BEGINIERS’ DICE THROWS: Odds, comb your hair into a centre parting. Evens, walk into work jiving. Odds, imagine your boss without any clothes on. Evens, ignore this ad. INTERMEDIATE: Odds, swear more than you normally do today. Evens, be exceptionally kind to anyone wearing a blue tie. Odds, go to a restaurant wearing two left shoes. Evens, phone a lawyer and ask for a pizza.

BIG ONES: Odds, try and make yourself cry. Evens, get a haircut unsuitable for work. Odds, take tomorrow off work to go kite flying. Evens, stop playing dice games for ever (only joking).