That book was packed with the ephemera of contemporary life bumper stickers, TV re-runs, tranquillisers and the pop culture references continue apace in Girlfriend In A Coma, which takes it’s name from the Smiths song and incorporates Morrissey’s lyrics into the text. Coupland who’s currently into Radiohead, St Etienne and Belle And Sebastian also namechecks New Order and Liam Gallagher.

But Girlfriend is Coupland’s most damning indictment of the evils of contemporary society to date. It’s also his most spiritual novel, cutting down on the buzzwords and hipster irony in favour of a greater maturity and darkness of tone.

This isn’t surprising. This is the man who once said ‘Your 20s are muck and shit and pain and loneliness and horror’. This is the man whose last book, Polaroids From The Dead, featured such cheery items as a literary requiem for Kurt Cobain and a discussion of the OJ. Simpson murder trial. This is the man who wrote Girlfriend In A Coma in I996, during a bout of severe depression, when he ‘could barely open a can of soup or put gas in the car tank.’

The most polemical aspect of Girlfriend is


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its condemnation of the 90s work ethic. As Coupland writes, ‘The whole world is only about work: work work work get get get . . . People are frazzled and angry, desperate about money, and, at best, indifferent to the future’. This is a belief which emerges from

Coupland’s own

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my life, but I always got via time spent the hell out about three SCU‘PF‘"3 and attending art school.

He has never been a serious candidate for the nine-to-flve gfind.

‘I think that you might as well work at what you enjoy doing because, even if you succeed at a job you don’t really like, you’ll only be contemptuous of that success,’ says Coupland. ‘l’m not a good employee the moment I stop learning anything new, I quit. I’ve had about 25 jobs in my life, and I enjoyed every one of them, but I always got the hell out about three minutes before being fired.

‘My big beef with modern working life is that it not only makes you stray away from what it is you enjoy doing, but that it also makes you forget what it was you enjoyed doing after a while.’

One feature that Girlfriend has in common with Coupland’s previous work is its attack on consumerism. In Generation X, the end of the world is described from the perspective of a shopper; in the new novel, a supermarket is also the scene for apocalyptic depictions. He explains this with a typical Couplandism: ‘I think of supermarkets and malls as being a strong embodiment of secular culture. We tend to think of them as being immune to organic assaults from both weather and creatures.’

Coupland is so adept at summarising the essence of a culture that we can doubtless expect some keen insights into British society when he visits later this month. Right, Doug?

‘You know what I think of when I think of coming to Britain?’ he asks, tantalisingly. ‘Those chicken sandwiches you get on the trains there with cucumber and cream cheese I could eat about 30 of them. And Wendy Richards.’

He’s really serious.

Girlfriend In A Coma is published by HarperCollins on Monday 20 April at £12.99. Douglas Coupland will be at Waterstone's. 128 Princes Street, Edinburgh on Ihursday 23 April, 7pm.

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