O I saw you Monday 18th. Lunchtime. You, eye catching

E blond in a pale coat crossing

road with friend on Morrison Street. Me, probably looking distracted. Box No U/398/1.

0 I saw you my dear gardener friend Eilidh I wish you and

Alan much joy in finding a

place to plant your roots best

f of luck in everything you do,

you deserve only the best

: happiness in life. Love always,

Ailsa xxx Box No U/398/2.

O I saw you Magicman casting spells and drinking your potions, Logrey with you wily Egyptian ways and Rebrov with your Ukrainean football skills. You the men, I is the lady. Leeloo. keep realming. Box No U/398/6. O I saw you the following people have been lost in the realm for too long: Rock on, Magicman, Leeloo, Rebrov and Logrey. Don't approach these deviants. They have all clearly lost it. Snoochies . . . you know. Box No L'."398,’7.

U I saw you calling all Ewoks. . .You spun those tones like a Jedi Master. Keep the jaydar working. Box No U/398/8.

v I saw you on Gorgie Road, Friday night. You were dressed to kill, loved your giraffe print trousers, you blonde goddess. Can I be your wild animal. xxx Box No U/398/1 l.

v I saw you Emma at Espionage Wed 20 Sep. You nursing student? At QMC . ..

me actor who helped you and

your pal escape thru fire exit! My temperature’s rising Em and this burning love needs extinguishing. . . please get in touch. Box No U/398/I2.

O I saw you blonde girl

2.30pm Edin to Glasgow bus, 5 Saturday 9th. You sat in front ; then opposite me. You smiled, I

smiled back then said your coat was on floor. Dark boy. Box No U/398/14.

9 I saw you Sainsburys, St

Andrew’s Square. Thursday 13th September. Two cokes and

Mackies Ice Cream in your basket. l prefer Haagan Dazs vanilla! Want to taste mine? Wanna check my basket? Box No U/398x'15.

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O I saw you Gawan in the Barony Bar on Wednesday 27/9/00, you were looking devastatingly gorgeous as ever, and I was too dumbstruck to approach . . . you are the chosen one . . . please contact for expensive dinner date . . . platonic is fine . . . yes, really . . . !!! Box No U/398/16.

O I saw you near the Dan O'Connell on St Patrick's Day, tripping out and talking a mile a minute. I've loved you since. Welcome to the other side of the world. Box No U/398/I7.

O I saw you gorgeous camera man at Lady Boys during Festival. Like the way you toss your hair. Want to film some more? Love the pretty girl. Box No U/398/18.

O I saw you hot lips hoolaghan a year ago at a Garbage concert, you a vision of loveliness hiding behind deep dark longing eyes of passion and untold sexual desire, me - drunken bum bouncing with beer. Will my life ever be the same again? Meet me on the other side of the world? Till then Ciao mama . . . Box No U/398/19.

O I saw you Ross at the Venue Sat 9th Sep. Me short dark hair and jeans. You baseball cap, great kisser. My friend agrees. I noticed a chemistry between us though I was too drunk to notice much else. Let’s check it out. Box No U/398/20.

Q I saw you stunning Oriental girl, 20th September, 3pm, Gorgie Road. Red top, grey trousers. You got off the bus, crossed the road and went into Scotmid Post Office. I had to get the bus, or I would have made any excuse to talk to you. Is the fact you are beautiful good enough? Box No U/398/21.

O I saw you Lee, David and Jenny. I saw y'all in our new flat! It's like school camp all over again!!! Bunch of reprobates that you are!

Take care . . . Ukraine. Box No U/398/23.

O I saw you Bronagh in the Blue Bar on Friday night. I enjoyed your chat but got the wrong number! Great music coming up. . . Still fancy it? Get in touch! Ross. Box No U/398/24.

v I saw you walking down London Road (Wednesday 27th, 6pm) wearing a light jumper. Me: dark hair/clothes going into town. We looked, then again and again. Temporary amnesia, forgot how to talk. Box No U/398/25.

v I saw you learn to eat, burp, smile, stand and giggle. Best of all you made B&Q a more interesting (and wetter) place.

One year on you just get better and better. Box No [1398/26.

v I saw you but then I didn’t and how I miss you and I’m singing the blues, man. Let me be your lover tonight! Box No U/398/27.

v I saw you and now 1 don’t. Changeable, contradictory, contrary, eccentric, quixotic, wild woman always there why can't I stop loving and thinking about you? xx Box No U/398/29.

U I saw you brand new landlady, dancing queen, shaking your thing - my how you and Clem swing. Good to see you happy. Box No U/398/51.

O I saw you Mr Spice Man with tasty Tilly chillin’ and keepin it real on Saturday. Call ME. Box No U/398/52.

O I saw you at the Blue Moon Cafe almost two and a half years ago. . . and I still love you you are still the ‘one’. Te quiero, cabron. Box No U/398/53.

0 I saw you mad-red-haired- weirdo-photographer-guy at Edinburgh Castle taking photos of many boring snobs with wine. Box No U/398/54.

O I saw you lurking around the Filmhouse box office, giving out tickets for the opening nights of Bentleys on Monday 25th September. Box No U/398/55. 0 I saw you Traverse, 21/9. Stunning boy with mates. The colonel was there too, but you didn’t have a jug stuck to your head. Box No U/398/56.

V I saw you salad gimp. Don’t moan no more. Mayo is good. Especially off mates. Box No U/398/57.

0 I saw you Oi bitch, I dig your spikes baby. Come ice my cakes any time. Honey dig ya, dig ya. Box No U/398/58.

Q I saw you laughter lines, tahiti tattoo in the Trav. Short but cute! Box No U/398/59.

O I saw you cute, short, short haired guy with tahiti tattoo. Tight ass is good! Box No U/398/60.

0 I saw you Leith boy, grey T- shirt and baggy pants, skate into my world. Box No U/398/61. . I saw you foxy big boobed babe. You Joyce, karaoke singer. me Gerry, domino player. Box No U/398/62.

O I saw you Brian, you make films met you in Black Bo's

then the Traverse. Why don’t we take the high road. F. Box No U/398/63.

0 I saw you Dave Grohl lookalike in the Traverse Bar. Sure you’re only 23, but I’ll make you breakout. Big blonde staring you out. Box No U.’398.'64.

O I saw you angry Irish man

Ballymoney here I come - love f your Anne Robinson (Trav Friday). Box No [1398/65.

O I saw you Sturgery big jugs do me baby. You know you want to. Love you Leith boy. Box No U/398/66.

v I saw you sawing with a saw in the saw shop. Box No U/398/67.

O I saw you in Traverse wearing white top and blue trousers. Left at 11.30pm with girlfriend, long brown hair, very full figure. Box No U/398/68. O I saw you and I’m fed up with waiting. Traverse Bar, love me or leave me. Box No U/398/69.

O I saw you in Iguana. Du Maurier in hand. Looking like a cross between James Dean and David Letterman. Let’s live together in Toronto. xx Box No U/398/70.

O I saw you in Iguana, you brooding dark haired stud with the squeaky shoes. Box No U/398/71.

O I saw you Jayne C @ Iguana. You were pissed but having a great time. Box No U/398/72.

O I saw you Ali babes, my uni mate for long time. Scoffing snacks, downing drinks, talking rubbish, love you lots xxx J.C. xxxx Box No U/398/73.

O I saw you Spider man on Forrest Road spinning those funky tunes love from the lushes xxx Box No U/398/74. O I saw you in EH1, 23/9/00. You: smelly ugly serving badly behind bar. Me: gorgeous, witty,

legs uP I0 my neck but I still luv i ya! Box No U/398/75,

v I saw you the blond Kiwi behind the bar, me in pushchair, need firm hand of mother to turn me into a man. Box No U/398/76.

O I saw you Betty F from Mercado at EH1. Phone me and make my dreams come true! Naughty Neu. Box No U/398/77.

O I saw you Pontefract medical student, I was the whaler. You danced away! Box No U/398/78.

O I saw you Mr Sandwich Bar. I know you miss her. Come to Canada for New Years. Box No U/398/79.

O I saw you Graeme G once again with your bulging bowling bag! It’s like somethin’ from a dirty mag. Fancy a sh'g? Baby be my stud muffin! Me horny! You??? Box No U/398/80.

Q I saw you Sarah working in the City Cafe. You know I fancy you, so how’s about it? This has

' been going on too long. I want

to manage you. Box No U/398/8I.

v I saw you Mr man Nathan in City Cafe, drinking your cool Mocca with suave ambition for the chocolaty bit at the bottom. Come find mine. Box No U/398/82.

O I saw you smootchie-poops, having a very lazy day at EH1, as usual. Let’s get kinky. Box No U/398/‘83.

o I saw you Mr Gow with your bulging bowling bag. In those scrubs, you make me sweat. Fancy a sh'g? Box No [1398/84.



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