O I saw you all at my party, $8Y2K. Same time, same place Halloween as your favourite Eastender but I'm Ange, baby! Se marrer!! Box No U/398/3. O I saw you in my flat, holding out for a hero with your rollerboots and winners medals. If you live by the sword you die by the sword. You are sooo money baby. Box No U/398/4. Q I saw you @ 3 Skirving St, S8Y2K. Thanks to DJs Lion-O, Boaby and TK ‘to the’ maxx. Love from the official SBC party organiser. Box No U/398/5.

. I saw you on Sauchiehall Street going into Nice 'n' Sleazy's, you Lene Marlin lookalike with your cute wee flares and your HUGE sandals. Can I be your Unforgivable sinner or can I take you to dinner? My friend thinks your name is Charlene. Be mine! Box

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U I saw you lovely dark haired woman, 205, 5/6 Saturday nights ago laughing with girlfriend in Cottiers' courtyard. I was nae mates blondish guy, early 30$, drinking at bench. Drink? Box No U/398/ 10.

0 I saw you wearing that cowboy hat and those crotchless pants. Box No U/398/22.

O I saw you Sainsbury’s Buchanan Street, Glasgow Monday 25/9, teatime. You: black hair, eyes, jumper. boots and leopard skirt. Me: tall. We shared a few glances etc. Then

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O I saw you Bennets, 1 Sep, Jane old school friend. Lost your telephone number, please get in touch, Sarah. Box No U/398/30.

O I saw you you big sexy banjo . . . Fancy coming home for a strum? Your pretty plectrum, Elayne x Box No U/398/31.

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O I saw you the tormentor, the one with no e-mail, with evil red locks. Come torment me again! Box No U/398/32.

Q I saw you with your cute curly hair in the Polo Lounge dancing like a straight boy, sorry for being rude, let’s meet up. Box No U/398/33.

O I saw you cute boy from Roots & Fruits, you’re BEAUTIFUL, too shy to speak I’ll wait for DEVINE intervention. Box No U/398/34. Q I saw you through contact lenses, through the rain and the pain, through insects and lie-ins: through the perfect summer. Box No U/398/35.

O I saw you beautiful blonde barmaid in Pad. Your smile melt down my iced heart. I was this black haired guy in a blue tank sweater very nervous and ordering loads of drinks just to talk to you. Would I get to know you? Box No U/398/36.

O I saw you Peter’s friend, at the Garage, Friday 22/9. You were tall, handsome, minimally coif'fed, necklace. l was moonstruck. Did you even see me? Box No U/398/37.

O I saw you Nipple Top in the OFT Oh sister where art thou? You said that smoke got in your eyes I say it was tears . . . Box No U/398/38.

O I saw you Bunnyman looking dazzling let’s share a cake or two GF'I“(17/9/00). Box No U/398/39.

0 I saw you in Borders on 15/9/00. Glasses, long velvet dark brown shirt. Black trousers grey hair. I SAW U! Box No U/398/40.

U I saw you in a pet shop while I worked in a bookshop. I always said ifl knew him, I’d know him well. Now I’m in love with you MJBS love SC. Box No U/398/4l.

O I saw you sexy bar man from All Bar One with the messy hair. How would you like to be my magic sweet one night? Box No U/398/42.

v I saw you Chantel, smiling as usual, cracking the jokes, see you around, N? Box No U/398/43.

O I saw you on the bus from Glasgow, Alex back from Rhodes you said you’d phone me?? Box No U/398/44.

O I saw you I was with you in the Cul de Sac & I’ll aways be with u. Luv from your chicken pie xxx P.S Cats say a big hello. Box No U/398/45.

O I saw you You had a tattoo round your belly button-next time get it on straight! Box No U/398/46.

O I saw you in your underwear. Your luscious lips made me want to eat more than your sushi. Box No U/398/47. O I saw you serving pints in 13th Note cafe-bar. With an air of sweet pussieness and a blemish above your left eye. Baby you so fine. Box No U/398/48.

Q I saw you Giggleswick Bailey at Bennetts, keep on shaking that ass you Preston prancer, Love yer uncle Chico. Box No U/398/49.

O I saw you (almost) on 20/9/00. You pathetic football watching pasta boy! Me - with friend (Sarah Michelle Gellar look-a-like with fat boyfriend) ha ha ha !! Maybe next time?? Speak soon! LS. Box No U/398/50.

O I saw you in C Pats on 1 Sep. You Leo. Me Leo. You read my cards. We danced. Great personality. Super body. Box No U/397/4.

O I saw you Andrew, the barman at the Rubyiat. Want to serve me more than a drink now that the girlfriend is out of the picture???? Box No U/397/9. v I saw you in Sainsburys Central (Glasgow) 4/9. Instant lust over the fruit and veg! Fancy a drink with the wee brunette who couldn't stop looking? Box No U/397/14.

O I saw you Why can you never see me? I see you all having fun and you look so happy. God, life sucks. I guess it's time to leave this mortal coil. See you you in the next one. Love j.x Box No U/397/18.

0 I saw you Oldest swinger in town? G2 25.08.00. You black flowery shirt and old enough to know better. Fancy a tequila? Box No U/397/21.

O I saw you Hugh, I watched you from afar, you didn’t have a clue and could you just wear a T-shirt that fits you. Box No U/397/22.

O I saw you Hi there to The Tron’s own Baby Spice will you fall off your sandal for me please!?! Love Gx Box No U/397/23.


O I saw you Paul, you sexy big beast! How’s the support darlin! Wait till you’re on tour! Box No U/397/24.

O I saw you in the Tron. l’m nut’s about you. Let me lick your false eye-lashes. I’ll be your overweight Scottish Robbie Williams yes or no? Let me know at the half hour call. Box No U/397/25.

O I saw you Sentry. Make your entry! You know where it is . . . Box No U/397/26.

O I saw you in Tron bar your hair cascaded from your shoulders like the fountains of babelon, your lips were like two rose lip petals lacking propegation by a catalyst. Box No U/397/27.

O I saw you in Blackfriars 8/9/00. You looked gorgeous in your tight black T-shirt and your sexy bushy eyebrows. xxxx Box No U/397/28.

0 I saw you in Blackfriars on Friday 8 Sep. You had flame red hair, a heaving chest and full succulent lips that I could kiss all night long. Box No U/397/29.

O I saw you Krista in Blackfriars on 08/09/00. How long did it take you to knit that stylish ensemble. Call me!! Box No U/397/30.

O I saw you standing at the bar, vodka in hand chatting all the sheilas up. Box No U/397/31.

O I saw you Jill, Jill with the fine but ginger ass. I see you baby shaking it oh yes! Box No U/397/32.

O I saw you hot pants, my ‘Angel’ in your tight poppy T- shirt. Take me for a ride in your purple love machine eyebrows. Box No U/397/33.

O I saw you I have the key to your secret lock!! X Box No U/397/34.

V I saw you in Ticket Centre in Candleriggs with your Marge Simpson hair! I think your name is Graham - I love you. xxx Box No U/397/35.

Q I saw you in Nice ’n' Sleazy stripbar on the 31$t of August at 2.28am. You looked at me with your remaining eye and waved with your right hook. You sexy studmuffin!! Box No U/397/36.

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