They have described themselves as Texas Chainsaw Massacre meeting High Road. As THE LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN prepare to bring their 'local show for local people' to Scotland we hear about the third series, self-censorship and their love of Through The Keyhole. Words: Brian Donaldson
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A PLATE OF HAM SANDWICHES IS BROUGHT to the table. As the quartet nibble, chomp, swallow and wolf their once-live ﬂesh, I await the gory transformation. Any second now, the eyes will bulge skyward and blood will cascade from nostrils as the effects of the ‘special stuff’ takes hold. Fortunately, my meeting with the darkest comedy team in the nation does not occur in Royston Vasey’s dankly malevolent butcher’s shop but in the swanky lobby of Malmaison on Newcastle’s Quayside.
This is The League Of Gentlemen’s second stop on the Tyne as they prepare for another sell-out show on their debut national tour and their first live dates since appearing at Edinburgh’s Pleasance during the August of 97. That particular adventure saw them pick up the Perrier Award, beating off acts such as the heavily-fancied Johnny Vegas (by the bookies, any road) and the 99 winner Al Murray. This victory also made them the first sketch team to nab the prize since the Cambridge Footlights in 1981.
And so frenzied has been the public reaction to e League Of Gentlemen going live that shows have been put on for ‘extra peo renzied is one reaction to the
. e’s a winning telly show. Disgusted has been ano r. Viewers and critics have been known to turn speedily away at the sight of dogs being put down by accident or dragged along by a bike until a blood-soaked collar is all that remains. And then there was the moment when the hapless vet Dr Chinnery attempted to induce the birth of a calf only to forcibly remove the cow’s innards instead.
Animals may get a tough time but humans aren’t exactly let off the hook; there is the painful side effects of Hilary Briss’ produce, the mental and physical torture applied by jobsearch fiihrer Pauline, the buried alive Justin, a tarred and feathered Benjamin and the less fortunate victims of psycho shopkeeps Tubbs and Edward (others have nt cruciﬁed or turned into a beast i The List What do you have t defence at accusations of unnece Mark Gatiss We sort of self- gives you some idea of what y seen. We have considerations a tone of an episode more tha sketches so there wouldn’t be t 0 or two longish melodramatic succession.
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series. ‘9 Steve Pembert The show is screened before an audieriy if things die a death
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TL What were you hoping to achieve with the live shows?
R5 The reaction is the pay off to not knowing how the TV series really went down. You get feedback and positive reactions but this is the first real indication that people watched it and know the characters so well.
MG It’s half ajoy and half a blessed relief. We never really knew until now that we could play this scale of venue. It’s not just a case of simply giving the audience what they want but we’re going out there and repaying their loyalty. We’ve been criticised for actually getting a round of applause and being popular. Bloody hell, what do you have to do?
TL You’ve described the TV series as Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets High Road. So, what’s the stage show? '
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