CLASSIFIED I saw you
V I saw you at the ('oticci't ()n The (iieen. You were a runner in the press tetit on l-riday. the girl with blonde hair. gorgeous smile and blue top li'oiii liast Kilbride. l was III the tent and we lelt to go see Heck together. Wish I had said iiioie' l-aiicy getting lll touch and maybe going tor a drink or soiiiethnig‘.’ Bos .\'o ['/396/7,
0 I saw you Scott .\1 III the Polo lounge on Saturday I: -\ugust you were with your sister and l was with two titetids. We were pushed
it ‘}.'t‘IlIL‘l' by your sister and my i:i-.-nds but I enjoyed being with you. l’letlu‘ gel III lotlc'll. L'IICL'I's latti I3. Box No [7396/ll).
V I saw you Wow, [-1 August Ii?” (1' Kwik-liil I’olloksliayys Road looking lor li'oiit tyres lor your Polo to take you to lotidon. You. gorgeous. dark. gorgeous. tall. gorgeous. loiig dark hair. gorgeous. too good I'or me. I was the bloke who came iii behind yoti. tall. silyer/grey shut. dribbling wreck tstill). You smiled syyeetly as you drove away. I dribbled some more. and still regret not running down the street like a donkey alter you. Would [me to know yoti. Hos No [7396/ll
V I saw you in my bed. serene. lighting tip my life with your big beautiful cat's eyes. I smell yott on my pillows feeling you close as a heartbeat. I taste you on my tongue. my lips. my fingertips. Such little time we have together bill with that. such esquisite pleasure. l'iii carried throuin those nights and days [IIIIII you're iii my arms again. (T \\X Box No [7396/l-I.
V I saw you working in liasyliverytliiiig and skiving outside. liaiicy a drink sometiiiie'.’ I'll shout you a large one. Box No [3/396/l3.
V I saw you .‘ylatt Ii doing your thing (0 Polo lounge. IBM/()0. Too shy to say more than hi v- won't make the same mistake il‘ we meet again (hope to) »- the guy from LRS. Box No ['/396/ I 9.
V I saw you Deborah in a club in Paisley and knew it was [me at ﬁrst sight. Box No [7396/20. 0 I saw you packitig. Don't (It) dull Box No [,l/396/3l.
V I saw you looking at cats. let's look at upper llats. Box No [7396/22.
V I saw you Kappa pants. let's go disco dance. Tie our scarves. and have a [my laughs. Box No [7396/23.
V I saw you Jamal hidden under yo ‘Beau Raiiiage' playitig yo decks at the (‘ul De Sac. l.ove yo to play those
magic lingers on me . . . l'm bloiide arid gorgeous . . . Box
V I saw you mr elegant. petit. silver. sexy and suave. .‘yle happy in the sun. you paint splattered on the Byres Road. do you reiiiember'.’ I hope so. we nodded. you looked shy. Box No [.7396/35.
V I saw you at (iratitly (iardens. Shawlands. tall. bachelor I hope'.’ Let me he your leading lady iii a new life ol love and laughter. Box No [7396/26.
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0 I saw you Alan in the Polo .1 iust tip from London for the weekend — I took you back to Shawlantls on the Sunday — Please get in touch - David. Ros No [7396/37.
'0 I saw you head like a monkey. eyes like a wombat. Be my cliitiipy atid let's swing? l3o\ No [7396/28.
V I saw you (ilasgow's version ol' Dr Darren lI'UIII Brookside lookalike in my dreams. Please be my reality. Btisoin golden hatred babe awaits your tentative touch. Hos .\'o [7396/39.
V I saw you scampi boy. torturing crustaceans? l,o\ e me? l).\ Bus No [7396/30.
V I saw you in the train. Sara. Hos No [7396/3 I.
V I saw you in Borders on Wed. [7 were behind the counter. l was above suppitig a mocha tree/e. Thought you were cute tn in blue + white tee. (f [7 around babe boy. Box No [7396/33.
V I saw you swinging yer body at \"egas at the Renl‘rew I‘erry — yoti. slinky ‘Femiiie l-‘atale‘ in little black dress. .‘yle ~ dodgy ships captain let's sail oll' together. . . Box No [7396/33. V I saw you Dwayne [y Stace [I] the World's I. Where nest‘.’ 7/6 was she worth it'.’ Box No [7396/34.
V I saw you David on Great Western Road. I know you read these so get back iii touch! l.i/.
AKA \‘ile Baggage. Box No
[,7/396/35. V I saw you Scooby doo ~ I loy e you more and don't you
forget it! Box No U/396/36.
V I saw you 2 shug -— ll' onlle Box No [,l/396/37. v I saw you mad witli the
wine. even further than the further thing. The plane to Shetland shall be line. just you
stick to the bucklasi wine! Box No [7396/33. V I saw you dear David. I saw
you iii Kirkwall [thanks It)!" a ‘ wonderful evening) Flossie +
the rest of the llock. Box No [7396/39.
' V I saw you on the 3. l5 Ilight
li‘oiii I-leathrow to Glasgow on Friday I lth August. Do you live
on Mitiard Road. Shawlands’.’ Is
your name Sitiart'.’ So how do I know so much'.’ The inquisitive nine year old sitting beside you
3 asked all the right questions.
Sorry I made a sharp esttl Would you like to meet tip sometime. perhaps I could entice you to the West end lor a dI'iIIk'.’ Box No [,l/395/2.
V I saw you Princess of Salsa in October Cale Tuesday 8th August. We salsa‘d. Let's meet again and dance all night long
' alter a luscious meal atid long
latiii cocktail. Por Favor. Uri Abra/o. Box No [3/395/3.
V I saw you dark-haired bearded titan working III Cul De Sac. Your buiii sticking out of your trousers. l‘aiicy Yo pants! Bloiide chick Box No [l/395/4. V I saw you the original of the ‘a-likes' in the Culdy. I like. Blondy. Box No [l/395/5.
V I saw you Attic queen. I beg you to attach me to your collar. Box No [.7/395/6.
V I saw you Big Jim playing hard to get. The way you turned
the lights on really lit my world.
Box No [l/395/7.
V I saw you you served me a smooth Guinness you sesy Irish hunk. How about we ellltiy the smoothness together. Box No [7395/13.
V I saw you Foxy barmaid III (‘til-De-Sac tdarkish hair) you laughed at my ‘Turkey joke'. Box No [,7395/9.
V I saw you sweet little boy at the (‘uI-De-Sac. You were working atid shakiti' your grooves. I saw you DJ there too. I wish you played me some music. Box No U/395/l0.
V I saw you iii Copenhagen. Berlin. Amsterdam and Skye. Should we slow down next year‘.’ Please reply. Box No U/395/l l.
V I saw you tall sexy blonde in white coat in Western. You listened to my heart. it skipped a beat. Can I get a private consultation'.’ Box No U/395/12. V I saw you the girl in the cloakroom in the Garage — l'roni Dumt'ries‘ and planning to travel. likes big willies and Hubba Bubba (strawberry). What a honey — please contact Mr Fruitella. Box No U/395/l3.
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