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x. The Gimp Man I’m a gimp man, I'm a gimp man, I am the gimp man. Phwoarr, look at my legs, go on and ’ave a stroke ya dirty middenl Wanna give me a shave? I'm so hairy, phwoarr. Goodness me, I'm so sexually frustrated. Thank the Lord for Barry Cabanas, for Tom, Fraz and Rob da Frog. If it wasn't for them, I’d be sitting in my seedy sex den or fiddling with myself in the Meadows — ’avin' it gimp stylee, na what a mean? Pwoarrr. The Barry Boyz Own have provided me with some top quality pimp partners but they ain’t no match for the Gimp Man. And gimpettes out there who fancy a wee turn on the Barry stage? Like to get your chebs oot? Are you up for having some sexy moment at Barry Cabanas with da Gimp Man? Aye you are, get your ma down to the first birthday and the pair 0’ you can have
Cabanas first birthday
To really get the gist of Barry's, you have to hear from the residents.
DJ Perchanski To my bros I fly to Barry Cabanas in Scotland one every time. I am diggin’ this place, it kinda reminds me of Fat Roonies place, the Pussy Galore back home in ’Frisco. Man, you have da ladies, dat sex thing on stage with my gimp bro' Rog, Migel and Richie; they crazy muthers, dancing just in their pants. My bros Tom and Fraz who run the gig, they always bring in strange acts doing stuff all around, funky bands and stuff mannn. I love this place and all the bitches are
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Miguel Mantovani, The Cuban Brothers Barry Cabanas is for me eez beautiful place for the chicas and chicos, also many funs, many breasts and touching fantastico. It has the reminding for me of early Tropicana Nightclub in Havana. Mucho dancing and feelings of euphoria and also entertainment impressario’s like myself performing always mucho standard vulva. The gay guys who are promote are nice but mucho promiscuous - always touching young men, especially Tom and Loco Fraz. Raaarrhh! Overlords . . . Beautiful. For me it’s a personal, a personal I love and cherish like my karinion. PS. I am colgado!
a fiddle with the Gimp Man! loving my music. Barry birthday — it’s I Barry Cabanas first birthday at Eden, Phwoarrr! going to kick ass! Fri 75 Oct. 30 Oct. new night of soulful tunes at Mercado. Blige (she can leave your ego in tatters,
I Viva at Club Mercado. 10pm—4am. £10 (£8). 9 Oct. Fortnightly. lt’s Wild Wild West Viva, she digs out her Stetson and spurs and goes all cowboy with Kenny G on sax and live cabaret from the Viva Divas. Dress code is ‘hot to trot’.
I Yush! at City 2. 9.30pm—lam. Free. 16 Oct. Fortnightly. AJ from local hip hop heroes Black’anized lays on his favourite hip hop, funk and R&B tunes at this popular city centre bar.
I CC. Blooms 11pm—3am. Free. Weekly. See Thu.
I Catwalk at The Catwalk. 8pm—1am. Free. Weekly. Ali Campbell dropping jazz funk and big beat with a French ﬂavoun
I Chocolate Sundays at Revolution. lOpm—3am. £5. Weekly. Resident DJ Craig Forrest plays club classics and groovy tunes.
I Club Mojito at Cuba Norte. lOpm-lam. Free. Weekly. An early evening Afro-Cuban and Latin cocktail. I Don t Stop at The Cocteau'Lounge. Midnight—3am. Free. Weekly. Entrance through The Outhouse Gardens - (Broughton Street Lane). For the nocturnal drinkers among us, get down for different DJs every night.
I ehI More at ehl. 9pm-lam. Free. Weekly. DJ Eh?Wun! and Jonny Lyle on rotation at this popular and stylish city centre bar.
I Galaxy at The Liquid Room. 10.30pm-3am. £3. Weekly. Funk, R&B, smooth soul and disco.
I Jamboree at Club Mercado. 10pm-3am. £4. 17 Oct. Monthly. A brand
Catch DJ Archie with R&B, funk and reggae.
I Jazz Joint at Henry’s Cellar Bar. 10pm—3am. £3. Weekly. The Brian Kellock Trio continue their respected residency at the Joint. For latecomers, Diskografaz entertain; a DJ trio made up of Kulu, Sly Si and Unkle Fawaz playing funk and disco like they were born with the groove, baby.
I Lemon Juice at La Belle Angele. llpm—3am. £5. 10 Oct. Fortnightly. A new night of ‘fresh juicy house music’ from Daz Davies (Atomic Baby) and Stephen Graham (Fire Island).
I Loca at Loca. 10pm-3am. Free. Weekly. A commercial mix of chart, dance and disco.
I Mad at The Attic. 8pm-5am. Free entry before 11pm; £2 11pm—1am; £4 after 1am. Weekly. Chart and classic disco going happily hand-in-hand with very chea drinks promos.
I Made rn Iguana at Iguana. 9pm—1am. Free. Weekly. Every lady’s favourite, Bob Cairns does the laid-back Sunday session thing, taking elements of soul, funk, Latin grooves and future jazz and playing his way into our hearts . : .
I Peppermint Lounge at The Peppermint Lounge. 9pm--3am. £2. Weekly. The party continues from The 3 Sisters at this party club.
I Queer Sundays at Eden. 11pm—3am. £2 before midnight; £4 after. Weekly. A new weekly gay night with an ‘unashamedly vibrant, happy, commercial gay dance music policy’ with DJ Venus upstairs while downstairs is taken over by the Torch Song Divas doing the cabaret thing. Watch out for the superior cutting wit of door whore Sheila
really) who will also do a stand-up show later on in the night. There are loads of special nights planned towards the end of the month, keep your eyes peeled.
I The Subway West End 4pm—3am. £1. Weekl . See Thu.
I Tac no at Club Mercado. Monthly. Next date 31 Oct with a Hallowe’en Tackno.
I Taste at Wilkie House. llpm—3am. £8 (£6). Weekly. What starts as uplifting house and very nice garage invariably goes pearshaped and hard house becomes the order of the day from Fisher & Price. The pair are wild behind the decks and the crowd are among the best we’ve ever seen, period. Through the back Martin Valentine and Stuart Barrie play garage and US garage to an appreciative audience. Essential night out every week. 17 Oct sees extra special guest Jon Pleased Wimmin fire up the dance floor. I Tokyo Blue at Gaia. 9pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Craig Burger Queen has a new pet project and tonight is it. He and select guests will be laying on glam and sexy house while Tim Cuban Brother will be DJing in the upstairs bar.
I C.C. Blooms 11pm—3am. Free. Weekly. Gay, kitsch and all things fab at this popular bar and disco.
I Catwalk at The Catwalk. 8pm—1am. Free. Weekly. DJ Pilot Marky C and DJ Cool P (Paris) bring an excellent, relaxed, true jungle vibe. Expect scratching and mad mixing.
I Don't Stop at The Cocteau Lounge. Midnight—3am. Free. Weekly. Entrance through The Outhouse Gardens
(Broughton Street Lane). For the nocturnal drinkers among us, get down for different DJs every night.
I Freedom at Gaia. 9pm-3am. Free before midnight; £2 after. Weekly. Avoid the Monday blues at this amazingly renovated club. Anything goes with the music policy in both the main room and the upstairs bar.
I Jazz Joint at Henry’s Cellar Bar. 10pm—3am. £3. Weekly. Altered Beatz 99, live drum & bass night. Martin Kershaw’s Green Juice are on stage while DJ Decknical Hitch provides the vinyl magic.
I Loca at Loca. 8pm—3am. Free entry before 11pm; £2 llpm—Iam; £4 after lam. Weekly. A commercial mix of chart, dance and disco.
I The Subway West End 4pm—3am. £1. Weekly. See Thu.
I Trainspotter at The Subway. 10pm—3am. £1 (free for students with matriculation card). Weekly. A mix of indie and dance.
I The Unspoken Thing at Negociants. 10pm—3am. Free. Weekly. The best way to get a new week underway, Sleazy G, Noodles and Brains cook up a fine feast of free range beats for a discerning crowd.
I Bartenders Club at Noa. 10pm-3am. Free. Weekly. Cocktail competitions and the like.
I CC. Blooms 11pm—3am. Free. Weekly. Gay bar and disco, tonight with 60s, 70s and 80s tunes.
I Club NuDista at Gaia. 9pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. The Cuban Brothers take over this newly renovated venue with their frankly offensive patter and cheesy tunes. It seems the Havana brothers are fast becoming international superstars (shows the state of the world’s entertainment industry, doesn’t it?) so you should trot down smartish.
I Czech Out Da Funk at Pivo. 9pm—1am. Free. Weekly. Pre-club. One of the cosiest style bars that we’ve seen in a while, you could do a lot worse than check out Pivo. Tonight, Fraser Heeps (who you might recognise as the Bongo Boy at Barry Cabanas) lays on the funky magic.
I Don't Stop at The Cocteau Lounge. Midnight-3am. Free. Weekly. Entrance through The Outhouse Gardens (Broughton Street Lane). For the nocturnal drinkers among us, get down for different DJs every night.
I Jazz Joint at Henry’s Cellar Bar. lOpm—3am. £3. Weekly. One of the best nights in the capital: Plus One and Extra aka The Dynamic Duo manage the decks with a ﬁerce talent — hip hop don’t stop — joined by the four x MC magic of Scotland Yard. Loads of local talent drops by every Tuesday for impromptu jams, making this an essential night by anyone’s count.
I Loca at Loca. 8pm—Sam. Free entry before 11pm; £2 llpm—lam; £4 after 1am. Weekly. A commercial mix of chart, dance and disco.
I Motherfunk at The Venue.
l 1pm—3am. Free. Weekly. Exceptionally popular rare groove, soul and funk night hosted by Gino and Fryer. Now playing drum & bass/hip hop on the middle floor with Ritchie Ruftone.
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