CLASSIFIED I saw you
O I saw you Safeways Ferry Road, 2nd August. You short dark hair, bespectacled, black cords, green Ka. Me tall, goatee, untypically scruffy. Waited for an intro, maybe another time? Box No U/393/18.
O I saw you Rhodes & Co tall host with fair hair, only working on Fridays and Saturdays. You know who I am, please contact. Box No U/393/l9.
O I saw you my Angel, I think we’re alone now . . . at last. Will you dance around the world with me? I love you baby, Audrey xxx Box No U/393/21. v I saw you at Starbucks coffee shop in Waterstone’s Bookshop. We introduced ourselves. Perhaps we could meet again for another cafe latte. Box No U/393/22.
O I saw you naked spiky- haired Bar Kohl man. Did you lose your chalk at Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry? I’ve got sorbet and ideas to spice up your portfolio. Want some? Box No U/393/25.
O I saw you on corner of Yeaman Place and Dundee Street (Fountainpark) Fri 4 Aug, 14.30 approx. You — cute guy with dark hair, blue ﬂeecy jacket and black trousers. Me - dark hair with red/blue shirt and blue trousers with male friend. Caught your eye several times. Sorry, couldn’t speak. Get in touch. Box No U/393/26.
O I saw you 9.15am, Thursday 3/8/00, Ilaymarket, walking towards city centre. You, long blonde hair, long tight white skirt, black top. I just had to mention you. It took me the rest of the day to calm down. Box No U/393/27.
9 I saw you long blond sexy hair, red sexy shoes, long tasty legs, black top netted, red bra. Call me. Box No U/393/28.
O I saw you lovely lady with gold trousers at the Trav party. Me in black. you looked stunning. Box No U/393/29.
Q I saw you dodgy man with ‘tache in Real Foods. We ‘nose’ everything! Box No U/393/30.
4a TIIELISI 10—17 Aug 2000
0 I saw you Bananaman. Breakfast in bed? You bring the sausages . . .You know I know what you want. Box No U/393/3I.
v I saw you Benji-boy in the Traverse bar on the night of 30th July. Big brother is watching you — cha cha cha. Box No U/3‘)3/32.
0 I saw you after Ridiculusmus's brilliant performance of Say Nothing. You had your Pokemon cards and brown hair. I want to see you again. Box No U/393/33. O I saw you monkey! Pouring cocktails in the Traverse bar. You are English and smell of creamed rice. When can we go bananas? Box No U/393/34.
U I saw you gorgeous twins at Artism desk in Traverse. Will you do anything together? Box No U/393/35.
Q I saw you the Caley sleeper: a stunning blonde — home to Arbroath from London prospecting. Upright from Crewe, rail brownie couldn’t compensate. Can I make it up to you? Neil. Box No U/393/36. O I saw you sexy guy with brown satchel by the Links (18.00). I had a G&T and gave you the eye. You want to join me for a heavy drinking session some time? Box No U/393/37. O I saw you around Tollcross lots but not for ages. Where have you gone Jamie? Last time we talked about you sailing - why don’t you raise your rigging with me? Box No U/393/38.
O I saw you in Berties (22.7.00). A beautiful girl with brown hair — I knocked my gin & tonic over you, asked you out but you ran away. Any second thoughts? Box No U/393/39. v I saw you in Gaia last Friday. We had the same top on — yours was River Island and mine was from Blazer. Yours would look good on my bedroom floor. Box No U/393/40.
O I saw you DJ D-lish on Gullane beach on Saturday. If you need a model for your next sculpture, give me a call. Box No U/393/4l.
Q I saw you Paul — glad you haven’t made it to Hong Kong yet. I’d like to get to know you but I’m generally drunk and always tongue-tied whenever I see you. Polite male-friendly lesbian. Box No U/392/l.
Q I saw you trombone-playing blonde girl in the Cellar Bar on Sat afternoon (22/7/00). We spoke about a jazz incident. Fancy meeting sometime for a funk. Box No U/392/3.
O I saw you Polo Lounge - Sat 22 July. You tall, handsome boy with rucksack dancing ‘girl’ friend that stormed off. Me dancing behind you in black shirt with ‘ﬁreball’. Now that she has gone can we continue on from where we left? Box No U/392/4.
O I saw you at Bar 38 on Friday giggling away like a schoolgirl with your wicked laugh. We brieﬂy shared gazes but I had to leave. Let’s go back to skool! Box No U/392/7.
O I saw you Audrey trying to get something off your chest. Thanks for it all, Angel. Box No U/392/8.
v I saw you at the Golf, mousy hair and beaming smile. How about we get it on? You bring the pints and I’ll bring the milk crates. Who knows, perhaps it will be love at first bite!! Box No U/392/9.
O I saw you fiery redhead in the park, people watching but not looking out for the frisbce. Me in the extra small jeans. Box No U/392/10.
O I saw you snuggled up under the duvet in the green room this morning. You are damned sexy for a soon-to-be 30-year-old. Let’s enjoy the next few decades together. Box No U/392/11.
O I saw you tall, leggy, beautiful blonde having a picnic up Blackford Hill with a tall, handsome guy . . .You’re the best! The Spice Girls are waiting for you . . . Box No U/392/14.
. I saw you tanned, long brunette haired goddess, walking by Lemongrass Brasserie. Think you saw me staring. Would love to compare white bits over a cafe au lait. Box No U/392/15.
0 I saw you at the UGC Cinema Edinburgh - blond and saucy, handing out free packets of Twiglets. You made my mouth water and my muscles flex. Please get in touch. Box No U/392/l9.
O I saw you Portobello beach, Sunday evening sunshine (23/7). You sat on the wall watching. You — white top, black bag. Me — green skirt. I lost something then found it. Maybe it was you? Box No U/392/20.
O I saw you James. You work at the Dome. I’m transfixed by your Scorpio eyes and go weak in your presence. Won’t you rescue me? Box No U/392/21. O I saw you working in French Connection in Edinburgh. You have ginger hair and gorgeous eyes. I am the tall boy. We met on the stairs, said hello and smiled on 21/7/00. Box No U/392/22.
O I saw you at Ilenderson’s. Office skirt, computers, bikes. A lunch too short. I’d like to see you again after your visits and studying. I think you’re beautiful. Call me in September. Sooner? Box No U/392/23.
O I saw you Safeway, Moredun, Sat 22 July, 7pm. You: cropped, chunky, sports T-shirt, shorts (grey). Me: fair, green T- shirt, black trousers. Let’s meet up for more than chasing around supermarket aisles! Box No U/392/24.
O I saw you in Bruntst‘ield. Beautiful woman behind the counter. Dark, elegant, pert, English accent and good sense of fun. Fancy a blether away from the leather? Box No U/392/25.
O I saw you girl with walking aid watching High Fidelity with a friend, Filmhouse, Saturday 22/7. I wish I had spoken. Shy guy in wheelchair. See a film with me? Box No U/392/26.
O I saw you Lou, you party animal! You salivated on my face but you’re still my No I! Luv u x Box No U/392/27.
O I saw you looking through window at Skoosh, St Mary’s Street. me trying on linen jacket with dark hair. Was it me? Or girl behind the desk also dark hair? Let it be me!! Box No U/392/28.
O I saw you on the Iona/ Fionnphort ferry on holiday with a group. We saw a sea]. I remembered you from the Mishnish. You are a lovely woman. If so inclined, please write. Box No U/392/53.
O I saw you at Dynamic Earth after I had seen Safe Delivery. You — tall, dark, sexy. Me — propping up the bar. Do you love the theatre as much as I do? Box No U/392/54.
O I saw you Tanya in the Baillie, 21/7/00. You stood on the pub dog. Still think you’re gorgeous. Box No U/392/55.
O I saw you super Z in the Traverse bar cafe. Which country did you save today? You are remarkable. xx Box No U/392/56.
v I saw you at the back of the queue. You asked for beans, but there are no more beans. I love you whatever! Box No U/392/57.
O I saw you it ain’t over till the fat woman sings. And it won’t be over till I’ve seen you in every performance of ‘Whatever’ every night. Box No U/392/58.
O I saw you looking good, singing better. You said, ‘wanna grab a frappucino sometime?’ I said, ‘Why’d everyone start dancing?’ You said, ‘whatever!’ Box No U/392/59.
O I saw you at the Traverse bar on Wed 19th, with a gorgeous pink top and all in black. You can drink tequila and absinthe with me any time! Box No U/392/60.
O I saw you Paul N. You’re an angel. Box No U/392/6l.
O I saw you Mr Furry in 8100. Your name was ‘Paul from the Botanics’. Fiery red hair and lots of ﬂair. What a babe. Box No U/392/62.
O I saw you I think your name is Mike. You’ve got short hair and I think you’re a lawyer. I saw you in Blue Bar. PS Nice bum. Box No U/392/63.
O I saw you Murray, the fireman at the Venue. Then later, partying at Stephen’s. I miss your lips. Box No U/392/64.
O I saw you on Lothian Road with a large bulge in your trousers. You are 33, dark hair, wearing chippie jeans and a D&G T-shirt. You were in Bottoms Up. Box No U/392/65. O I saw you putting up posters for Safe Delivery in Stockbridge. Will you be around Dynamic Earth bar? Box No U/392/66.
9 I saw you Hooch, on-stage with Degrassi and in my room that night: you are a thief, you stole my heart and my cat! Return them and my cheekbone ASAP! You know where. Box No U/392/67.
O I saw you supporting Annie Christian at La Belle Angele. You were the sexy ginger bassist. I was dancing — were you watching?! Box No U/392/68.
O I saw you Fox in socks - what are you like? Fancy another round of applause —- or are you still smitten, kitten?!! Box No U/392/69.
Q We saw you sexy, crop- haired barmaid pulling pints in the Steamie. Why not join us upstairs and pull something fun for a change?! Box No U/392/70.
O I saw you behind the Filmhouse bar. You tall, dark, drummer boy. Me EIFF fetish girl. Fancy a go on my bongos? Box No U/3‘)2/71.