Circle £2.30. Stalls £2 (Child/GAP £1.50); Cinema 2: all seats £2.30. Closed Sunday. except during school holidays. 1. The Rock (15) not Sun. 6.10pm (Thurs only). 7.45pm (not Thurs).

Mission Impossible (PG) Thurs only. 8.35pm.

2. Muppet Treasure island (U) not Sun. 6.15pm.

lip Close And Personal (15) not Sun. 8.20pm.

I ROBINS East Port. Dunfermline. Programme information: 01383 623 535. Credit Card booking: 01383 624 898 (4-10pm). £3 (concs £2). No concs Sat evening. Mon. all seats £2.

1. The Rock (15) noon (Sat only). 3.10pm (not Fri. Monfl‘ue). 6pm. 8.40pm (not Thurs).

Mission Impossible (PG) Thurs only. 8.40pm.

2. Muppet Treasure island (U) Sal/Sun. Wedfl‘hurs only. noon (not Sun). 2.10pm. 4.30pm.

Empire Records ( l 2) 6.30pm. 9pm.

3. Down Periscope (PG) 12.30pm (Sat. Wed/Thurs only). 3.30pm (not Fri. Mon/Tue). 6.10pm. 8.50pm.


I ABC Titchfield Street. Kilmarnock. 01563 537288. £3.50. Student: £2.70. Child/OAP: £2.40.

Muppet Treasure Island (U) l .25 pm. 3.40pm. 6pm.

Toy Story (PG) 1.20pm.

Fargo ( I 8) not Thurs. 8.40pm.

Down Periscope (PG) l.30pm. 3.45pm. 7pm. 9.05pm.

Mission Impossible (PG) Thurs only. 8.30pm.

The Rock (15) 3pm. 5.35pm. 8.20pm. Saturday Kids Club (£1.20):

Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (PG) 10am—12.25pm.

I KELBURRE Glasgow Road. Paisley. 0141 889 3612. [D]. £3.60 (£2.50 before

6.30pm. all day Monfl'ue and students all perfs.). Child/GAP £1.60 Family ticket available.

1. The Rock (15) 4.40pm. 7.40pm.

Toy Story (PG) 2.10pm.

2. Muppet Treasure island (U) 1.50pm. 5.10pm. 8.10pm (not Thurs).

Mission Impossible (PG) Thurs only.

8 m.

I MAGNUM Harbourside. Irvine. 01294 278381. Restaurant. Bar. [D] by arrangement. [E]. £1.90. Child/UB40/ OAP 90p.

Muppet Treasure Island (U) 2.30pm.


From Dusk Till Dawn (18) 8pm.

I ODEOR Burns Statue Square. Ayr. 01426 979 722 (01292 284 244 Visa/Access. l-7pm). [D](cinemas 2. 3 & 4 only). Bar. £3.90 (£2.90 before 5pm). Child/OAP/Student/UB40 £2.90 (£2.30 before 5pm). Reserved superior seats £4.50 (£3.50 before 5pm). Saturday lates £4.50. Morning shows £2.30. Monday: £2.30 (superior seats £2.90). Famin ticket available. The Rock (15) l.30pm. 5pm. 8.15pm 11.10pm (Sat only).

lip Close And Personal (15) not Thurs. 8.30pm.

Heaven’s Prisoners ( 15) 1.15pm. 5.15pm. 8pm. 10.45pm (Sat only).

low And Then (PG) Sat. Mon—Thurs.

l lam.

Down Periscope (PG) 1.15pm. 3.45pm. 6.30pm. 8.45pm.

Muppet Treasure island (U) 10.45am (Sat. Mon—Thurs only). 1pm. 3.30pm. 6.15pm (not Thurs).

Mission Impossible (PG) Thurs only. 6pm. 8.30pm.

Toy Story (PG) Sat. Mon-Thurs only. 11am.

Cuttroat island (PG) Sat. Mon—Thurs only. 10.30pm.

oead Man Walking (18) Sat only.

1 1.15pm.

I ODEOR Townhead Street. Hamilton.

01698 283 802. [D](cinemas 2 & 3 only). £3.60 and £3 (Adults before 6pm/Chi1d/ OAP/Student/UB40 £2.60/£2). All seats £2.20/£I.85. all day Mon.

1. The Book (15) 1.40pm. 4.40pm. 7.45pm.

2. Heaven’s Prisoners ( 15) 2.05pm. 5pm. 7.55pm.

Babe (U) 12.05pm.

3. New And Then (PC) not Thurs. 8.25pm.

Muppet Treasure island (U) 12.35pm. 3.05pm. 5.35pm (not Thurs).

Mission Impossible (PG) Thurs only. 5.45 m. 8.20pm.

I ll ICIyde Regional Centre. Clydebank.

0141 951 1949 (recorded information: 0141 951 2022). [D]. Access/Visa/Amex booking line: 0990 888 990. 24 hours (service charge 30p per ticket). £4 (£2.75 before 4pm) Child/GAP: £2.50.

Muppet Treasure island (U) Daily. not Thurs: 11.40am. 2pm. 4.30pm. 6.55pm: Thurs: 1pm. 3.30pm. 6pm.

Moonlight And Valentino ( 15) 3.40pm. 5pm. 7.20pm. 9.40pm.

Down Periscope (PG) 12.10pm. 2.20pm. 4.40pm. 6.50pm (not Sun). 9.05pm

1 1.40pm (Fri/Sat only).

Heaven’s Prisoners (15) 4pm. 6.45pm. 9.35 m. 12.20am (Fri/Sat only).

Emp re Records (12) 12.50pm. 3.10pm. 5.30pm. 7.40pm. 10pm.

The Rock (15) 12.20pm. 1pm. 3.20pm. 4pm. 6.20pm. 7pm. 9.15pm. 9.55pm. 12.10am (Fri/Sat only).

Eye For An Eye ( 18) 9.45pm. midnight (Fri/Sat only).

The Juror ( 18) not Thurs. 7.10pm.

lip Close And Personal (15) 1.10pm. 3.50pm. 6.40pm (not Thurs). 9.25pm (not Thurs).

Now And Then (PG) noon. 2.30pm. 4.50pm. 7.30pm (not Thurs). 10.10pm (not Thurs).

From Dusk Till Dawn (18) 9.25pm.

1 1.50pm (Fri/Sat only).

Toy Story (PG) 11.50am. 1.50pm. Dunston Checks In (PG) 12.30pm.

Mission impossible (PG) Thurs only. 8.30pm. 9.10pm.

The Truth About Cats And Dogs (15) Sun only. 7pm.

I UCI Olympia Mall. East Kilbride. 013552 49622 (recorded information: 013552 49699). [D]. Access/Visa/Amex /Switch booking line: 0990 888 990. 24 hours (service charge 35p per ticket). £4 (£2.90 before 4pm). Child/OAP/UB40: £2.50 all day.

Muppet Treasure island (U) l 1.20am. 1.35pm. 4.05pm. 6.30pm.

Moonlight And Valentino (15) 2.20pm. 4.50pm. 7.15pm. 9.45pm.

Empire Records ( 12) 12.30pm. 2.55pm. 5.05pm. 7.20pm. 9.30pm. 11.50pm (Fri/Sat only).

Down Periscope (PG) noon. 2.10pm. 4.35pm. 7pm. 9.15pm (not Thurs). 11.30pm (Fri/Sat only).

Heaven’s Prisoners ( 15) 3.40pm. 6.35pm. 9.35pm. 12.15am (Fri/Sat only).

The Juror ( 18) not Thurs. 8.55pm.

1 1.45pm (Fri/Sat only).

The Rock ( 15) 12.20pm. 12.50pm. 3.20pm. 3.50pm. 6.20pm. 6.50pm. 9.20pm. 9.50pm 12.10am (Fri/Sat only). Eye For An Eye ( 18) Fri/Sat only. 12.05am.

lip Close And Personal ( 15) 6.10pm (Thurs only). 7.05pm (not Wed/Thurs). 9.55pm (not Thurs).

New And Then (PG) 11.30am. 1.50pm. 4.20pm. 6.45pm.

From Dusk Till Dawn ( 18 ) not Thurs. 9.05pm. 11.35pm (Fri/Sat only).

Toy Story(PG) 11.15am. 1.25pm. ounston Checks In (PG) 12.10pm. Small Faces ( 15) Wed only. 7.30pm. Mission Impossible (PG) Thurs only. 8.55pm. 9.05pm, 9.35pm. 9.45pm.

I WMR FllM CENTRE Bank Street. Irvine. 01294 279900. £3.20 (Child £2.20: OAP Sun—Thurs only £2.20). Family ticket available.

The Rock (15) Fri/Sat: 8.15pm: Sun—Thurs: 8pm.

Be a Perrier Award Judge... Eau Yes

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. . . Yep. It’s almost that time of year again, when half the world descends on Edinburgh in search of that elusive good time. And if it’s laughs they’re after, they’ve come to the right place.

Those chirpy chaps at Perrier recognised this some sixteen years back when they instigated the now legendary Perrier Award for comedy. Finding the funniest act in town though is no mean feat, which is where you, dear reader, can help. Two readers of The List are required to join the ten-strong panel of judges to ensure that every gag, quip and punchline is in with a chance of winning.

It ain’t easy though. You’ll be on call round the clock to check out some fifty shows between 1 1 - 25 August and, what’s more, be

expected to have an opinion on them. The work’s unpaid but, hey, at least the tickets are free, and you’ll get to get your mitts on an

entire crate of quality champagne to help you recover. There’s bound to be some dehydration involved along the way, so you’d best stock up on some Perrier too, the healing propensities of which are renowned in such instances.

If you fancy putting a smile on your face, write us a 250 word letter, positively dripping with sparkle and shining wit, telling us exactly why it should be you who will be leaping into the fra)’-


Once your missives are penned, forward them along with a daytime telephone number to: PERRIER PANEL, The List,

14 High Street, Edinburgh, EH1 lTE. Entries to arrive by Thursday 11 July.

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