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Loli is fed up. Her husband Laurent is a philanden’ng swine who hides his extra—maritals under the guise of working late. Loli me'ets Marijo. a butch, cigar-smoking lesbian who shows LoliOthe error of her ways and the two of them begin to share a bed. Loli finds out about her husband and invites Marijo to move in with her. Naturally her husband is not best pleased but he doesn’t have. a leg to stand on. This is a me’nage (‘t trois with a . _ twist that has had cinema audiences screaming with

t \- . laughter in the aisles. It‘s available to rent or buy now bui‘thanks to Guild World Cinema we have live copies of it to give away.

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What does ‘maudit' mean in English?

Answers on a postcard by Thurs 17 Oct. Mark them: OAZOH COMP, The List, 14 High Street, Edinburgh, EH1 1TE.

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Ounoon Jan. festival 'a’reloffiirini pairs of tickets plus coach uticlretsiforggyegg in“, Jazz Jamaica/Big Boat Club worth £12. :1?"- Coaches leave George Square,,Glasgow.“ (ii; .5 7.30pm on Saturday 12, returning'at 1:: Sunday morniog.‘The first three pomegranate. Ticketllne on 0131 220 4349 gets pair g _ N‘ the first two‘people who call into our coaster Infonnatlon Centre on George from Thurs 3 Oct. ,' , .5 :3



Wodka Wyborowa

Firstly.. wodka is the polish spelling of vodka and the Poles insist that it was them who first distilled the stuff and not their Russian neighbours. Secondly. Wodka Wyborowa is the number one selling wodka in the world and thirdly. experience teaches that it's damned line stufi'that can make the forthcoming winter a bit more bearable. Because Wyborowa are so generous. you can all have a wee Wyborowa (pronounced Vee-bore-oh-va) on them. Turn up at the bars listed below, brandish this copy of The List. ask for it by name and Wyborowa is your woddy. if you follow.

with relevant voucher.)

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The bars are: Glasgow: The Lounge. The Monkey Bar. Vroni's. Bar Bola. Moat House Hotel. Edinburgh: Ryan‘s Bar. Traverse Theatre. ()riental Dining Centre. Cale Kudos. Meadow Bar. The Basement.

The Young Poisoner’s , Handbook

i Ever wanted to kill someone? What method would you use'.’ Graham Young preferred poison. He used it to kill his father. maim { his sister and put an end to his stepmother s hie. A spell tn l Broadmoor failed to cure him of his murderous tendencies and.

_ upon his release. he proceeded to do for several of his new found it?” work mates. Anthony Holden chronicled the life ol‘the man who catne to be known as The St Alban's Poisoner and wrote a

book about the case which goes under the same name. Benjamin Ross directed a film about the case. The Young Poisoner Iv Hum/book. and it won the director‘s award at Edinburgh last year.

Due to the generosity of Electric Video we have live copies of the book and live copies of the video to give away '0 the live readers who can answer this:

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Which ol‘these is poisonous: A) Belladonna B) Foxglove C) Daisies

Answers on a postcard by Wed l6 ()ct. Mark them: POISON COMP, The List, 14 High Street, Edinburgh, EH1 1TE.


ena@’8um eoov BISTRO

The Body Bistro is offering a 10 per cent discount on their exciting menu to List readers on production of this coupon. They offer a mixed menu from snacks to healthy calorie counted meals as well as the usual not so healthy foods. Body Bistro is located in Marcos Leisure Centre, 55 Grove Street, Edinburgh, 221 0726. Mon—Fri 9am-9pm; Sat/Sun Sam-5pm. Offer expires 31 Oct.


The Pavilion Theatre, Glasgow are offering ten? .,. pairs of tickets to see this one-off performance by". Bradley Walsh and Parrot at the Pavilion on Sun 6 Oct at 7.30pm. The first ten people at the Box. . Office on the day get the tickets on production of this voucher. The Box Office opens at 3pm.

Bargain Blockbusters From Entertainment

Wakey. wakey film fans! Entertainment In Video have just slashed their prices on eleven block-busting videos down to a paltry £7.99 and £8.99. To celebrate the fact. we've got three sets ol~ the eleven films to give away and three lucky readers won‘t have to visit the video shop for a good month or so.

The movies are The Mask with the inimitable Jim Carrey: Highlander Ill starring Christopher ‘Smoulder‘ Lambert:

Don Juan De Marco featuring Johnny Depp. Marlon Brando and Faye Dunaway; Fresh. a tough street drama set in Brooklyn and Washington; In The Mouth Ome/ness. a chilling psychological horror with Sam Neill; Gary ()ldman as Beethoven in Immortal Beloved; cult classic The Crow. Branagh's Much Ado About Nothing; The Piano. and finally the rootin‘ tootin‘ 'l‘ombstone. Easy question:

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. Natnc the three leads in T he Piano.

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The Traverse Theatre Edinburgh are offering two for one on full price tickets to see A Border Crossing by Dance Productions, on Sat 5 and Sun 6 Oct at 7.30pm. Take a copy of this issue to the Box Office by 7pm on the night to claim your tickets.



OFFERS: Cut out the coupon or take along the _ whole magazine and present it to the relevant box” office or cash desk. All offers are subject to availability and managements reserve the right to f" refuse admission.

COMPETITIONS: Only one entry per person per , competition. If you are entering more than one. f. , . competition, you need use only one envelope, but .g please make sure that your name, address and I voucher are attached to EACII entry. Competitions . are open to all UK residents (over the age of 18 in alcohol-related offers). No responsibility can be a. " accepted by The list for prizes which cannot box; 3:: obtained due to unforeseen circumstances. To r‘ obtain a list of winners, please send a SAE to~ The??? list Competition Winners, stating which Issue(s)'i;~;.jfj results you require. . ~- g;

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