Joan Of Arc

She's been cast by Sir Rl(il(ll'(i Attenoorough, Spike Lee and Wm Wenders‘. Now, Milla lovovrch IS acting for ex-oartner Luc Besson in "is historical epic. Some big name actresses have hla/eo a trai; for her, Ingrid Bergman, Jean Seherg and Sandi‘ine Bonnaire. Though, early critical ev:(len(e suggests that Besson’s version may he n 'nette" company With Joan Of Arc Of Mongol/a aim the i‘tllli)ll‘y aoventure, Joan Of O/ark. Playing France's greatest heroine, there's much at stake ‘or JOVOVK h, so 'et's hope she's fired up for the "ole.

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Gill Mills co-presents Radio 1’s Evening Session opt-out, Session In Scotland, Thu, 8-10pm.