Tartan Tantrum Comedy Club The Canon‘s Gait. 232 Canongate. 556 448l. Information: 558 8l78. 8pm. £5 (£4). Fortnightly. Lee Ness introduces acts to be announced.

Comedy is listed by date, then by city. Shows will be listed, providing that details reach our offices at least ten da s in advance of publication. Come y listings compiled by Simone

Baird. ' FRIDAY 18 THURSDAY 17 Wow Glasgow Mischief Le Bar Cathedral House Hotel.

Mischief Le Bar Cathedral House Hotel. 28 Cathedral Square. 552 35 19. From 7pm. Free. Wild and weird bartending action every Thursday. Friday and Saturday front the lrascible Tattoo-Faced Nomads and other ‘manifestations' of Glasgow's uniquely strange comedy performance group Mischief l.a Bas. Cosy Comedy Cafe State Bar (downstairs). I48 Holland Street. 332 2159. 9.30pm (doors open 8.30pm). £4 (£3). Punk comic Colin Ramone. Graeme Thomas plus open spots. compered by Billy Bonkers.

Cheshire Cat Comedy Club Waxy's. 20 Candleriggs. 552 8717. 9.30pm (doors open 9pm). Free. Weekly. Allan Miller. David Kilby and Mark Bratchpiece. competed by Raymond Mearns.

Edinburgh

Christie's Comedy Cellar WJ. Christie's. 228 3765. 9pm. £4 (£3). Joe

28 Cathedral Square. 552 35l9. From 7pm. Free. See Thu (7.

Edinburgh

Christie's Camp Christmas Kit Kat Club W.J. Christie's. 228 3765. Doors 9.30pm. £5. Tickets include a free cocktail and a Kit Kat. Guest comperes Viv and Jill welcome Kevin Peters to the decadent cabaret.

The Stand 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8pm. £5 (£4). A Stand debut for Brendan Burkejoined by Mark Bratchpiece. Rob Heeney. plus one open spot. Comperetl by Susan Morrison.

Tartan Tantrum Comedy Club Tron Ceilidh House. 9 Hunter Square. 226 093 l. lnfoi‘matimi: 558 8 l 78. 8pm. £5

' (£4). Fortnightly. Lee Ness introduces acts to be announced.

SATURDAY 19

Glasgow

Cosy Comedy Cafe State Bar (downstairs). I48 Holland Street. Charing Cross. 332 2l59. 9.30pm (doors open 8.30pm). £5 (£4). Weekly. Billy

l Bonkers introduces acts to be announced. I Joke Box Mr P's Bar/Diner. 42

Heenan welcomes Reg ‘Voodoo‘ Anderson. John Gordon and headliner Viv Gee.

The Stand 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8pm. £4 (£3). Jo Mackenzie. Rutherford & Mersoii. Bitter Benny plus one open spot. introduced by your host Joon Broon.

HOGMANAY COMEDY

Don't spend the season greeting

We all know a spirit of good cheer makes the bleak midwinter bearable. So it’s heartening to see that Edinburgh's hardworking comedy crews at The Stand and the Gilded Balloon have sacrificed their own venal pleasures to bring a smile to our faces and a laugh to our bellies.

At The Stand, there’s no let-up in the seasonal festivities. Following last year’s popular Hootfest, Hogmanay Hootfest II runs for six nights, from Sun 27 Dec until Sat 2 Jan. Bob Doolally, sports commentator from Hell, performs his solo show every night; and hosts a Hogmanay Special on New Year’s Eve, featuring special guests and a gut-busting buffet. The show runs until 10.30pm, allowing you a full 90 minutes to get bladdered before the Bells.

On the other five nights, Bill Dewar and Brian Hennigan revive their Fringe hit show, The Useless Guide To Scotland; and there’s a late- night mixed bill of stand-up introduced by Jane Mackay, the Stand's feisty bosswoman and regular compere. She’ll take a firm hand, both with the audience and her acts, who include Parrot (dubbed 'the funniest man alive' in this issue’s Laughing Bag), Kevin Hayes, Stand regular John Flint, and Paul McNeill. who made his Stand debut in October.

Meanwhile, the Gilded Balloon is staging three high-profile stand- up gigs at the Queen's Hall. Now one of Scotland's busiest broadcasters, likeable but razor-tongued Fred MacAulay (see Box Pops, page 130) grabs the mike on Mon 28. The following night, hairy-arsed berserker Phil Kay lays seige to the stage, but not before expat Irishman Michael Redmond has jollied us up with his gloom- laden blarney. Another Emerald Isle exile, slinky Ed Byrne, closes the season to be jolly on Wed 30.

As Saint Nicholas will be saying as he hangs up his sack for another eleven months, ’Ho, ho, ho!’ (Andrew Burnet)

Goal mouth: Bob Doolally

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Wellmeadow St. Paisley. 56l 7| l7. l0.30pm. Free. Janey Godley presents Sam Miller. Brian Hennigan and Susanne Frazer in the last Joke Box until l6 January.

Mischief Le Bar Cathedral House Hotel. 28 Cathedral Square. 552 35 I9. From 7pm. Free. See Thu l7.

Edinburgh

The Stand 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8pm. £6 (£4 unwaged only). Brendan Burke. John Flint. Rob Heeney plus one open spot. Compered by Jane Mackay.

SUNDAY 20

Glasgow

Comic Club Blackfriars Underground. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924. Doors 8.30pm. show 9pm. £5 (£3.50). Resident compere Viv Gee introduces Michael Redmond with support front Sam Miller and Craig Hill.

Edinburgh

Whose Lunch Is It Anyway? The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. l—3pm. Free. Enjoy inspired improvised comedy with a

meal or just drinks from resident duo Jack Weatherall and Paul Graham. Christie's Comedy Cellar WJ. Christie's. 228 3765. 9.30pm. £5. The last show before Christie's has its Christmas break. featuring Joe Heenan. | Kevin Spence and HM. Bayonette. . Pint-Sized Comedy The Stand. 5 York i l

Place. 558 7272. 7.30pm. £2.50 (£2). Allan Miller hosts the budget night at Scotland's busiest comedy club. with at least four up-and-comiiig acts. one beginner atid a closing spot from Rutherford & Merson.

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l -mmm— l Edinburgh I Red Raw The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 7.30pm. £l. Liane Fllis hosts eight or so absolute beginners plus the occasional guest.

TUESDAY 22 Edinburgh Brian Hennigan's House of Fun The ' Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9-l lpiii. Free to watch. £l per person to play. Team up for big board games including 'Naiiie Tliat Tuna' and 'Mongoose Mayheiii'. Fab miles to boot.

Edinburgh

World Of Comedy Quiz Show The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272 9-—l lpiii. Free to spectators. £1 to play. Bill Dewar hosts this quiz which covers many \llb_|L‘Cl.\ relating to laughter and its generation. Cash prizes to be won.

CHRISTMAS EVE

Glasgow

Cheshire Cat Comedy Club \\";i\_\ 's. 2() Candleriggs. 552 87l7 9.30pm (doors open at 9pm) Free. 'The Christmas

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Phil Kay headlines at Glasgow‘s Comic Club, Sun 27 Dec

Comedy Cracker' a mixed bill of surprise guests. The club will be back on Thu l4 Jan.

Cosy Comedy Cafe State Bar. Among tonight's Christmas Eve entertainment: Lee Ness (see Laughing Bag).

Mischief Le Bar Cathedral House Hotel. 28 Cathedral Square. 552 35 I9. From 7pm. Free. See Thu l7.

SUNDAY 27

Glasgow

Comic Club Blackfriars Underground. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924. Doors 8.30pm. show 9pm. £6. Phil Kay headlines.joined by Craig Crookston. David Kay and some unexpected Yuletide celebrations.

Edinburgh

Hogmanay Hootfest "The Stand 5 York Place. 558 7272. Doors 8pm. £6 (£5). Tonight's bill features Parrot. Kevin Hayes. John Flint and Paul McNeill. plus resident compere Jane Mackay.

MONDAY 28 Edinburgh Fred MacAulay Queen's Hall. 667 7776. 7.30pm. £10 (£8). What with all his television and radio commitments. Fred's stand-up appearances are becoming rare. Don't be fooled by the man's angelic grin. though that sense of humour is wicked. Hogmanay Hootfest ll The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. Doors lOpm. £6

' (£4). Tonight. compete Jane Mackay

welcomes Parrot. Kevin Hayes. John

Flint and Paul McNeill.

The Bob Doolally Show The Stand. 5

York Place. 558 7272. 8pm. £5 (£4).

: Sports commentator Bob Doolally

returns with a sports commentary riddled with filth and innuendo.

The Useless Guide To Scotland The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 6—7pm. £5 (£4). No It's not The UV! It's the return of Bill Dewar and Brian Heiinigan’s Fringe comedy hit.

TUESDAY 29 -

Edinburgh

Phil Kay Queen's Hall. 667 7776. l0.30pm. £10 (£8). Supported by Michael Redmond. A heady cocktail of wild energy from Phil Kay and gentle observational humour of Michael

Redmond.

Hogmanay Hootfest II The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. Doors l()pm. £6

1 (£4). Jane Mackay introduces Parrot.

Kevin Hayes. John Flint and Paul McNeill.

The Bob Doolally Show The Stand. 5

York Place. 558 7272. 8pm. £5 (£4). Bob the (Job bounces back. Useless Guide To Scotland The Stand.

5 York Place. 558 7272. 6—7pin. £5 (£4).

See Mon 28. Lunchtime Laughs The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. lpm. Free. Details to be

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