BEGIIIIIEIIS’ IIIIZE ‘I'llIlllVlS: lldds, comb your hair into a centre parting. Evens, walk into work jiving. Odds, imagine your boss without any clothes on. Evens, ignore this ad. INTERMEDIATE: lldds, swear more than you normally do today. Eyens, be exceptionally kind to anyone wearing a blue tie. Odds, go to a restaurant wearing two left shoes. Evens, phone a lawyer and ask for a pizza.

BIG IIIIES: lldds, try and make yourself cry. Evens, get a haircut unsuitable for work.

Odds, take tomorrow off work to go kite flying. Evens, stop playing dice games for ever (only joking).