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The bald one from the hit BBC TV show They 3 Think lt's All Over rs now avarlable on vrdeo for

' Majesty’s Theatre, London where Hurst performed

the show he drd on last year's major sell-out UK

the seat of hrs pants and encourages the audrences to add therr own (ontrrbutrons durrnr; hrs Q and A sessrons Naturally, the questrons tend

’\'\"or;:l and rlarry Hz'l on a desert

L . the frrst trrne Lee Hurst Live was recorded at Her

totrr Hurst seems to be at hrs best when he's il‘i’W'Ti W

to lead to the bald state of his pate and Hurst rs often asked whether or not bald men make better lovers Faster than a shake of a (ftl( k's tarl Hurst replies Wltlt one ' Boom boom'

This rs even better one of Hurst's frrst Jobs was delrverrno frsh He used to stand rn a


’I don't know I've never slept

river and shout 'Push' Push" Well, rt (racked me up

The vrdeo rs 2n the shops now but we have ten (opres of rt to orve away to the readers

who can answer thrs

Why drd the (ltlt ken cross the road7

Answers on a postcard rrude ones always appretrated' by Fn 21 Nov Mark them HURST COMP, The List, 14 High Street, Edinburgh, EH1 1TE.


Kevrn Smrth, the man ‘.‘.ho brought you the hilariously downbeat C/erks, returns with hrs tltzrd rnovre, Chasing Amy

1 tut-olden rs attracted to Alyssa .,Jr‘.f()rtt:.'ratel‘,' for hrrn, Alyssa has a

girlfriend Not to be put off, a


frrendshrp develops between the parr and eventually they start sleeprnr; together After

that, rt ail gets a lot more complicated with threesomes, thwarted lesbian'sm and latent

male homosexuality all getting a look-tn at some pornt down the lrne czke Clerks, the

I dralooue rs on the t utt:n<;-edrte of rnnovatren and pat ked wth enouoh inventive

swearrntt to make the most foul-mouthed s:xtl'r former blush with envy The frlttt rs in the trnemas now but we have frve screen plays of the movre (so that you

A can learn all the swea bits b\ heartr, five >osters and three ( rates of Pete's Wrcked Ale, / l

as drunk rn the frlrn, to (trve away to the readers who can answer thrs

What frlrn drd Smrth make rn between Clerks and Chas/rig Amt/7

Anssxers an a post: aid by in 2‘. No: Hark them AMY COMP, The List, 14 High Street,

Edinburgh, EH1 1TE.


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<<;rri<irr't th'nl: of any ather tr) be';:n teltrn'; you about thrs (ompetrt‘on The afor‘ernenttoned

lrurrrntx drspensers have all trot

new vrtleos out Ben Elton has :orrre out ‘.'.:rth a 90 'rrrnute routrne

about Tit-3; .frli’fa", the SAS, loaded rrw;a/:r‘.e,<

lvl: Dcnalds, \‘Joetf has got sorne

;;:r-r'rr tests and

observatrons on pub.< harr, Lil-lets and <<-l!;.1:tr- :3, tr rag] mt) (35m.

Lsf bender about

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Yotr'l' str'l be (ltlit klrnr; unreakly as your rr‘testrnes sprll otrt of

lief-s hi eat it video to ’i".e a: t’: t“:e folk who ansxz'er thrs

rely wer‘e xi Ben Eltan's books

Ansuzwr'rs an a pestt arff by it: 21 Nov

Mark them WOOD?ELTON?HILL COMP, The List,

v 14 High Street, Edinburgh, EH1 1TE.

STILLS GALLERY Strlls' new cafe, the canteen, rs offering two for the price of one on coffees, teas and cakes to the frrst 25 Lrst readers brandishing thrs rs3ue of the magazine Stills rs at 23 Cockburn Street, Edrnburgh


mct Theatre Company are offering five pairs of tickets to see Christopher Dean's Molly’s Collar 81 Tie at the Tron Theatre, 63 Trongate, Glasgow on Sun 9 Nov. Bring this edition of The List to the Box Office on the day of the performance.


FT AT GILMOREHILL Gilmorehrll Centre for Theatre, Frlm and TelevrSron, 9 University Avenue, Glasgow rs offering two trc kets for the price of one for each st reenrng of Gilles lttrmounr's thriller L’Apparterrrent from 14 16 Nov Tickets wrll be offered to the frrst two people who show up on the day wrth

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