V I saw you and I want your babies. At Jackie 0’s in Fife in the back of a red minibus and in South Queensferry with friend who had black hair. You wore yellow jacket. Let’s meet. Box No U/292/23.

V I saw you at Finnegan’s Wake. 18/10/96. Brisbane meets Glasgow in Edinburgh? Heard I missed you at The Kitchen. 1 left so much unsaid. How about you? Box No U/292/24.

V I saw you working at Insonmia. You - cute little round glasses. nose stud and Tintin haircut. Me so mesmerised I let my cappuccino go cold! Let's meet to compare haircuts and frothy milk stories! Box No U/292/25.

V I saw you at the Tartan Amoebas. 6th Oct in Princes Street Gardens. standing on the first step. You: 6ft. dark hair in bottle green T-shirt. gorgeous eyes and smile. Me: brown hair in barbourjacket and green jeans. You left without saying goodbye. Fancy saying ‘hello‘ again? Box No U/29l/19.

V I saw you 28/9/96 walking past Burtons. St Enoch Centre. You: long blonde wavy hair. with friend. Me: longish hair and completely smitten. Can I be your baby? Box No U/293/l.

V I saw you 27/10/96 last train Stirling from Glasgow. Me jeans/denimjacket. You trousers. leather jacket. You looked back! I followed but you'd gone! Interested. then get in touch! Box No U/293/2.

V I saw you giving me a fright outside the Station Bar at Port Dundas Road. mid-afternoon (4/10/96). Fancy giving me another by accepting the offer of a drink? Box No U/293/3.

V I saw you Caroline. a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Are we still on the same planet? Please make contact. Robin. Box No U/293/4.

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V I saw you sweet skinheadish waiter in Bann‘s. droppingjuice near our table on 26/10/96. I needed a shave but I ordered Darjeeling. You caught my eye. Could I have it back. please? Box No U/293/6. V I saw you hessian carpet marks on your forehead. A dead ringer for David Wickes. Can I be your Cindy-doll? Box No U/293/7.

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0 I saw you at the end of row 0 of the stalls at the Lyceum on October 25. You Meryl Streep lookalike with a female friend. Me glasses. checked shirt (1 think) eating Minstrels with younger brother. My poetry is better than Cyrano‘s. Would you be my Roxanne? Box No U/293/9.

V I saw you James in Royal Mile pub. You are a chef. I am French. I thought you looked sad and wrote you a card. Will I never know if you are happier? Box No U/293/10.

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V I saw you regularly at the Pleasance gym before you moved through to Glasgow and your new job in Paisley. You the gorgeous. red-haired basketball player (Polonia Phoenix?) with the smile that would make any man‘s heart melt. Me. the hockey player who finds weights a chore now that your smile is in Glasgow. Please get in touch. Box No U/293/19.

O I saw you Neill. 27/10/96. Grey C.K. shorts. goatee. watched EastEm/ers. You left me some fags. Who said anything about a one-night stand? Box No U/293/20.

V I saw you and see you most days - in smart suit. heading for your office ( Rothesay Place) as I. in smart suit. head for mine. We‘ve exchanged (embarassed) eye contact and smiles what about lunch? Box No U/293/21.

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V I saw you CCA. Sat 2 Nov. You: with girlfriend. Me: with female friend. I followed you to the toilets and later to the bar. 1 want to meet you! Box No U/293/23.

V I saw you Glasgow airport. 26/10/96. 17.00. You brown hair. dark-red wollen jacket. gorgeous eyes. having major problems with your left shoe. Me blonde beard. Hera/(l. May I be your boot-jack? Box No U/293/24.

V I saw you grooving at the Honeycomb. 25/10/96. You Colin and Bru. Me dipstick took phone number then lost it next day. Magic. Promised you a drink. Box No U/293/25.

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V I saw you Angela? You caught me reading The List instead of the Mail. Would have preferred to be talking to you: dark. mysterious and beautiful. Me: waiting to edit your reply. Box No U/293/28.


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