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EPIC Gladiator (15) 149 mins

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Fierce, bloody and spectacular

Gladiator heralds the return of swords, sandals and all things Roman and epic. Russell Crowe plays Rome's mightiest warrior, General Maximus, who, having vanquished the Goths in the Empire’s last battle, is charged by the dying Emperor (Richard Harris) with routing out corruption in his beloved capital city. But the Emperor's jealous heir, Commodus (Joaquin Phoenix), has other plans for Maximus, and though his assassination attempt fails, Maximus is sold into slavery in a far distant land. And so the stage is set for a tale of revenge as Maximus literally fights his way back to Rome from

one gladiatorial arena to another.

The hand-to-hand combat scenes are fierce, bloody and spectacular, from Maximus’ initial fights at the North African estate of his new master (Oliver Reed in his final role) to the melees involving chariots and tigers in Rome's awesome Colosseum. The more fights Maximus wins, the more popular he becomes with the Roman public, a problem for Commodus who can't afford to have his most famous gladiator murdered. And so a complicated play of power develops. Less interesting is the political intrigue which brings into play Commodus' sister (Connie Nielson) and his opponent in the senate (Derek Jacobi, who made his name in the BBC drama I, Claudius), a subplot that slows the action and doesn't go anywhere.

Still, Ridley Scott's a director with a strong eye for visuals; he ensures Gladiator looks stunning throughout. Crowe once again mixes muscles with grim determination to fine effect, but it’s Phoenix who excels; bringing pathos to what might have been a stereotypical villain he proves himself to be a talent to be reckoned with. (Miles Fielder)

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