Q I saw you downing cocktails in the Southsider, West Richmond Street. My haven’t you changed! Smart, sexy, gorgeous! Get in touch soon. C. Box No U/387/2.

0 I saw you looking enticing in the paper last week. I am 22 a 2:1 creative, innovative and ready for a challenge. Box No U/387/4.

Q I saw you across the Meadows and Links, early in the evening of 4 May. Stopping at Menzies Dougal. I'm tall and dark. You had black hair, stunning eyes. Black and maroon clothes. Box No U/387/5.

O I saw you Planet Out, 10/5/00. You: spiky-haired girl, very cute grin, black-rimmed specs, with pint/pals. Me: tall, short dark hair, blue fleece, admiring from a lemonish distance. Can we meet? Box No U/387/6.

O I saw you Balmoral Hotel, shaving in your trousers, shirt and tie on Wednesday afternoon, 3 May. We glanced and later spoke all too briefly. Box No U/387/7.

v I saw you lady with the lovely sympathetic face and take-away coffee from Lucanos. Your bus was 23, mine 41. I’d like very much to meet you again. Box No U/387/10.

O I saw you bored Austrian girl, Traverse 5 May. You left in a rush for phone. I'd like to climb Arthurs Seat with you sometime. We don’t have to sing. Box No U/387/l l.

v I saw you Harriet, I shall miss you soooo much. You’re one special chick. For one so young you radiate wisdom. I hope London knows how lucky they are! Keep shining Ilarryl! Box No U/387/l2.

9 I saw you you submitted a picture to the anti-Brian Souter, nice pic, noticed The List on table. You left no contact e-mail and I don’t think you quite grasped the idea. Please get in touch again. Box No U/387/l3.

O I saw you all throughout third year and on that Queer Sunday. You, beautiful courtly love woman, me embarrassed, questing knight. Iley, gorgeous, where have you been all my life? Box No U/387/18.

O I saw you fantastic American(?) woman making the best sandwiches in the Henderson Row Globe You are beautiful. Let me free you form the Pastrami and Pesto. Box No U/387/19.

. I saw you you mad Australian woman, you spilt my pint over me in Badass. There, now your wish has come true, so let’s do lunch again. Love, you- know who. Box No U/387/22.

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O I saw you pent lookin pink and perky. Stay that way. Keep your tentacles out of trouble. Love as ever, M. Box No U/387/48.

V I saw you Spiderman, don’t lure anyone else into your web or I will bite your. . .off, sweetie! I hope it’s a big one. P.S. Is your phone working? Box No U/387/49.

v I saw you at Blue, ravishing redhead, you can order my meat any time! Box No U/387/50

O I saw you baby, shacking yer ass, shacking yer ass. Tall, lean and mean 0 boy you kept me keen. Let me ride my dream machine. Love U, Craig. XX. Box No U/387/51.

O I saw you with your lovely green apron on in the outdoor shop. You were talking to a co- worker. I was hanging out in the rucksack area. Hope you notice me next time. Box No U/387/52. O I saw you (g) Filmhouse, sexy actor boy, I think your name is John. I gave you a free ticket. Next time It’s sit in the back row. Box No U/387/53.

9 I saw you Suzanne, in Meadows sunshine, Sun 14 May and thought, gorgeous. Box No U/387/54.

O I saw you you curly haired pre-raphaelite, lying next to me for the first time, this time last year. But, you couldn’t see me because I’d hidden your glasses! Ila Ha Ha. Bek. XXX. Box No U/387/55.

O I saw you eating your spicey bean nacho’s in the I’ilmhouse cafe on Wed 10 May . . I’d let you spice up my life anytime, baby! Box No U/387/56.

0 I saw you Ming the merciless behind the Traverse bar. Our worlds collided when you showed me your map of Mars. Box No U/387/57.

. I saw you at Blue, sexy redheaded guy, you big Italian stallion, you work the floor like no-onc else. Box No U/387/58. v I saw you TJR playing hard to get and chatting to our barman. What’s a boy to do? Box No U/387/58.

0 I saw you (a Outhouse, Sun afternoon/evening. Shame you don’t play disco! Get wiggy with it. Box No U,’387/5‘).

v I saw you Steph at Prefix at City Cafe, gimmie, gimmie your lovin’. I’ll be your lindy if you’ll be my Tom! See ya next Thurs, you lova foreva, Chris. Box No U/387/60.

O I saw you Reuben, oh my beating heart throbs. touch me before I die, you know your Empress. Box No U/387/6l.

' O I saw you you sexy, young

thing working in the Elephant Ilouse with your Tina Turner haircut. I want you. Box No U/387/62.

O I saw you you marley mish- mash recipe for love. Mellow yellow? i think you're blue. M&S stir it up searching for that kaya! Box No U/387/63.

C I saw you fuzzy haired boy with the holey hat. Always remember, to be early is to be on time, to be on time is to be late and to be late is

unacceptable. Box No U/387/64.

O I saw you I think you’re wonderful! See you around. Box No U/387/65.

O I saw you in your knickers. I love you more than ever. Let’s not make any more mistakes. Box No U/387/66.

0 I saw you ape girl in yellow tank top. I love you, baby. Box No U/387/67.

O I saw you Mr Smooth. Holding up the bar at the City Cafe. No! The girls didn’t love you. We thought you need more shoeshine for that baldy head and moustache of yours. Box No U/387/68.

v I saw you City Cafe Saturday —— you black hair, sexy bod me, shy all day breakfast type! Let’s dine. Box No U/387/69.

0 I saw you Rozi, bumpin an a grindin, duckin an a divin, wearing an a greavin. You sexy thing. see you in your undies, Jambo. XX Box No U/387/70. O I saw you Tall, dark and handsome and (did you have a manicure?) nice nails. Box No U/387/73.

O I saw you Outhouse, free BBQ. sun, you know how to toss your sausage! Box No /387/74. v I saw you small, sexy skinhead. All I can think of was you in my bed. So, come, come meet with me tonight. And I promise I’ll show you the light. Love ya, L+L. Box No U/387/75. v I saw you speccy, tall bloke in IIMV. Could it be you fancy me? 1 saw you looking in my direction. Don’t worry, I’ve got protection! Be my proclaimer tonight baby! Box No U/387/76. v I saw you Roddy, with eyes as blue as the ocean. Come to me and I’ll give you my potion. You’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen. So come to me and flick my bean. Box No U/387/77. O I saw you the wee one every Saturday in work your cute and small and I am tall, but, together we’d have a ball. See ya on Saturday, wee one! Box No U/387/78. O I saw you dreaming of king rib in Morningside Chippy. Blond goddess. Call me. Next time I’ll ask 4 extra sauce! Box No U/387/7‘). O I saw you and told you that I thought I was falling in love with you. You make it easy to watch the world with love. I'm cheesy but I'm speaking my heart. Box No U/38'7/80. V I saw you Iron Maiden Guru, can I play with your madness? I know you want to talk to me I'm listening. Box No U/387/8l.

0 I saw you ChuckIe-butty - Pumpkin Pie. Love you lots. Box No U/387/82.

v I saw you @ The Filmhouse. You were wearing a wolf on your T-shirt. I think you work there. You gave me a free ticket! Box No U/387/83.

O I saw you Nick the Mars Bar man. Friday 21 April, Finnegans Wake. Been thinking about you since. Makes my tummy tumble. Get in touch. I’d like to see you again, soon. Box No U/386/1.

Q I saw you downstairs, 44 bus from Shandwick Place to Ratho around 8pm, Saturday 15 April with your beautiful smiling face. I take photographs, can you model, let’s make money! Box No U/386/3.

O I saw you Salsa Jim at Cuba Norte', Fri 28. You had to go to get last train to Falkirk and I never said goodbye properly. Let’s go mountaineering together theatre girl, Jenny. Box No U/386/4.

0 I saw you Chris from Aberdeen in the Townhouse, Easter Sunday lost you afterwards, would love to see you when you’re next in Edinburgh, Graham. Box No U.’386/6.

O I saw you JJ, do you get it now? I love you, 1 want to marry you and want to have your babies. Don’t let anyone else sniff your bum but me. Axxx. Box No U/386/7.

O I saw you gorgeous guy, working in Topshop cafe, with cool shoes 6’: tonguestud, me blonde, with tonguestud too, giving you my sweetest smile, I

' was too shy to talk so u call me! Amiee. Box No U/386/8. v 9 I saw you Hannah, you are

truer beautiful. You work in

John Lewis, but I haven’t seen

you for a while. I gaze at you from afar. You looked once. I'm smitten. Box No U/386/9.

V I saw you Dave at E2k, 30/4, coming third in the Mr Gay UK heat - as if powered by duracell batteries and vodka/red bull. We talked and danced but you left unexpectedly. I’d love to return the glass slipper you left behind in your haste. Prince Charming. Box No U/386/12.

v I saw you NORMANS, Shawlands, everyday. You male hairdresser, tall, slim, pierced eyebrow. Me male, 6ft, dark brown cropped hair, suit, driving Cherokee jeep, rugby type. I think you are ‘scrum’-my, let me show you my tackle. Box No U/386/l3. v I saw you at Roots & Fruits, smiling woman with dripping umbrella and snazzy trainers. . . but without enough cash for dates. I stood sympathetically behind you in the queue, and later wished l’d asked for a date together with you. Box No U/386/l4.

O I saw you furniture designer from Hillhead. You in Glencoe painting, 29 April to escape pal from london/debauchery. Me ‘unemployed sax-player’ hitching in Crianlarich. Can’t stop thinking about you. Let’s meet. Sarah. Box No U/386/15. O I saw you beautiful blonde (suave and sexy too!) in The Meadows at sunset. My wish is your command. Box No U/386/16.

9 I saw you big Eu on campus, hanging out the window smoking black deaths and sipping the Italian Job. Nobody defrosts a leek like you bay-bee! Continue string vest action from the couch section. You rock the Casbah u crazy kat, love Steph. Box No U/386/17.

O I saw you Henderson’s, Hanover Street, Monday lunchtime recently. Still look so interesting and beautiful in your fur thing. Where you bin? The clothes store is not nearly so interesting without you. You once said I looked well-dressed. Feeling’s entirely mutual, girl. Box No U/386/64.

V I saw you John, friend actor Vince Gt, City Cafe, Sun 30/4. We went to La Belle Angele and then to Aileens. Would love to see you again/talk. Melissa (I quite fancy you). Box No U/386/65.

O I saw you tall strawberry blond ADONIS. Remember the tall, leggy blonde you smiled at in Gaia on 20th. With my netball and your football skills, we should get together and practice our ball control game on! Box No U/386/66.

9 I saw you in a blue vest top shakin you things in the Outhouse. Knock yourself out baby! Did you? Box No U/3865/o7.

O I saw you Taste. Stop rolling around on the floor. Play some records winky man! Box No U/386/68.

O I saw you Outhouse, Sun afternoon/evening/morning. Socks & shorts?? Never mind, you house rocks!!! Box No U/386/69.

Q I saw you Sarah, snogging your staff in the toilets of The Venue on 21st Mar 2000. Box No U/386/70.

V I saw you overdressed techno lover in Taste 1.5.00. Dress for the occasion not for David Holmes. Box No U/386/71.

v I saw you taking off your breeks in Wilkie House. See you are not middle aged yet! Box No U/386/72.