of C.C.‘s. You disappeared for half an hour. then blagged your way in again. Whenever I look you are staring. Box No U/265/2.
V I saw you at Edinburgh bus station. 1 served you. You: dark. Me: blonde. You liked my name. said you could not forget tne. I liked you. Let's meet soon. Box No U/265/3.
V I saw you Melonberry Cocktail. at Hungry's on Bath Street. Glasgow. 1 could have sworn that you winked at me. but maybe you had something in your eye. Box No U/263/53.
V I saw you Michael at Ross Open Air Theatre. Sept. You. curly blond hair. blazer. Me. jeans. dark hair. We had fun time. Get in touch soon. Box No U/265/9.
V I saw you Irish lad. early Saturday morning. 30/9. We enjoyed each other's company. Later you lost your ring then found it again. We went our separate ways. Love to see you again. Box No U/265/10.
V I saw you Caroline 16/2/95 with a friend in a Grassmarket pub. with short black hair. Me with a blue top. I left in the cab without a goodbye. Call. Box No U/265/1 1.
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V I saw you 2/9/95. Late ’n' Live. Gilded Balloon. You were throwing up in corner. escorted to a taxi. Good time girl. I think you‘re lovely. please get in touch. Box No U/265/4.
V I saw you Derek frotn Aberdeen. C.C. Bloom‘s. Thursday 14 September. You left early as I had dentist next day. Let’s meet again. Michael. Box No U/265/5.
V I saw you in front of the Art School Club on 30 Sept/l Oct at 1.15am. You (dark hair. black trousers and jacket) didn't get in any more. I was coming out (orange hair. dressed in black). Had same way home through the rain. Box No U/265/o.
V I saw you 8.8. in QP Band. Me — shy smiles! Are you as enigmatic as you seem'.’ Let's meet before it's too late. You won't put me to sleep Dr! Box No 11/265/7.
V I saw you pricing bakery in Presto‘s. Argyle Street. Blond hair. smiling guy. We chatted about ‘E‘s. ingredients. veggie food. Would love to share a veggie meal next time I‘m in town! Me — male frotn lnverness. Box No U/265/8.
V I saw you cyclist. one ear- ring. every week at Glenogle over the summer. You saw me too. But I've not seen you for ages. I‘m curious. Box No 11/265/12.
V I saw you Liz Hurley. 32. Glasgow from Hugh Grant. Falkirk. 41. Hope you find what you are looking for. Sorry it's not me. ’ou are a lovely person. Box No U/265/l3.
V I saw you Glasgow Central Station. 28/9/95. You had a guitar case. Me. the ditsy chick. Meet me at the "Tumbler" gig at the Cathouse on 25 ()ct. Box No U/Zo5/l4.
V I saw you Bar 1() -- furtive glances across a frozen marguerita. Saturday. We silently mouthed goodbye. Lose the two ponytailed guys and run away with me. 1 need to nurse your beestung lips! Box No U/Zo5/15.
V I saw you 23/9/95. Glasgow Caledonian Union. Yoti: tartan cord flares. curly tlark hair. incredible looking. Me: tall. dark. handsome but too shy to approach. Maybe you could make the first move'.’ Box No U/265/ I b.
V I saw you gorgeous vogue video man. long dark hair. beard. beautiful blue eyes. Me: voluptuous belly dancer who handed you my c-card. How about an ‘lnterview With The Vampire"? Box No U/265/l7. V I saw you in a chemist in St Andrews. nearly pinched your bum!! Fancy a cheap movie‘.’ Cheap beer‘.’ Dinner at One Devonshire'.’ Lunch in lidinburgh'.’ Sorry to have taken so long! Box No U/2()5/18.
V I saw you in Fopp Records‘ basement. 4/10/95. Blue eyes. black hair. silver arnets. black coat. large red lips. I will talk to you exquisite blond-ish. oft 3m man — we made eye fusion twice! Box No U/265/l9.
V I saw you long dark hair. lovely eyes and beautiful smile. Having lunch with parents at lit'atelli Sarti (4/10/95). I was white shirt. blue waistcoat. scruffy chin with friend. Share that smile again‘.’ Box No U/Zo5/20.
V I saw you in ICU (SCH). long blond hair all the way down your back. Unfortunately. none on your head. Do you want me to stick a venllon in‘.’ Box No U/265/21.
V I saw you Club Latino. Assembly Rooms. Edinburgh Festival. 1 still remember that wonderful night we spent dancing salsa. You pttt my number in your sleeves. Please phone me. I miss you. Fernando. Box No U/265/22. V I saw you Glasgow to Dalmuir train. Sat 30 September. You: tall. handsome. Barbourjacket with your pal. Me: black blazer. large tartan bag antl mother. Did you win the Lottery‘.’ Please write. Box No 1.1/265/33.
V I saw you Kirsty from Dutnbarton on Bank Holiday weekend in Whitley Bay. I'm the Romeo frotn Chester Le Street and I left without your number. You tnust get in touch! Box No 1.1/265/24.
V I saw you The Chip. Friday 29 September. We talked about New Mexico antl mesa verde. Lots of smiles antl a drink regrettably refused. Please contact me. Box No U/265/25. V I saw you Nicky. Dave. Ian. where are you'.’ We shared a ﬂat in Leith. Please get in touch — Steve. Box No U/ZbS/Zo.
V I saw you Friday ()/ 10/95. Lauriston Place traffic lights. You red car antl wonderful smile. Me cycling and not cold. Can 1 change my mind about that drink‘.’ Box No U/2o5/27.
V I saw you ﬁrst in Sussex. now 1 see you in Edinburgh. Still you are unshaven. still in dungers. still I love you too much. Box No U/265/28.
V I saw you Steve. at Love Boutique. 7/10/95. 1 was a damsel in distress. you were my knight in shining armour. Can I make it tip to you? Mel. Box No U/265/29.
V I saw you behind the lens. down by the water. talking light and darkness. 1 saw you laughing in the taxi home. I want to be in your film. alligator. Box No U/265/30.
V I saw you on the delayed 0800 Edinburgh to Glasgow train. You love Hong Kong and animals; I loved Amsterdam and our conversation. Fancy another over a drink? Box No U/265/3l. V I saw you Dee Tank Girl tattoo. singing in the rain. You swatn in my brown eyes. Come and sing for me. Box No U/205/32.
V I saw you red lips in pout And eyes that failetl to recognise. and suss me out.
My feminine disguise —
Belying to my age —
1 mean: The manner that 1 dressed itt green. New Lanark; and the date you know:
You saw my sheen. I sensed your glow. Box No U/265/33. V I saw you Lesley. Tricia. Celine and Steve. ljust wanted to give you a mention and to say thanks once tnore for last week. From Maurice and Sally. Box No 1.1/365/34.
V I saw you Not —- at The Shore Bar. 4/ 10/95. Were you there or were you not'.’ Felt a bit of a wally sitting there on my own. The bearded guy was great. Are you'.’ Box No U/2o5/35.
V I saw you in my dreams. Yesterday they catne true — but you missed me. Remember. P.B. 1/10. Fleeting glances that never met. Too many distractions with music etc. We managed before. why not now? Box No U/265/3o.
V I saw you posting Donnelly's Goanna ‘Googarh'. Sydney 'Ausland‘. Recognised the accent. Have you followed your woodcard back'.’ If so. contact this long-haired idiot -- the one with the didjeritloo. Treat it like etchings! Box No U/265/37.
V I saw you GURC‘ 29/9/95. We talked. Me — dark grey hair and PhD. You — nice smile and two distant friends. Wanted to stay but my friend fell asleep. I'll be on my own 27/10/95. Box No 11/265/38.
V I saw you Curlers. 9/10/95. 2.30pm. Dale Winton look-a- like or what! We bumped one another at the bar. Me ~ short 'red' hair with clashing top. Perhaps we can bump and clash again'.’ Box No U/265/39.
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