DO NOT OBEY THE
TOP 5 DICE “IRONS: I. Odds, go to work. Evens, don’t. 2. Odds, stroke a dog within 24 hours. Evens, buy your Mum ﬂowers on Father’s Day. 3. Odds, wink at a newsagent. Evens, go for a Rolling Rock at the ﬁrst bar you see advertised. 4. Odds, start growing a moustache
(girls, try). Keep it up for 1 days. Evens, ask a stranger the time in a Danish accent. 5. Odds, laugh out loud at the colour beige. Evens, act irritany towards anyone called lleil.