CLUBS listings GlASGOW SATIJRDAYS continued

I Club 69 at Rocksy’s Basement. 10pm—2.30am (midnight curfew). £5 (members only). Weekly. The learn behind the Rub-A-Dub record sh: »p with the deepest underground sounds. Don’t be pttt off by the fact that tlte club runs out of a restaurattt basement. Club ()9 is one of the best places irt Britain to ltear deep lowudown techno. For membership details. call Rub-A-Dub on 400 6967.

I Club Cubana at The Bedsit. £4 (£3). 1().30pm-—2am. 22 Apr. Fortrtiglttly. Acadentia de Salsa provide free dance tuition front 11pm, after which DJ Duncanario takes over w ith a frantic Latin rttix matched by equally frantic dance action.

I Colours at The Arcltes. Monthly. Next date 13 May.

I Divine at (ilasgovv School of Art £4 (£3.50). l0prtt—-2.30arrt. Weekly. ('onre this summer. Divine will have been providing a dose of northern. futtk and 60s classics for tert years. btrt the kids still can't get ertorrglt.

I Free Form at The 13m ts'ote t‘lub (both floors). 0pm-3arn. l-ree before 10.30pm; £3 after. Weekly. l.atirt flavours frottt Stev en and Paul.

I Freelance Science at Alaska Monthly. Next date () May.

I Freek Mooves at (ilasgow s not at Art. 10pm 3am. £4 (£3.50). Weekly. A new addition to the Art School Sat extravaganza. the Freak Menoovers present a fotrr deck scratch attack to go with the Divine My Machines madness I Fruitfly at The Arches. 10pm- 3am. £10. 15 Apr. Monthly. Fisher ck Price as joined tonight by Martin Valentine and Rob Distefano. the legendary man behind the Tribal attd Twisted imprints.

I Groovejet at Trash. I lpnt—3attt. £7 (£5). Weekly. Brothers Matt arid Pete kttock out quality house arid garage irt ll‘. main roortr, while Paul N'Jic knocks ('01 the R.le irt Roottt Two. w itlt special guest Fertti Fem onoung Disciples tame guesting on 15 Apr.

I Home Cookin' at llaba/a. tiprti ‘.t!11 (Dis from 11pm). Free befor. 1 1pm; £5 after. Weekly. Jamie Strang and Ray moral Woods with a top-notch blend of rttusic of black origin. including rare groove. Rats arid hip hop. all underpinned with soul classics attd a seriously funky flavour.

I Inside Out at l he Arches. Mt llli F. Next date 2‘) Apr.

I Knucklehead Present My Machines at The (ilasgow School of Art (upstairs; 10pm- late. £4 (£3.50). Weekly. Jilkes attd llatclt hammer otrt cool. deadly funked-up techno artd hard-as-nails lions to a seriously appreciative crow d. w ho seem to get wilder every week. 22 Apr sees a guest appearance from Funk d'\'oid.

I Life at life. 10pm 3am. £5. Weekly Andy linger presents a selection of soul. furtk attd disco augmented w itlt original samples arid !oops to guarantee a new take on fantiliar sounds.

I MAS at The Apartment. I lptrt 3am. £8. Weekly. House and disco with a funky undercurrent.

I Mish Mash at The Riverside ('lub. Monthly. Next date 2‘) Apr.

I Polo Lounge at The Polo lounge. l0.30prrt~3am. £5. Weekly. Featuring Attdy itt the Trophy Roottt with hits from the ()()s to the 80s wltilc Tom prov ides art upfront dattce selection irt the trtairt room Gay.

I Pure vs Test at The Arches. 10.30pm~lam. £10 (£9). 22 Apr only The two techno crews get together for a bit of a scuffle tonight. lit the Pure corner: 'l'witch. Dribbler and The Bill. with Tobias Schmidt. Dave Tarrida and Shandy representing'l‘est.

I Reds at Reds. 11pm--3. 15pm. £7 (£5). Upbeat garage arid disco-flavoured house front DJ Skud.

I Santiago at The Asylum ((71lSl I). 10.30pm—2.30am. £4. 15 Apr. Fortnightly. Marcello attd Martolito spin dark Latin grooves, front new releases to established floor-fillers. If you fancy brushing tip your hip shaking skills,

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Absolut salsa classes run front 8pm, and it‘s good for the soul too. as proceeds go to Amnesty lnternational.

I The Shed at The Shed. 10pm—3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Commercial house and anthems front Graham Ferguson.

I Silk at llavana. 10pm—3am. £5. Weekly. Smooth and classic house and garage front Neil Mackay and Frog, with the odd anthem thrown in.

I Slam And Bugged Out! at Qudos (QMU). Monthly. Next date 15 May.

I Slave Sexual at Slave. 10pm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Robirt and Lovejoy with a harder hard house set than their weekly outings. Dress up lovely and arrive early to avoid disappointment.

I leuch! at Qudos (Queen Margaret Union). 10pm-3am. £7; £5 with flyer. 15 Apr only. The second leg of the Student

I ife evertts. to welcome back the studes frottt their Easter break and provide eveyone else with top-notch entertainments. lixpect the usual tttix of vinyl arid live stuff. with Engine

show casing rttaterial front their 'First (iear‘ FP and Ground Control taking hip hop back to its two-turntables-and-a- rttieropltone roots. Keep art eye out for the swanky plane ticket flyers —- they cotrld win yotr a tri ) to Amsterdam.

I Straight Ahea at Alaska. 15 Apr. Monthly. Mark and the gang provide the best itt funky soul arid soulful futtk.

I Substitute at Planet Peach.

10pm 3am. £8. Weekly. llarri and Domenic still celebrating the launch of the .S'trht'ersr'o/ts (71) ~ are joined by a brace of line guests over the next couple of weeks. First tip. F.rik Rug of Paper Recordings farttc returns to the fray on 15 Apr. while 22 Apr features the mighty Ralph l aw son. Rumour ltas it that sonte form of top secret aftershow entertairtrttcnt is on the cards on the 22nd for close friends of the Subbie. so be sure to pace yourselves.

I Triumph at The Tunnel.

10 30pm 3.30am. £9 (£7). Weekly. (‘olin 'l‘evendale and Steven Mc(‘reery supply the dresscdup glamour kids with progressive house and trance iii the main roottt w hilc Kev irt .‘ylacl'arlanc attd Stephen mix tip garage. disco and vocal house in Room Two. If you‘re riot w eatitrg awfully nice clothes. however. don't expect to get iii. 15 Apr sees guest appearances from Steve Lawler (llome) .rttd (Buy ()rnadcl frortt (iatecrasher.

I 2 Tons of Fun at ('Iub Budda.

11pm 3am. £o. Weekly. (ieotf Montford arid (‘hris llarris get funky with a bang up-lo-dalc sclectiort of disco house.

I Ultima at Alaska. Monthly. Next date it May.

I Velvet Rooms at 'l he \‘etvet Rooms. llprti -3ant. £4 before midnight; £S after. Weekly. Stevie Smith breaks out the club classics. garage arid house iii the tttaitt room w ltile Raymond Woods cools things down with hip hop attd Rs B it) Roottt Two.

I Yang at Yang. 1 1pm-—3arn. Free before midnight: £5 after. Weekly. Residents Muchaill artd Brian Murnin with a top quality" house selection for a discerning Cfth \l.

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I Bonkers at Bonkcrs. 11pm-3am. £4 before midnight: £5 after. Weekly. Hits from the Sits. chart house attd cheesy

I Classic PM at Fury .‘vlurry's.

l lpttt -3am. £o (£4). Weekly. Downstairs features a 1111.\ of dattce classics arid party tuttes. with a daslt of indie added to the mix upstairs.

I The Garage at The (iaragc.

ltlpm- 3am. £0 (£4): £1 off before 1 lptrt. Weekly. Super-commercial party sounds on the main dattcefloor and indie classics ill the Attic.

I Graduate Club at g2. l lptttu3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Designed to suit those who have always enjoyed a Garage-style night out. but feel a little long iii the tooth

w hen surrounded by fresh-faced. lager- staitted youngsters. Steve Davis provides the party anthems.

I Seduction at Destiny. 10pm— 3am. £6 before 1 1pm; £7 after. Weekly. Tonight

the uber-club would like you to ‘dress to impress’ while enjoying the usual commercial house ‘n’ trance pap.

I Strawberry Fields at Strawberry Fields. 9pm—3am. £6 before 11pm: £7 after. Weekly. Classic party nonsense from the 60s to last week.



I Bonafide Love at The Cross Bar. 8pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. DJ Dirtsman with reggae, roots and ragga. I Budda at Bar Budda. 8pm-midnight. Free. Weekly. Colin Walker (New York Alliance) playing deep house.

I Divine Intervention at Brel. 8.30—11pm. Free. Weekly. Hush Puppy of Divine fame plays a smooth, relaxed soul selection to wind down the weekend.

I Fresh at Mojo. 9pm—1ate. Free. Weekly. Let the Fresh crew chill you out before the stress of the week ahead. Resident Gary Lawson is joined by regular guests Paul Hughes (Mau Sound System) and Barry Johnstone.

I G-Man and Traxx at The Living Roont. 4pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. It is now possible to write off the Sabbath in its entirety while enjoying sonte top- notch turtes.

I Harri at Groucho St Judes. ()ptIl—midnighl. Free. 16 Apr. Fortnightly. The Sub Club stalwart brings his higlt calibre house to the ntost stylish of Glasgow’s style bars.

I Low Down Tunes at Four Cafe Bar ((‘CA). 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Melodic breaks and beats at the new pre- club.

I Mark Robb at Groucho St Judes. Monthly. Next date 30 Apr.

I Nick Peacock at The Variety Bar. 8pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Local hero Nick Peacock selects the best jazz grooves. with the occasional foray ittto house.

I Paul Cawley at Groucho St Judes. ()pm—ntidnight. Free. 23 Apr. Fortnightly. The man behind the Fenetik imprint artd Psy Phi brings his breaks and beats to the swankiest style bar irt towtt.

I R&B at Bar 10. 7pm—3am. Relax with rhythm attd blues cuts and take advantage of the generous drinks promos at the city centre style bar.

I Sunday at Strawberry Fields. ()pm—late. £15. Weekly. Fifteen nicker might seem a bit steep for a night dowtt Strawberry Fields. but in addition to battgirtg house anthems attd saucy dancing girls. the bar is totally arid utterly free. Mtrch like a stomach pump on the NllS.

I Stiletto at The 13th Note (‘afe. Monthly. Next date 30 Apr.


I Bennet's at Bennet's. 1 1.30pm ~3am. £3. Weekly. Tom plays tunes loved by twelve-year-old girls. plus sortte bangin' handbag to equally appreciative gay men. Futtny old world.

I Sunday Worship at (‘tub Budda. 11pnt—3ant. £5 (£3). Weekly. Michael Kilkie and Simon Foy do their uplifting house thing.

I Bite at The (.‘athouse. 10.30prtt—3am. Free entry before 11.30pm; £2 (£1.50) after. Weekly. A milder mix of indie artd rock than you'll find at the city‘s premier rock club on Fri or Sat.

I Club Tropicana at The (iarage (Attic). llpm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. lrtdie. both classic and contemporary, with a healthy dose of Britpop.

I Cocoyan at The Apartment.

1 1pm—3ant. £4 (£3). Weekly. A new night of dance-hall. Rec B arid soca-1.atirto fusion front Ptrppa Sltartgo (Joints ck Jams) arid newcomer DJ Yaw.

I Colours Easter Xtravaganza at The Arches. 9pm—4am. £16.50. 23 Apr only. 111 true ('olours style. a mammoth bill of house. progressive house and fiuro trance with (‘hicane headlining. lixpect all the usual suspects to support. making this art egg-cellent night out. Sorry. See music page 45 for preview.

I Easter Sunday Special at The Tunnel. 10prtt—4.30am. £15. Faster

weekend is an appropriate date for Paul Oakenfold to guest at The Tunnel: the man is widely believed to be God, if only by the sign-wielding community. If the presence of the great one isn‘t enough, though, Dave Seaman is also set to join residents Steven McCreery, Scott Mackay and Kevin McFarlane.

I Funk Sundays at Slave. Spin—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. House with (‘hicago tendencies front Andy Guest plus live percussion courtesy ofAndrew llorn.

I Hostage at Media. 10pm-late. £5 (£4). Weekly. A new night at the new vertue. with residents Derek Taylor artd Steven McCreer of the Tunnel joined by guests Andy Ling and Mancunian DJ Evolution for across-the-board credible house sounds.

I Indie Schmindie at The 13th Note Club (both floors). 9pm—3am. Free entry before 11pm; £3 after. Weekly. A quality selection of indie. ancient arid ntodertt. I Liquid Cool at Babaza. 9pm—3am. £5. Weekly. AJ. Kris Keegan and Ian Thompson playing top-notch vocal garage artd house to a club packed with hyper-hedonistic twentysomething revellers.

I Li/Lo at Reds. 10pm~3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. ()scar (Mislt Mash) artd llarri (Subculture). sparring partners of old. joirt forces for sorrte funky deep house. I Nature at Glasgow School of Art. 10pm-late. £10 (£8). 23 Apr only. The Edinburgh club relocates for a (ilasgow special with regulars Matt Gray, DJ Q, Domenic joined by Kieran McCattn and DJ Pierre. as itt the man who kick started acid house with the sentinal ‘Acid Trax’ cut. thereby changing the face of dance music forever.

I Optimo at Platte! Peach. 1 lpm—3am. £5 (£4). \ ’eekly. If you think about it really hard. Wilkes arid Twitch are entering into a revolutionary Socratic dialogue betwixt rttari arid rttachine. ()ptimo is no place for triv ial activities like thinking, however: your best bet is to dattce your ass ofro the warped death- disco. ultra-wiggy sonic rttanipulations arid psychotic furtk grooves.

I The Shed at The Shed. 10pm —3arrt. £3 (£2). Weekly. (‘harty house action frottt Martin llesketlt at the Southside's answer to The Garage.

I Streetlife at The Velvet Rooms. llpm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. DMU provides the classic soul. ftittk and chB. I Sun at Trash. 1 1pm» 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. llottse. garage artd student classics front Jim Da Best. with drinks for £1 all night.

I Voyeurism at Archaos. 1 Iprn~—3arn. £5 (£3). Weekly. A perv's paradise. with peep ltole perforrnartces. non-specific fake shagging arid a general atrttospherc of rtttrckirtess. ()h. arid there's tttusie too. with Mark Sherry arid Patrl Mendel, spirtrrirtg upfront. uplifting house irt the tttaitt roottt. Naeem rocking downstairs with his hip hop selections and Patti

' 'l'raynot attd Naccrtt providirtg RcK'B cuts

iii the Skybat.

I Yang at Yang. llprrt 3am. Free before

midnight; £3 after. Rotating DJs rrteatt yoti can expect arty thing from jazzy breaks to ltard and nasty techno.

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- I Atmosphere at Destiny. lttpnt 3am.

£3 before llprn; £4 after. Weekly. Full- ort party actiort accorttpanied by generous drittks promos.

I Cleopatra's at (‘leopatr.i's. l0.3tlprit--2.3tlam. £3 (£2). Weekly. ('harl pop and ltits from the 70s arid 80s.

I Fiasco at Reds. Brendan attd Jaritie krtock out the chart hits resulting. apparently. irt 'tlc‘l‘.ttlc‘llc‘f}‘ and ntay hertt‘. I Silver (Disco Extravaganza) at Fury Murray's. llpttt —3am. £3(£2). Weekly. (‘hecse-tastic disco tun for students. w ill) Dave artd Phil spinning the discs.



I Loose at l'he Variety Bar. Upon-midnight Free. Weekly. Alt- country. classic 70s rock arid blues from Patrl Shields.