v Floppy pig I love you more than ever. Happy Valentine‘s Day and Happy First Anniversary. You and me whatever the weather. With much love from your Sweet Pea.
v lucy at Target Can we talk'.’ Call me. I‘ll be around. Mino. v ‘Twice or thrice had I loved thee before l knew thy face or name.' Love you always. Do you feel the same? l know so. v To Hercule You ain't a Southern beau. But it's hard to know you‘ve got every quality. From Norma-Jean Rebellc.
v Andrew Hebden I miss your sexy voice. Scots lass. xx.
v Steve Mitchell an adonis in tweed clothing. Won't you tweet my woofers?
v John II You're a naughty. naughty boy. You deserve a spanking. Let me.
it Australian girl in Gustos You're like Venus de Milo. Except you’ve got artns. Can l butter you up'.’
it Slightly potty people of the world unite.
v K I want you more. because I can't have you. B.P. l.
v Benzie Make my Valentine dreams come true. Take a shower and blow your nose.
v Anybody. Marry me No time wasters please.
v To Solly Can we chase you again'.’ From Heidi and Pip.
v Kirsten l'tn "l'ayburn-ing up for you. Let's be bold and get condensed.
v Brian I. You are a Major figure in my life. Let's do it on the Esplanade.
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v Whilst on the corner I spied my Lorna. there were love hearts coming out of my head. She looked so nice. so l didn‘t think twice. about asking her into my stockroom. Mr Loverman. xxx. Pierre.
v Dear Dotty I love your pies. Your ever loving Tippi. xxx.
v To my little tootsie With love — Big Daddy. xxx.
v P’PPA We‘ve been on the run too long. Meet me in the Sithy on Valentine‘s night for cakes and a critch. OK P‘ppa? Love B'BBA.
v M 'l'here's not a Shakespeare sonnet or a Beethoven quartet. that's easier to like than you or harder to forget. lf yott think that sounds extravagant. l haven't finished yet - I like you more than I would like to have a cigarette. .l.
v Apehead Monday nights pass too soon. long to be close to you. Lots of love and cuddles. Special Lamb. xxx.
v To Chutney Ferret Happy Valentine‘s Day from the one that can drink. xxxxxx.
v lley, serious! Can't think of anything better than cocktails and ‘Going Places' with you. Didn't know you could find love in a ‘chickenshack'! Love you lots. Stevie - Ms Hihbertygibbet.
v I loved you because you look like Jim Reeves. Things have been great lately. Would you like to try again'.’
v Custard You're ginger. you're fat. you smell. you purrbag. Love you. Mum. x.
v This message goes to Shirley. who has sent Jim iii a whirl. with her good looks and charm. she really is such a lovely girl. lots of luv xxxxxxx.
v KB or not KB? What do I get . . . you or a knockback'.’ The choice will soon be yours . . .
v Yo art lover Let's talk more than pictures sometime. Paint me with your brightest Colours
v 0 luscious one Let the bunny live! Let's go hang in Barbary Lane and cruise supermarkets together. How ‘bout it'.’ Huh'.’ Huh?
v Nicole When all those striating shirts get too much for those lovely eyes of yours. why don't you turn them my way'.’ I'm climbing the walls over you . . . Beaucoup d‘amour. Papa.
v Katie There comes a time when you meet someone you want to spend the rest of your life with . . . you are that someone. Hope you still like me'.’ Love Paul.
v I love you with all my 50 years; and if you‘re a microbe frotn Mars arrived here on a comet. then that explains a lot. my pet!
v Jive bunny I've saved your life!!! Be my Valentine.
v Jenny When lrish eyes are smiling. you really ‘lixcel'. Keep 14/2 evening free — anything eould happen! (PS: NOT a wind—up. but hope it makes you smile. Lots.) A fan.
v To Boobie We both know this is a year for change bttt one thing will remain the same ~ I love you more than anything and always will. Tottie.
v Panzer You are not a baby. so don't act like one. even if you are so cute to cuddle.
v You Lookin’ at Me Taxi driver‘.’ love you Mr Latin. P].
v Corndog Your saucer eyes mesmerise and you're very clever. but even though you're bad tempered. we'll all love you for ever. Slug. Soon and Frankie — your secret admirers. v Sharon We started as a ﬂing. and now two years later here we are! You make my heart go ping! Please always be mine. my sweet beautiful Valentine! Sara. x.
v Betty I met a lady in the meads. full. beautiful. a faery's child; her hair was long. her foot was light. and her eyes were wild. love Womble.
v Girl Monster How many Valentines does it take to change a lightbulb‘.’ None. I ate them. Boy Monster.
v I. Do you know my heart? The one that you hold in your hands'.’ lt aches for your love. Let's make babies. N.
v G Your Quince was good. bttt I'd rather see your Bottom any day. A.
v B.S.M. You started ofl' being heliotropium. soon we were all we were seeing. A turning point that sunset became. I love you more each night l come hame.
v Thanks for being a big fan ol' your dad‘s. an exciting Cltristtnas. a quality New Year. linjoy fairytale of New York. as much as I will. An ‘Irish' admirer.
v To Margaret Anne Here we are again! Come on and love me now. (Wooh. yeah) I want it! ALASKA! Love. always. Keith.
v Tom Remember the summer of “)5. ‘Peace. enjoyment. love and pleasure.‘ in pursuit ol' The Stones. Close and loving thoughts on Valentine‘s Day. Jane.
v Hey Doll you‘re so hunky. can l pull your pint in the D & Monkey?
v To my wee teddy bear Love you forever. baby. From Ape Head. xxx.
v To my little sugar plum happy
Valentine's Day. Love always.
x. N. x.
v To my lovely Johnboy Though Q
I may be far away — l love you. I miss you. I love you. I miss you and l love yott still. Deirdre.
V 0K Jimbo this is as romantic as it gets!! Slobber slobber. Love you lots. S. xxx.
v To my sleeping partner Wake up. you're a tiger. and there's a shaver unit needs fitting in my flat. Big love. If. xxx.
v Mr Nibbles Next time you do a bobo in your panties. I'm going to varnish it and keep it as a symbol of our undying love. Always yours — Cheeky Monkey.
v Bubbly soft-left woman found more than she bargained for in these columns. .-\ case ofdivine misinterpretation. I love you I).
v Everything begins with an ‘L’ The lovely. the luscious. the long-suffering. the
legendary . . . later dude
v Deborah ()h. can't you see that you were born to stand by my side. and l was born to be with you. You were born to be my bride. you're the other half of what I am. you're the missing piece. and I love you more than ever with that love that doesn't cease. Amor Tom.
v To Carrie the Babe When will we be together‘.’ Until then. I'm up on my trotters singing la la la I love you! From your Dringle. v Basblul When you smile and kiss me i go weak at your knees. Love you to bits. Lochboy.
v Marie When I wrote to you of hamsters the words became a garble. This year. my dear. I'll make it clear — You'rejust a little marble. (lt rhymes!)
v Weed my little liwok. Go on a diet and I will cuddle you even more. Don't let the boys bite you.
it To Senga and Doreen t't hall'way Harthill. l'll see one o yis on the way there an the other on the way back. Keep ma bacon rolls nice an hot. Big Dode. xxxx.
v 007 You tnust be dreaming it's Pussygalore. You're my man with the golden gun. Kiss. kiss. bang. bang. xx.
V lley Postie! What have you done with all my cards?!
v Fwoargh! To the owner of the sexiest haircut this side of the Clyde. whose eyes and lips could melt the coldest of hearts: I love you very much. C]. x.
v Louisa To my fiancee — ti amo. Our wedding day is set.
’ we've only got six months to go
until we end our trips by jet! Love and Valentine hugs. liuan. v Attention WRC D.U.F.F Remember your handcuffs this weekend and I might treat you to a shot of my helmet. Love you. From liireman ‘l.ance'.
v To the Pitt St posse You are my cable TV. my chicken curry. my comfy sofa. my everything! Love you all lots. El. xxx.
v Poi-Lin, 1st year OS Unpredictable. friendly. gorgeous. intelligent and miles away. Your smile and beauty outshine any girl l've met. You've made this Zl-year-old medic happy. Love Scott. xxxx. v Kirsty You do something to me. Something deep inside. If every word I said could make you laugh. l'd talk forever. I love you. Your saucy sailor.
v “P Why not come dancing in ()6 and find the friendship that ()5 confused with amorous advances? Strictly corps (le ballet. no pas de deux required. Swampy.
v Mon coeur n’existe que pour toi. Tu m'a allume la vie aussi bien que tnon ame. l)eux femmes ensembles. un amour pour toujours . . .je t'aime.
v Sall February 29th can't come quickly enough for me. what about you? David.
v liz Give the Glasgow rather than the loM. Dan the chance to light the spark inside you — anyway. modern love could get you to wherever you want on time. (David Bowie). Love Dan. v Morrissey/‘liam You're not bad for a boy (with a split personality) even ifl don't fancy you. Be nice or I'll get my spanking stick at the ready. The Ad Lady.
v To The listies Thanks for saving my skirt. The Bunny. x.
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