GLASGOW MONDAYS continued Club

I Burn at The Apartment. 11pm—3am. Free for staff of any pub or club; £3 to everyone else. Weekly. A top party atmosphere guaranteed thanks to the thumping dance classics unleashed by Norm and Richard.

I The Monday Club at The Velvet Rooms. 11pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Chris Hesketh mixes up R&B, garage and house at this night. Entry is free to all shop, bar. restaurant and club staff, generously enough.

I Passionality at Planet Peach. 11.30pm—3am. £3 (£2 with flyer). Weekly gay night that invites you to ‘come get passionate’. The music, courtesy of DJ Andy (Bennet’s/Sadie’s), promises to be cheesy chart, upfront house and handbag.

I Speedracer at The Garage. 10.30pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. lndie classics with the odd daft party tune thrown in for the usual crazy crowd.



I Dub Night at The Variety Bar. 8pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Stevie Donaldson (Bar 10) playing, oddly enough,dub.

I Club Salsa Sabrosa at Havana Bar. 8pm—midnight. £4 (£3.50). Weekly. DJs Keith and Alexis provide you with a cool night of Latin tunes, with merengue and salsa classes from 8pm.

I Bar 10 at Bar 10. 7pm-late. Free. Weekly. A chance for aspiring DJ talent to get noticed: every week three bedroom turntablists spin their discs, the best being selected by the crowd, who then progress to the final, where DJs and promoters from various clubs grant the cream of the crop a chance to play at their venue or club.


I Basics at g2. 11pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Jon Mancini from Colours playing out his usual high quality house. I Eden at Alaska. 11pm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. One for the students, with the usual classics of academe downstairs thanks to Alan Ronald, plus some charging party tunes and a smattering of house upstairs from Scott Mackay of The Tunnel. Further proof that Tuesdays are the new Thursdays.

I F.U.N. at Planet Peach. 11pm—3am. £3. Weekly. Gay night featuring the traditional hodge podge of cheesy chart action and camp handbaggage courtesy of DJ Georgie Boy and regular live PAs. I Media at Media. 11pm—3am. Price tbc. Weekly. A full-on flavoured mix from lain Thomson.

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5 I Laid at The Temple. 10.30pm-3am. £3

E I The Shimmy

(£2). Weekly. Student night with the cheesiest of cheese, regular tribute bands and the odd foam party. I Goo Goo at The Velvet Rooms. llpm-3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Paul Melon claims to be The King of Cheese’, while Dave Mulholland whacks out the commercial house and garage. I Shooting Stars at The Garage. 11pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Gerry and lain keep the drunk kids happy with charty house and 0 hits.

Clu at Bennet’s. 11.30pm—3am. £3 (£1 .50). Weekly. A straightish and studenty night at the gay venue, with Raymond Davren maintaining the party atmosphere. I Slave Boy Tuesday at Slave. l()pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Hostess Ms Mi-Mi-Martini and resident Jon Fraser with handbag and hardbag albums at the club’s gay night. I T.I.T. at Trash. 10.30pm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. Grahame Ferguson and Robert and Scott Free spin upfront house in the main room, pop for the studes in room two and relaxed grooves. The kids love it,

1 despite the name. E I Yang at Yang. llpm—3am. Free before

midnight; £3 after. Weekly. Northern soul and funk grooves from Gerry Love

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(Teenage Fanclub) and Chris Geddes (Belle And Sebastian). Live bands appear on an ad hoc basis upstairs



I Algo Differente at Havana Bar. 8.30pm-late. £4 (£3). Weekly. Arrive early for salsa tuition, then revel in the Salsa Sabrosa crew’s high octane Latin set.

I Club Santiago at Brel. 9pm-midnight. Free. Weekly. Latino grooves with Marcelo and Manuelo Cifuentes.

I The Jengaheads at The Living Room. 9pm-midnight. Free. Weekly. Martyn Jengahead is at the helm of this night, which showcases new releases, acetates and the like.

I Fluid at The P010 Lounge. 10pm—lam. Free. Weekly. DJ Wayne Dixon mixes up classic funk, soul and disco with a dash of contemporary business, and there are half price cocktails to make sure things go with a swin .

I Russell's at Russell’s. 9—11pm. Free. Weekly. DJ Yaw brings his world music extravaganza to the yuppie masses.

I Shu Hirata at The Cu] De Sac. 8pm-midnight. Free. Weekly. Jazzy breaks, hip hop, electro, drum & bass: whatever gets played out, it’s bound to be the best available.

I Yang at Yang. 8pm—1am. Free. Weekly. Michael Peck mixes, cuts and breaks those beats.


I Bennet's at Bennet’s. 11.30pm—3am. £2.50 (£1.50). Weekly. Sara with an upfront dance mix. Ga .

I Deathlehem at The 13th Note Club. 11pm—3am. £2. Weekly. Residents Dumptruck, Demonic and Craig look set to scare the punters silly with mean old rock and metal think Korn and Slipknot having a scrap with Black Sabbath and AC/DC.

I F.A.B. at Babaza. 11pm-3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. DJ Skud blends garage, R&B and funky house, playing to a dressed-up crowd who help to make this one of the busiest midweek nights in Glasgow.

I Hotdog at Reds. 11pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. An Anne Summers-sponsored night that’s about to spice up your life. Music comes in the form of dance classics from Keith Pyper, but it’s the PVC underwear, joy juice and willy- shaped ice-cube makers that we’re after. I Joints And Jams at Planet Peach. 11pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. High calibre night of hip hop, swing and R&B from a rotating roster of DJ talent including Martin Hesketh, Puppa Shango, John Lyons, DMG and James Fullerton.

I Overground at The Velvet Rooms. 11pm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. Indie sounds and chart classics from Joe McKay.

I Shag Tag at Archaos. llpm-3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. insanely successful night based on a complex numerical flirting system: everyone gets a number upon entry, then, if someone catches your eye, you write their number on the board next to your own, with the idea being that they then rush up to you and get biz-ay. Music-wise, it’s banging house and trance in the main room and across-the- board ‘madness’ from C.J. downstairs.

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I C.J.D. at The Apartment. 11pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Student frolics with Marcelo, Alan Belshaw and Ryan Mathie.

I Klass at Destiny. 10pm—3am. £2 before 11pm; £3 after. Weekly. For those who fancy a party night out, but can’t stand those pesky kids cluttering up the joint. Over 285 only.

I Pop 8: Tarts at The Cathousc. 11pm—3am. Free before 11.30pm; £2 (£1.50) after. Weekly. Party-up disco and funk.

I Souped Up at The Garage. 10.30pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Daft pop and student antics.


Edinburgh Clubs

Regular weekly clubs plus one off events are listed by city, then by day, then alphabetically by title. Clu s will be listed provided up-to-date details reach our offices ( at least eight days before publication. Lack of information ma result in clubs being omitted. Edinburgh club listin s compiled by Catherine

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I Bass Invaders at The Pond Bar. 9pm—1am. Free. Weekly. Just when you think all the best club name puns have been taken this one jumps up and pops ya in tha ass. Cheers for that and cheers for the quality funk, hip hop and breaks.

I Baracoa at Baracoa. 10pm—1am. Free. Weekly. DJ Nano plays the Latino grooves to make you salsa, with dance classes from Sam (£4).

I Caliente, Caliente! at El Barrio. 10pm—1am. Free. Weekly. This new hot spot for all things Latin treats you to a hearty helping of salsa and merengue, with dance classes at the beginning of the evening courtesy of Sergio from Cuba. More info from I Gilded Saloon at Gilded Saloon. 9pm—1am. Free. Weekly. Niall Young, Scott McKenzie, Scott Elliot and guests provide a selection of smooth dance grooves.

I Immersed In Music at Pivo. 9pm-1am. Free. Weekly. Tim Makon and Colin Chapman play delectable house grooves for the laid-back drinking crowd. I La Fromagerie at The Meadows Bar (downstairs). 9pm—1am. Free. 21 Sep. Fortnightly. The tastiest cheese selection from Edinburgh’s original E-Z sleazies Al and Kam the Mullet.

I Made In Iguana at Iguana. 9pm—1am. Free. Weekly. Gary Mac (Sublime) brings down a few boxes of his favourite funky tunes, mellowed out with some soulful house.

I Perception at Bliss. 9pm—1am. Free. 28 Sep. Monthly. The monthly warm-up to Perception at La Belle Angele showcases the deeper side of house with residents Derek Martin and Gav Grant. I Prefix at Bliss. 9pm—1am. Free. Weekly (not 28 Sep). The X-Residents and guests supply house and garage grooves, plus original tunes.

I Rookie Night at PopRokit. 10pm—1am. Free. Weekly from 5 Oct. A brand new venture that offers unknown DJs the opportunity to leave their bedrooms behind and play out to a crowd. Please note no DJs can go unvetted so send your tapes to Duncan Alexander @ Honeycomb Entertainments, 233 Cowgate, EH1 MO. I Salsa Viva at Cuba Norte. lOpm—lam. Free. Weekly. Salsa and Latin DJs on rotation.

I Strange Beats at The Watershed. 8pm—1am. Free. Weekly. A solid funk and soul selection.

I Too Cool For School at PopRokit. 9pm—1am. Free. Weekly until 5 Oct. Higher Ground’s Mr Todd and Gav Sutherland laying down the smooth ‘n’ funky house and garage selection.

I Undercover Brothers at The City Cafe. 8pm—lam. Free. Weekly. A live take on the pre-club scenario with saxophone and percussion accompanying the decks selection from Adrian, with lyrical enhancement from A.J. (Yush Recordings).


I CC. Blooms at CC. Blooms. 10.30pm—3am (bar from 6pm). Free. Weekly. Work that body to Hi-NRG dance action at this always hoaching gay bar.

I Conception at Holyrood Union. 9pm—3am. £2 (£1). 5 Oct only. Edinburgh Goth & Rock society host an evening of metal, industrial goth rock geared towards a ‘pansexual’ audience.

I Cool Runnings at The Attic. 10.30pm-3am. £3. 28 Sep. Fortnightly. DJ Dirtsman spins a hip hop, ragga and R&B selection for the big up rasta massive.

I Dust at Studio 24. 11pm-3am. £2. Weekly. A cross-section of alternative sounds from the infamous DJ Dave, taking in punk, hardcore, goth and similar such dark musings.

I Dysfunction at The Venue (top floor). 10pm—3am. £3. 28 Sep. Fortnightly. A range of alternative sounds from heavy rock, indie rock, hardcore, skate punk, industrial . . . give it to me baby. Check out

I Ethos at Studio 24. 11pm—3am. £3. 21 Sep. Monthly. Steave and D.H.B. provide the full-on trance and techno tunes.

I Fusion at Loca. 11pm—3am. Free. 21 Sep. Fortnightly. Martin Valentine (Taste), Steven Wanless, Scott and Bruce host an eclectic soirée that fuses the magical musical styles of funk, breaks, garage and all manner of house.

I Future Primitive at The Venue (Cooler). Monthly. Next date 5 Oct.

I Gadges At Work at The Cocteau Lounge. 11pm—3am. £2. 21 Sep. Fortnightly. Those cheeky gadges Harvey and Neil Ferris continue their good works with deep house and soulful garage. And byéod, it’s cheap to get in.

I enetic at The Citrus Club. 11pm—3am. £2. Weekly. Goth, punk, alternative 805 and like-minded sounds from the devilishly good DJ Lucy‘fur (Vain).

I Jazz Joint at The Jazz Joint. 9pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Details unconfirmed at time of going to press. Please call venue for info.

I Juve-Nation at The Bongo Club. Next date 19 Oct.

I Love Breaks at P0 Na Na. 11pm—3am. £2. Weekly. DJs Simone and Dr Jon play new and old classics from the realms of Latin, soul, R&B and disco.

I The Moneyshot at The Bongo Club. 10.30pm-3am. £3. 28 Sep. Monthly. Damn fine hip hop and funk courtesy of the Moneyshot residents Foly, Hood and Getsum.

I Perception at La Belle Angele. 10.30pm—3am. £4 (£3). 28 Sep. Monthly. Residents Derek Martin and Gav Grant continue with their take on the deep progressive house sound.

I Rotary Funk at The Venue (Basement) 10.30pm-3am. £3. 21 Sep only; Monthly from 5 Oct (top floor). A night of house breakin’ funk music from residents Lorne, Chuck and Reveal with mighty cheap drinks promos.

I Snatch Club at The Liquid Room. 10.30pm-3am. £3.50 (£2.50). Weekly. No it’s not a tribute to Guy Ritchie’s latest, it’s a comedy cabaret sick fest from the crew behind Barry Cabanas. Join Kemal Snatch, Uncle Harold and their team of deranged Redcoats at Boroughballs, the holiday camp from hell. Expect sick jokes, sleazy tunes and vomit-inducing drink promotions.

I Supafly at Noa. 11pm—3am. Free. Weekly. DJ Jon Flowerz supplies slices of soul, 705 and cheese.

I 3 Piece Sweet at The Cocteau Lounge. 11pm—3am. £2. 28 Sep. Fortnightly. No pretensions, lots of fun, cheap booze and damn hot tunes courtesy of Edinburgh’s 3 sweet peas Sally F, Trendy Wendy and Nicci.

I Thursday Night Heaven at Ego (formerly Eden). 11pm—3am. £2 all night with discount flyer; £3 (£2) before midnight; £4 (£3) after. Weekly. Current club classics and dance anthems from throughout the decades with DJ Granty Pants at this weekly gay-friendly party brought to you by the organisers of Queer Sundays and Fridays.

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I Back To Basics at Why Not? 11pm—3am. £5. Weekly. Favourites from the chart crypt.

I Blasted at Gaia. 10pm-3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Student soirée featuring intergalactic dance from across the solar system and lo-fr,"indie from Planet Earth upstairs in the lounge.