O I saw you ginger boy at The Tap. I think you are regular and live nearby. I like when you bend over the pool table and stroke the pockets. Box No U/392/2.

9 I saw you Alan at Safeways petrol station on Tue. You were busy but still managed to smile for me. Box No U/392/5.

O I saw you working at Oddbins, Mitchell Street. You carried my box, now I want your tool. Box No U/392/6.

O I saw you or spoke to you nearly every day for the last two years. We laughed lots and listened to loads of sad songs!!! Now you’re going away ‘dad’ (David) and visits to Bennets and the Polo won’t be the same without my partner in crime!! Luv u always. Sx. Box No U/392/12.

O I saw you in Destiny on 22/7/00 wearing the white Friends top. You: blond hair, gorgeous and up for a laugh. You know who you are, so get in touch! Box No U/392/13.

O I saw you Roberta Flack sang to us; I sang to you in the South. I want you now, Lorraine. Box No U/392/16.

O I saw you Helena at the Network in Paisley 3/8/91, where we raved all night. Who would have thought we’d still have fun raving in the let century. Happy anniversary big love, hugs and kisses from the Ginger One. PS We never did make that after-party in Summerston. Box No U/392/l7.

v I saw you Pierre, Je m’appelle Coralee. Je suis mignion. Je t’aime. Tu est un brouilleson. Box No U/392/29. Q I saw you you sexy sexhead. You were so sexy the way you sexily turn me on. [just wanted to sexily pin your sexy body on the table and have sex with you. Your name was Ryan. Luv Sara. Box No U/392/30.

V I saw you you served me at the Tinderbox. Just wanted to say, I’ll wine you, dine you then I’ll 69 you. Box No U/392/31.

O I saw you sexy guy. You were serving at Tinderbox. I really thought you were beautiful. You had black spiky hair and wore a black T-shirt. Luv Cutie. Box No U/392/32. O I saw you fishy with your manly mum. Run your sweaty hands through your blonde hair. Let’s play naked volleyball you German love god. Hola finny fingers. Box No U/392/33.

O I saw you you big sexy beast. I want to stroke your blonde furry? Your dad tuned my piano. How much can you hold in your cheeks Mr Wilson of Arabia? Box No U/392/34. O I saw you you hunky wee guy with ginger hair. Your name is Scot P. and I really fancy you, so how about it? Box No U/392/35.

O I saw you Sophie, your hair was so sexily streaky. I loved the way your toes were bandaged up. Will you meet me on Sunday outside the church. Love Pierce. Box No U/392/36.

0 I saw you @ Pressure (Gene Farris). We danced, talked and got jiggy ‘till the early morn’. Thanks for a great night. Box No U/392/37.

O I saw you barman @ Brel. Your sleeveless T and sullen ways make me sweat. You hold the keys to my heart, you fudge muffin. Box No U/392/38.

9 I saw you chunky ginger barman at trendy West End Lane bar. The way your tight T-shirt shows off that belly is great. Box No U/392/39.

. I saw you wearing something sexy in the Tron Friday 14/7/00. You little black beauty. Are you hung like a horse? Box No U/392/41.

O I saw you at CCA face party. You and your crazy friends. Kara you rock my world. Reply and we’ll meet and have babies forever. Box No U/392/42.

Q I saw you driving past in your Micra. It’s been a long time since the republic. I miss the chat. Bex, get in touch soon. C. Box No U/392/43.

O I saw you Jenny at Oblomov. Let’s meet and drink lots of vodka. You crazy Western Isle chick. Box No U/392/44.

Q I saw you Michelle, next to the information desk just before you tripped effortlessly down the 10 steps and broke your arm. Box No U/392/45.

C I saw you chunky ginger bar guy (god!) My heart missed a beat the first time I saw you wearing that sleeveless black T- shirt. Woof woof. Box No U/392/40.

Q I saw you Findlay, singing very loudly with a harmonica player, in Borders Bookshop at 7pm on Thurs 20th July. I am an attractive female and a great admirer! Box No U/392/46.

O I saw you sweatily looking through the I Saw You’s, hoping there’d be a message for you. Not with your dodgy artskool fringe, one shoulder bag, pedal pushers, crap retro top and no clue whatsoever! Get a grip you numpty! I hate you! Box No U/392/47.

O I saw you Frutiano Delmonte relieving yourself against a shop window. Then to my horror you approached me and belched in my face and then introduced yourself as Frutiano Delmonte. Box No U/392/.48.

O I saw you Sat 22nd on the tube. You dark handsome, listening to sounds. Me funky chic with the big smile. I gave you a wink. Let’s go for a drink. Box No U/392/49.

O I saw you and I think your name is John. Western Infirmary, tall, dark, handsome and extremely sexy pharmacist. Every day you smile and my heart skips a beat. Do you like nurses? Box No U/392/50.

V I saw you Wed, you handsome, muscles. Me slim, blue jeans, T-shirt, waiting for friend. You busy with mobile. Want to get together? Take me to the moon, in your rocketship. Box No U/392/51.

O I saw you Pixie! Not only did you betray me, but you lied to me as well. You of all people. I can’t believe how much you hurt me. I will find it very hard to forgive you. Box No U/392/52.

0 I saw you Jackadee. you have cool Levi’s jeans and you know I love you. Just thought I’d say hi. Luv Anon. Box No U/392/85.

O I saw you with your ginger hair, tight black sleeveless T- shirt and shocking little smile in Brel. You are my hero, my god, my one true love. I’ll keep returning to the West End in the hope of seeing you again. Box No U/392/86.

C I saw you Big James and HA. in the Tron bar, will you move the world for us all. Box No U/391/50.

O I saw you mon petite choux- fleur, looking hot and firey in the Garage. Sorry about your big toe . . . Love, Big J xxx. Box No U/391/51.

O I saw you lovely sleazy boy in your groovy T-shirts! Mine’s with beans, cheese ‘n’ cheatin’ chicken . . . Box No U/39l/52. O I saw you snogged you at Fruitfly. I was flashing, you’re a baldie. Can I flash you again! Box No U/391/S3.

O I saw you online four years ago. I’m glad it all eventually worked out. Happy six month wedding anniversary and twentieth birthday, my darling husband. Love N. Box No U/391/54.

Q I saw you pineapple - soooo cute @ Borders Cafe, but what where you doing with that freak? 10/07/00. Box No U/391/55.

O I saw you munchkin, in Borders too - don’t be a fool! He’s not a freak! He’s OK really! xxx Pineapple. Box No U/391/56.


O I saw you all @ The Lighthouse. I’m gonna miss you guys. Love Lynne xxx Box No U/391/57.

0 I saw you Debbie donut, your transparent complexion shimmered across the room after one of the best rides you’d ever had . . . on the back of a bike. Box No U/391/58.

O I saw you Hugh, in the Tron. You have been a great friend. Things can only get better especially for you. Lurve ya heaps. PJ Box No U/391/59.

. I saw you sexy, sultry, satiable and so me! I looked at you, you looked at me . . . we had an Ally McBeal moment. Barry White was in me! The Tron. Box No U/391/60.

O I saw you in your red lycra cycling shorts. Was that a performance indicator or were you just pleased to see me? Box No U/39l/61.

O I saw you Thu 29 June working behind the bar of the Tron with your blonde hair and very pleasant smile. Me dressed very casual and carrying the latest accessory, a crash helmet! Box No U/391/63.

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