I SAW YOU
V I saw you Kirsten body for Browns. You are going to Craig Dunen. if you're not careful. Luv Dx. Box No U/358/62.
V I saw you at Browns. Sarah, you are the best and I love you so. ‘You're the king of the world". Love Dx. Box No U/358/63.
V I saw you you sexy. sounding. Sunderlander. you gave us beer and a plaster in EH I. We love you. Forever yours. oh baldie one. Box No U/358/64.
V I saw you Odeon em. You are so efficient. door girl - long time no see; how was Pareee'?! Call moi! Box No U/358/65.
V I saw you Barrie A. at the Odeon on a Sunday. You are a sex god with George Cluny hair — He's dead now. will you take over his role'.’ Box No U/358/66. V I saw you Claire. yott leaving the continent and we'll miss you in Taste. Box No U/358/67.
V I saw you Forbes. on stage. Lyceum. You had nerve but no material — me. in balcony. snoring; part of a crowd — I could give you loads! Box No U/358/68.
V I saw you with you the grey jumper and wet tied back hair. You were in Potterow. sometime early April. Ahh. please contact. Box No U/358/6‘).
V I saw you Melissa”? in Iguana on a Tuesday afternoon - supergirl type t-shirt. Please contact me!!! Box No U/358/70. V I saw you working with Rolland Decorators at The Gyle. You with your luscious locks me with my spec’s! (Say no more). Box No U/358/7I.
V I saw you Bingo. In Basement. Me. short black hair. perfect ten. You all Latin looks and devilish arrogance. Let's meet for gtry on guy action. Box No U/358/73.
V I saw you four years ago in The Hops on The Shore. You‘re funny! Seen you everyday since and I'm bored with your chuff go on get!! Box No U/358/73. V I saw you Sooh at
Nexus Cafe irt Broughton Street. You serve the best chicken nachos in town — how I'd love to he a jalapenno III your mouth. Mine's a Becks! Fancy going out for a drink”! Box No U/358/7-I.
V I saw you tn the Three Sisters. You — tall. dark.
Robbie Williams lookalike. Me. female \\IIII my two sisters. tall. long. dark hart". You squeezed past me on way to toilet. l.rke to squee/e me again .’ Box No [5/353/75.
V I saw you in Cafe Nexus and then m C(‘s. Tuesday nights. You - Peter. black hair and red bits. Me — blond. short hair and student. l'd loxe to play with yout‘huge. hairy love handles! Bt)\ No [7353/76.
V I saw you top of Easter Road in Threshers. I smiled at you. you giggled back then jumped in your Metro. I love your Agent Scully looks. I’d love to see your X Files. Box No U/358/77.
V I saw you man with
the name of light. Will you light up my life. Box No U/358/78.
V I saw you at the Traverse. Cute director (John?) with sparkly eyes. Brighten up my life. you star. . . Box No U/358/79.
V I saw you 6 April. bespectacled barman @ St James Oyster Bar. Me. dark hair. dark top. light head — asked you to Motherfunk — didn’t see you. Box No U/358/80.
V I saw you Barcelona. most Sundays. You. blonde. slim. leather trousers with fair guy with glasses if not attached would you like to be?
Box No U/358/8l.
V I saw you beautiful Portuguese girl at Taste.
Me. tall. blonde. mature woman. Watching you dance by the speaker. Be my slave and cook enchiladas for me. Box No U/358/82.
V I saw you obvious; blond wig. brown corderoy shorts. Nicotine stained beard. taking broken TV to Leith pawnbrokers. I‘ve got eyes for you. old man. Box No U/358/83.
V I saw you in Iguana. Sunday l8 April. You. cute. physics teacher writing postcards. You helped us sort out our love lives. Us: Hungover. space cadets. having dilemas and nachos. Box No U/358/84.
V I saw you Chapps. Fri 9 Apr. Roger De Courcey lookalike in orange PVC. Me. biker in leopard skin. I want to be your Nooky Bear. Box No U/358/85. V I saw you ginger
Aussie backpacker. with facial lumps. outside ABC. Me. English Lit student with tartan bunnet. We said ‘G'day'. can I take you for a raw prawn“? Box No U/358/86.
V I saw you Sword and Jorcery fan. Playing RPG game at Flips. rnerlin hat. pointy beard. Rash above left eye. munching raw garlic. push my piece around. Box No U/358/87. V I saw you cute. young waiter in Blue Moon. Your latte instills me with a deep desire to have your children. When are you going to ask me on a date'.’ Box
. No U/358/88. 3 V I saw you meal decider and 3 provider loved the all-day
breakfast! I'll be back for more to see what else you have in store!. Box No U/358/8‘).
V I saw you you:— pretty in red top sitting on window sill at FHI on l7/~I/99 ((3) 6pm. Me:— old enough to be your big brother. Box No U/358/90.
V I saw you you animal. you — roarrr! Your jokes in EHI made me wild as a polar bear on heat. You can vet me — anytime! Box No U/358/9l.
V I saw you big girly. horn- rimmed specs. stripey wool tank-top. bad skin condition at Leith Mecca Bingo. Can I take a lucky dip? Box No U/358/92. V I saw you my three-star lover. standing out from the masses. you reached out to touch me. (you) gave yourself in a frenzy of passion. me next instant. gone. The end? Box No U/358/93.
V I saw you with your 50s quiff and smiley eyes at the Filmhouse Bar — I think your name is Miles. Let me know. you know who I atn. Box No U/358/94.
V I saw you Simon the DJ on Sub City. My weekend mornings will never be the same. Suzi. Box No U/358/95. V I saw you my favourite (uphill) gardener. secateurs in hand. ready for action. Happy Birthday for the 2lst. l.P.B. Box No U/358/96.
V I saw you me. whistling the theme from ‘The Wicker Man‘. riding my old bike along Princes St. You. like Brit Ekland at R.S.A. You waved. l waved. Be my landlords daughter! Box No U/358/97.
V I saw you in the Woolpack — you had an outrageous French accent like Pepe le Petr — I'd like to be your cat. mistaken for a skunk. Box No U/358/98.
V I saw you David. the Sub City D]. I love a fry up inside me at 8 in the morning. Luv Maureen. xxx. Box No U/358/99.
V I saw you in Hillhead Street. Blue-eyed Frenchie who could talk me into bending the rules fora fiver. Box No U/358/100. V I saw you All Bar ()ne. l7 April. Dark haired. lovely. Gazing in your direction all evening through a circle of mathmos. I imagined you might be looking at the too. Let's meet. Box No U/358/l0l.
V I saw you round the bend. Are you still there? I pass through every now and then! Box No U/358/l03.
V I saw you Sharon and I thought you looked like Karen. Oh Karen. you look like a lion and turn me on with your roarrr! Box No U/358/l04.
V I saw you Stuart itt Barcelona. I declined your offer to go clubbing. Now I see you in Blue — ask me again. Box No U/358/l05.
V I saw you wee ginger man. Royal Lyceum. you on stage. me digging escape tunnel — let's meet for sex (no talent requrl‘ed). Box No U/358/l06.
V I saw you when you were funny. Forbes. After your performance at Royal Lyceum. l7/4. I'll see you at the Crematorium soon. P.S. Sat
night TV never seemed so good.
Box No U/358/l07.
V I saw you at the Filmhouse bar. Sat. 9.30pm. 17 April. You looked cute in red t-shirt with friend - and kept glancing my way. Me. short. dark hair — in grey'? I kind of liked you. Box No U/358/l08.
V I saw you Debbie. in Blue bar. Blonde. pouting. singing Carpenters songs. Call me. Box No U/358/l09.
V I saw you Divine Divas. l2/6/98. I fell in love and have never looked back. You and me are forever. love always. Weeny B. Box No U/358/l l0.
V I saw you Tron bar. new-ish barman. Used to work in Del's. Think ur a hunny. Me — young. cute. professional. Call me. Box No U/358/l l l.
V I saw you Martin... It'sa lie — you're not from Dumbarlon. Please stop
farting arid we‘ll all take you to Boat of Garten. Box No U/358/l 12.
V I saw you Monday at The Quizz. your answers were sending tne signals. SOS you Neilist baby. From the largely endowed phantom. Box No U/358/l l3.
V I saw you Wilma Flintstone. and realised my heart alone was
capable of breaking rocks. Betty
Rubble is a shag. Box No U/358/l l4.
V I saw you in Bar I0. Saturday night. You: oft tall. dark. French looks wearing combats and drinking Mexican beer. Show us your chorizo and I'll show you mine . . . 1’ Box No U/358/I l5.
V I saw you dark. brown eyes. red/blue top. tight beige jeans. big smile. Tron Cafe. 5pm. Saturday l0 April. Box No U/358/l lo.
V I saw you and thought of a star breaking in a dark night with you beneath the sky waiting for me to give you my whole life. Box No U/358/I l7. V I saw you sitting so
quietly alone and waiting for Mr
Right to walk through the door. Well I did. and you caught my eye. but I also caught the carpet and fell in the arms of the waitress. Sorry! Box No U/358/l l8.
V I saw you Mr Saki at the Old Toll — you thought you‘d gone to seed ~ btrt you haven‘t! Let me water you and raise your sap!! From lane — The Goth. Box No U/358/l l‘).
V I saw you Polo Lounge. Saturday. You. butch female Aussie steward. Me. hairy old mole. Fancy some mole whole‘.’ Box No U/358/l2l).
V I saw you DJing in Sleazys on a Friday. you can mix my decks anytrrne. I'll be watching you. Box No U/358/l2l.
V I saw you Start in Dumbarton Road. Red leather looked good — you're one hot rod!! When can we go for a drive'.’ Roxy. Box No U/358/l22.
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I saw you CLASSIFIED
V I saw you blue cap. yellow collar. Saw your dimples. Had to holler. Look sooooo cute without a suit. Maybe see ya soon. Mxxx. PS. Bring your dimples to my temple. Box No U/358/l 23.
V I saw you Grum in Aquarius. Short and scruffy but with a cheeky smile. Mad Dancer. let me spin your decks. Oh Malcolm!! Box No U/358/l24. V I saw you Cul De Sac (theatre). Sun I l April. Great chassis. mine rusty. fantastic headlights. mine full beam. Let‘s go bumper to bumper . . . Your a well-oiled machine. vroom!! He‘s a greasy lover. Box No U/358/l25.
V I saw you in CC Blooms.
you got my temperature soar- ing. It was only the Sauza and Cranberry with lots of ice that kept me cool
V I saw you redheaded. skater poon. you gave me insomnia. I‘d like to k grind you in the middle of the cross bar. Box No U/358/l 26.
V I saw you Phil in the Ctrl De Sac. What a man. big boy oh! Pardon! George. Box No U/358/l27.
V I saw you Kappa Ninja in a parka. If beauty was a mintrte. you'd be an hour. It would be the minimum of fuss to get up to kung-foolery with me. Box No U/358/l28.
V I saw you at an experiment. A gorgeous guinea pig. Let's try some experiments together. Exxx. Box No U/358/l29.
V I saw you the redheaded blorrdshell who served tne a pretty pint of guinness. Call me. Box No U/358/I30.
V I saw you best friend. best lover. rainbow smile. glittering eyes. M. Box NoU/358/l31.
V I saw you Dave. you asked me to marry you in Br'el. ION/9‘). Box No U/358/l32.
V I saw you you little Adolf — time to bleach your taclte! Time for a haircut?! Box No
V I saw you leggy saucepot sitting next to me. wish we were together. k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Liked the way u licked your lips. wish I could have held your hips. Maybe next time I'll lick your. . . Box No U/358/l3-I.
V I saw you my saffron-haired
. beauty - my little Parisienne
tninx — voule'l vous couchex
avec rttoi ce sorr'.’ Box No
V I saw you I saw you too. Lucy. You with your 0th gorgeous smile. I'll be seeing you soon. Box No U/358/l36. V I saw you hrtm'n-haired beauty. wearing red Diesel top, green trousers. poss Debbie. lets drink After Shock together. again. Box No li/358/l37.
29Anr—l3 lvlav 1999 TIIEUSI'89