Love You

Three little wordS which have a tendency to caUSe breathleSSneSS, make cheekS bIUSh and heartS flutter. Bit of a tricky one to actually Say though. The wordS get Stuck in your throat and if they make it paSt your tonSiIS they Somehow tie up y0ur tongue and induce a Stammering fit.

All of which iS rather troublesome given that Valentine'S Day iS looming on the horizon. The beat courSe of action iS to put pen to paper and publicly announce your deSireS in our Valentine's Special Claeeified section.

Send US £5 and we will Send your loved one a SOphiSticated card informing them of your undying devotion and telling them that your romantic whiSperS are printed in The LiSt. Brevity being the Soul of wit and good chat-up “me, keep your billetS doux to under 50 wordS and before you know what'S happening - you'll be marching down the aiSle or at leaSt holding handS in the back SeatS of the cinema.

So Slip that Soft, romantic diSc onto the turntable, pick up a fountain pen and by the light of a flickering candle give voice to your heart'S deSireS.


Yes! Yes! Yes!

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I Bubblelicious at Reds. 1 lpm—3am. £6 (£3). Club classics. disco anthems and all drinks £1 all night. Amiable. smart crowd not putting too much emphasis on hitting the lloor.

I Club Havana at The Garage. 10.30pm—3am. £3 (£2). Cuban. Brazilian. Spanish fiesta.

I Disco 2005 at the Sub Club.

I lpm--3am. £5. 28 Jan only. The latest instalment from Rub a Dub: Lee lnsync (lrdial. Plink Plonk. Peacefrog) with Wilba and Martin.

I Fuddrukkers at Cleopatra's. l0.30pm—2.30am. £3 (£2 with ticket). Disco. pop and 60s party vibes.

I Heaven at The Hatt Club. 1 lpm—3am. £5 (£4). DJ Angel bringing the weekend to a close with house. garage. dance. trance and giveaways.

I loaded at Fury Murry‘s. l lpm-3am. £3. All spirits plus mixer 99p. Pints of Coors £1.50. Fury's stalwarts Craig and Jim with a high calibre night to close the weekend.

I lube at The 13th Note. 8pm-midnight. Free. LZIFI. and Nanu supply the drum and bass soundtrack and the decor for a cool pre-club hangout.

I Bat Trap 10.30pm—3am. £2. Rock.

I Shirley’s Temple at Archaos. 11pm—3.30am. £5 (£3). A trippy mix of camp theatricals with a soundtrack from the radiant Ms Alston and Bob.

I Sorted at the Cathouse. 10.30pm—3am. £2 (£1.50). lndie/altemative vibe in the new Cathouse. Drinks promos.

I Sunday Service at M axaluna. ()pin—close. Free. Ali C (that monk of funk) with a dance-based mix.

I Velvet Boom ()prn—late. Across-the— board mix.


I Cleopatra’s 10.30pm—3am. £2 (£1 with ticket). Gary Unett and a mix of mainstream pop and dance.

I Club X at Club Xchange. 10.3()pm--3am. £2. Gay. House and garage. £1.25 all drinks.

I Slide at the Tuxedo Princess. 10.30pm-3am. Massively popular commercial student night with floating club. rotating dancel‘loor and cheap

I drinks.

| I Speedracer at The Attic (formerly the

l Cameo Suite). 10.30pm—3am. £2 (£1).

, Gerry mixes up a few indie-dance classics l and retro tunes.


I I Boudoir at The 13th Note (basement).

I Spin—midnight. Free. The original

I Boudoir with more nights ofcheesy.

E sleazy. easy listening! Games-a-plcnty

; including an Atari console. Frustration.

i Cluedo etc. Boudoir is on the move to The i Whisky Bar so the last event at this venue ; is on 30 Jan.

; I Cat In The flat at The Venue. 10.30pm—3am. £1. Student and goodtime 1 party grooves. Pints and bottled beers £1. : I Club Xchange llpm—3am. £2 (£1).

Gay. Dance and chart sounds. £1 lager.

I 50p vodka. Pitched as the only gay night

3 in town tonight.

i I Shimmy Club at Bennet‘s.

i 10.30pm—3am. £2. Legendary. drunken. j ‘mixed'. longest-running c1th night in

f town. Mainstream dance and chart. £1.10 I promo beers.

: I Shooting Stars at The Garage.

: llpm—3am. Dave Ross's latest

; extravaganza whooping up Tuesday

i nights. party style. in the main room.

i Drink promos.

I Trading Post at Cleopatra's. 1().30pm-2.3()am. £2 (£1 with ticket). Chart. mainstream and ()0s ‘for the pub/club staff crowd'.


I Bennet’s 1 1pm—3am. £1. Gay. 70p vodka and gin. DJ Sara.

I Boudoir at The Whisky Bar. 8pm—close. Free. Glasgow‘s original easy listening club picks up its Burt Bacharach

collection and settles down at this new venue. Free canapes and lots of love.

I Chopper at Clth Xchange. 10.30pm—330am. £3.50 (£2). Garage. house. 90s disco and pop in the new look CIth X. Fresh clubland credible music and cheap drink. Double vodka £1.25.

I Definitely Maybe at the Rat Trap. 10.30pm—2. £2. Indie.

I Fab at Reds. llpm—3am. £4 (£3). Club classics. funk. soul and disco. Miller £1. vodka-mix £1.

I Go West at Cleopatra's. l().3()pm—2.30am. £2 (£1 with ticket). A mainly ‘student-onentated‘ bill of fare.

I Juna at The 13th Note (basement). Spin—midnight. Free. 1 Feb and fortnighly. A mix of techno. trip hop and house from Gregor and Michael plus guests. 7 Feb. The Knucklehead join the Juna crew.

I Paradise Island at The Volcano. llpm—2.30am. £3 (£2). Sace and liasi take a break to work on their album so Blueprint is put on hold too. Ally Campbell takes their slot for hip hop, funk and jungle.

I Planet Earth at the Cathouse. llpm—3am. £2 l .50). Retro tunes in the new Cathouse. Drinks promos.

I Raw Stylus at Archaos. llpm—3am. £3 (£2). 7 Feb only. Return trip for the ten- piece funk band plus DJs Stylus and Femi Fem from the Young Disciples.

I Sticky Fingers at The Attic. 10.30pm—3am. £2 (£1). Gerry with indie and retro sounds. Drinks promos.

I Soul Train at The Hall Club. llpm—3am. £3 (£2). Paul M. pursuing a retro vibe. Drinks promos.

I Velvet Boom ‘)pIii--late. Across-the- hoard mix. DJ Ja/J. getting Latin in Room I.

I Wednesday Night Fever at Cotton (.‘lub. 11pm— 3am. £3 (£2 with matric card). For those who long to be back in those halcyon disco days of yore when the trousers were right and the glitter ball polished. Drinks promos.


I Bar 10 Rpm—close. Free. Paul Cawley from Phar Out with a weird. eclectic. underground pre-club experience.

I The Base Room at Glasgow School of Art (downstairs). 9pm—2.30am. Free. llouse night from DJs Graham (Schmoo), Kevin and Jim. s Feb and first Thursday of the month easy listening kings Boudoir guest.

I Bloomers at Cleopatra's. l0.30pm—2.30am. £3 (£2 with ticket). Mainstream.

I Boogie Bus at R.(i.'s. Spur—midnight. Free. DJs Ziggy and Bob get housey.

I Club Class at The llatt Club. llpm—3am. £5 (£4). A mellow mix of chart and club classics from the last two decades. Drinks promos.

I Club Xchange l lpm—3am. £2 (£1). Gay. DJ Morgan and £1 lager. £1 vodka. I Cup at Archaos. l0pm-3am. £4 (£2.50). Busy student night from Rory (Club X. Wednesdays) and Craig. ‘Turn up. get down. Cop off.‘ £1 vodka and Becks. Tam (‘oyle (Dream sequence) does his stuff in BCII)’.S.

I Dee Jays in Disguise ill Variety. Rpm—close. Free. Ha't'ch and JonIIie of the Knucklehead with a dubby mix of new dance and techno.

I Donkey at the Cathouse. l lpm—3am. Indie/grunge rock in the new Cathouse. Drinks promos.

I Genius at The Volcano. l lpm—2.30am. £3 (£2). Bob and Jamie make the Vole hip again with ‘house fun and dance classics'. Buy one vodka get one free. Rolling Rock £ 1.

I Inferno at Reds. 11pm--3am. £2. Seventies disco. pop and glam with DJ Paul N‘Jie plus Bud £1 and vodka mix all night. A night ofclassic disco peppered with the best ol'contemporary house and garage.

I Loveshack at Fury Murry's. 10.30pm—3am. £2. ‘Super cool sounds of the 70s-dance stornpers and student

BB The List 26 Jan-8 Feb 1996