' O I saw you sexy bald man sit-
ting at a large table. You smiled like a little boy -— are you a freak? Box No U,’376,’45.
O I saw you Melissa from USA at Cul de Sac, late October. You and your mate came back for drinks and I took your photo. Do you want to see how things developed? Box No U/376/46. O I saw you at Iguana, lovely DJ man . . . Please play Barry White. Box No U/376,’47.
O I saw you in Tinderbox. Come and be my Courtney Love, Dr Goatee. Box No U/376/48.
Q I saw you Barbie girl, drink- ing cocktails at Henrys . . . let me be your Ken and have a plastic fantastic time. Box No U/376/49.
. I saw you sitting in Brel — Ashton Lane. Blonde hair. blue eyes, very Germanic. Box No U/376/50.
0 I saw you munching your crumpet by the toilet in Borders and fell for you with your crusty mush. Box No U/376/51.
O I saw you man in Diesel T- shirt in Iguana, 3/12/99. You give me dollar, 1 make you hol- lah. Me, l0ve u long time. Box No U/376/52.
O I saw you shining like the sun through your window. You glanced and smiled like an angel, perhaps you were. Please let me know. Box No U/376/53. O I saw you at the foot of the stairs looking up at me like Rhett saw Scarlet. Box No U/376/54.
Q I saw you across a crowded pub - with sky-high hair, suck- ing your thumb and smiling for- ever . . . Can you carry me? Box No U/376/55.
O I saw you gammy leg boy. Richard from Planet. We love you. Box No U/376/56.
O I saw you Dave, with your
receding hairline and spare tyre,
in the library studying geogra- phy. Come and make the earth
move for me! Box No U/376/57.
O I saw you working at the bar
in Henry’s. Your Montrose accent does things to me! Who
would play you in a movie? Box
No U/376/58. O I saw you where were you, Mr Mathers, 26/11/99, 9pm?
You had an unmissable appoint- ment. See you soon from you
T know who. Box No U/376/59. ‘ O I saw you in Brel, for a good
time come to Le Monde A L’Envers in Lyon with your red hair. You’re yummy. . . G. Box No U/376/60.
O I saw you you gorgeous blues singing, blonde goddess, at Bar Blue, learning your lines. 1 want to direct you, baby. xxx.
mmm. Box No U/376/61.
O I saw you looking very
creamy. Positioned by the gift cards a nice shine to your pre- maturely balding head. Let me
biff it for you! Box No
O I saw you sitting across from me, dark hair, white jeans on 30/11/99. Just at the door, you made Andrea Corr look plain. Box No U/376/64.
O I saw you at Iguana. You
: lovely new bar man, me white
wine and ginger ale, that was
not — what can we be? I’ll be 3 back. Box No U/376/65.
O I saw you in Edinburgh at your gig playing the funky bass. Let me show you some licks. You’re the real talent. Box No U/376/66.
O I saw you in Borders — did you see me? 1 am small, viva-
cious, bubbly and looking for
my millennium schoolboy! U
. were reading FHM! I like your
style! Box No U/376/67.
0 I saw you birthday girl in Mao (Saturday 27 Nov) Ginger Spice? Yes please! Box No
: U.’376. 68.
O I saw you brown-eyed intel- ' lectual Raith Rovers fan at walk of shame on Sunday 28 Nov. Can 1 be in charge? Box No U/376/69.
O I saw you sexy dancing queens in E111. To watch you both behind the bar is the only reason I come in. I think it’s Jill and Kylie — can 1 cut in some- time? Box No U/376/70.
O I saw you in Borders, in a brown camel coat, 1/12,’99. I am mad, glad and bad to know! Do you fancy a lumber. . . on the 3lst? Box No U/376/71.
o I saw you Robin in the Polo Lounge. Saturday 13 November. We danced but said little — too noisy (and too shy??). Fancy a quieter drink sometime. Box No L' 375 8.
v I saw you on Waverley Bridge. 10.25pm Tues 19 10; your friend was on her mobile. we exchanged glances - twice —
I but I was late for my train. You: girl with cute wee face; me:
bloke with glasses. Box No L'/3755’9. i O I saw you by the window.
You smiled at me and l grinned. You are a final year student and play trumpet. Is it Alex? 1 know so much. Graeme. Box No L'/375/1().
O I saw you Scott. We care for
O I saw you Flapjack. Love you tonnes honnie girl. Me no Dirk Lehmann, Me no. You no Geri Halliwell. Long time, byeee. Stevie Boy. Box No U/375/1.
O I saw you on the 2230 Glasgow-Edinburgh train, Sunday 14/11/99. You SE Asian girl, me tall guy reading the paper. Our eyes kept meeting and you smiled beautifully at me before we left the train at Waverley. Let’s get together for the new millennium. Box No U/375/2.
O I saw you last over a year ago, behind the bar at the Sample Room. You back from the States yet? Let me be your Betterware Lady. Box No U/375/4.
O I saw you GF at the Bank Hotel 1/12/98. Veggie food has never tasted so good! Thanks for all the fun and travels over the past year - the best is still to come! Love you. Chris. Box No U/375/6.
O I saw you Justin Currie/Justin's evil twin, swathed in leather and swearing loudly as you crossed Vinicombe Street on Thursday 11/11/99. Wash your mouth out. boy!! Box No U/375/7.
from La Lumiere while film ' rewinding. We all joked about delay and agreed film had sad
you really we do. Why stay at the City Cafe? The world is your oyster, listen to that little voice, move or move on!! Message clear? Box No L'/375.’1 l.
O I saw you next door with your seam bursting breasts and salsa swinging hips. Join me with your housemate and we’ll teach you your alpha to omega
O I saw you Lumiere, Bicycle Thieves, Sat 20 Nov. My female friend and I sat next to you (young dark-haired woman, beautiful voice) centre aisle, behind couple making words
ending. Fancy another film with me? Or maybe Pane. amore, and Fantasia. Andrew. Box No L'/375/13.
O I saw you walking home from the Palace Sunday morning looking hungover but handsome. Share a cab with me again. Box No U/375/14.
O I saw you Agent Provocateur, oh, before you were born. They say you’re a hard bitch, but 1 like that in a woman. Now show me the rest. Vex xxx. Box No L'/375/15.
I saw you CLASSIFIED
O I saw you we're reaching our climax now Peter. I'm looking forward to seeing you re-enact card number nine. (I‘ll bring the cuffs). Box No L! 375 1".
O I saw you in the Atrium your chocolate sponge looked so deli- cious, just like you. But do you taste as good? The red cardigan girl. You know who I am. Box .\'o L' 375 18.
O I saw you ﬂuffy chick out- side the new Parliament. Egg on your face — you didn't see the yolk. Feather l cluck up courage to ask hen. maybe you can scramble to mine for a smashing time (did I miss any!'.’). Box No U. 375, 19.
O I saw you Steph looking gor- geous while you slept on Sunday. Sorry for my mood. miss you loads. (‘all me. Box No L' 375 ll).
9 I saw you Daisy Duke for the
first time a year ago and was
V smitten. You got a gift! You’re l the best at what you do. Love
you to pieces, your Boss llogg. Box No U/375/21.
Q I saw you Scott, 1 am your IT blokey, dreaming of romance, happy ever after et al. Our date
would have to be by the 11L -
tn the style of the original lyrical ; islander. Box No U/375/12.
shelves, if you are ready to
3 update this mystery. Robbie. 1
Box No U,’375,”22.
O I saw you at a party in llavelock Street, Glasgow on 13/11/99. You were the physio- therapist with the glasses and l was the girl with short blonde hair catching your eye! Nobody seems to know who you are!! Please get in touch. Box No U/375.’23.
' O I saw you Borders Girl in 1
your sexy pvc at the Cathouse. Du hast mich? How about shar- ing hangers sometime? Box No U/375.’24.
C I saw you lady receptionist at the Tron theatre. You make my phone ding-a-ling — you can ring my bell. Call me. Box No U/375/25.
O I saw you Iaura, all smiles on the balcony at Bugged Out, QMU 13/11/99. Hope to see you at Club ()9 sometime soon. Tall,
Skint Guy. Box No U/375/26.
5 O I saw you blonde haired feral
child behind bar in Cul De Sac ' West. Me IIoth Wampa Star
Babe. Neon Girl. I love you.
Box No U/375.’27.
O I saw you Ian Jackson and it
was love at first sight. Box No U/375.28.
O I saw you virgin queen in blue denim at Filmhouse. You held the door for me, you smiled, my glasses steamed up, I
was too spaced out to talk. Box
0 I saw you the window’s still open and some opportunities left. Closing soon. Perhaps we didn‘t read it right re: you. Trumpet playing Alex, Graeme knows more than you could know. Floor 3. Phone. Box No L'/375,'16.
9 I saw you 11 and fell in love with you, but realised too late. Next life there will be fewer complications. Enjoyed that
amazing chemistry and those
spiritual kisses. Freinds forever. Rxxx. Boxx No U’376’73.
l6 Dec—6 Jan 1999 THE [131' 101