CLUBS listings


I Liquid Gold at Q. 5pm—3am. Free before 11pm; £5 after. Weekly. Funky tunes and club classics from Harry 8., Scott McMillan and Paul Traynor at this bar-club in association with Babaza’s hedonistic extravaganza, Liquid Cool. Not to be confused with the popular ‘room deodoriser’ of the same name.

I Li/Lo at Reds. 10pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Oscar (Mish Mash) and Harri (Subculture), sparring partners of old, join forces for some funky deep house. I Optimo at Substitute Venue (Planet Peach). 11pm—3am. £6 (£5). Weekly. 2001 it’s on! Assuming the faithful have recovered from the Espacio Odyssey, it’s business as usual for Little Roland, Mr. Wilkes and Twitch. They might have gone corporate with one of those modern websites, but the ‘Timo still provides the best in spazzed-up punk-funk-disco-electro-rock-pop, all smeared in sonic KY and musical blood. They love your ears, but you hurt the ones you love.

I Pure Funk at Club Budda. 11pm-3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. There’s something funky in the water these days, another new funk club opens its doors.

I Sin at Trash. 11pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. House, garage and student classics from Jim Da Best, with drinks for £1 all night.

I Sunday Worship at Club Budda. 11pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Michael Kilkie and Simon Foy do their uplifting house thing.

I Technique at The 13th Note Club (both floors). llpm—3am. £2. Weekly. A quality selection of indie, ancient and modern, from DJ Gavin of Camera Obscura.

I Taboo at The Velvet Rooms. 11pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. DMG provides the classic soul, funk and R&B. I Voyeurism at Archaos. 11pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. A perv’s paradise, with peep-hole performances, non-specific fake shagging and a general atmosphere of muckiness. Oh, and there’s music too, with Mark Sherry and Paul Mendez spinning upfront, uplifting house in the main room, Naeem rocking downstairs with his hip hop selections and Paul Traynor providing R&B cuts in the SkybaL

I Transitor at The Polo Lounge. llpm—3am. £tbc. Weekly. Real pop for real people with DJs Niall McMurray and Wayne Dixon.

Chart & Party

I Atmosphere at Destiny. 10pm—3am. £3 before 11pm; £4 after. Weekly. Full- on party action accompanied by generous drinks promos.

I Disco at Fury Murry’s. 11pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Cheese~tastic disco fun for students, with Dave and Phil spinning the discs.



I Loose at The Variety Bar. 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly., classic 70s rock and blues from Paul Shields.

I Phat Dave at The Living Room. 9pm—1 1pm. Free. Weekly. Starting the week with ‘hedmuzik 4 beatfreakz’, which translates into English as hip hop, breaks, beats and the like.

I PlayStation League at Bar Jedi. 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. For kids sore of thumb and pallid of complexion. A case of lager is up for grabs for the top gun gamer, assuming you can drag yourselves away from the ‘station at home.


I Burn at Mas. 11pm—3am. Free for staff of any pub or club; £3 to everyone else. Weekly. A top party atmosphere guaranteed thanks to the thumping dance classics unleashed by Norm and Richard.

I The Monday Club at The Velvet Rooms. 11pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly.

70 THE LIST Elan—18 Jan 2001

Michael Kilkie hosts Euro every Sunday at Privilege Club Experience

Chris Hesketh mixes up R&B, garage and house at this night. Entry is free to all shop, bar, restaurant and club staff, generously enou h.

I Organic Audio at Mas. 11pm—3am. £tbc. Organic Audio with a live set, and a stint in the booth at the delayed new super-venue.

I Passionality at Planet Peach. 11.30pm—3am. £3 (£2 with flyer). Weekly. Gay night that invites you to ‘come get passionate’. The music, courtesy of DJ Andy (Bennet’s/Sadie’s), promises to be cheesy chart, upfront house and handbag.

I Speedracer at The Garage. 10.30pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Indie classics with the odd daft party tune thrown in for the usual crazy crowd.

I transistorzbuel at Q. 11pm—3am. £3. Weekly. Seriously cool, if cryptic name for a new gay night at the little venue with Wayne Dixon and Niall McMurray. The music policy promises to be classic pop from the 19805 to right now.



I Colin Davie at Spy Bar. 9pm—midnight. Free weekly. Mr Davie goes on a tongue-in-cheek journey

throu h the history of house music.

I Du Night at The Variety Bar. 8pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Stevie Donaldson (Bar 10) playing, oddly enough, dub.

I Club Salsa Sabrosa at Havana Bar. 8pm—midnight. £4 (£3.50). Weekly. DJs Keith and Alexis provide you with a cool night of Latin tunes, with merengue and salsa classes from 8pm.

I Bar 10 at Bar 10. 7pm—late. Free. Weekly. A chance for aspiring DJ talent to get noticed: every week three bedroom turntablists spin their discs, the best being selected by the crowd, who then progress to the final, where DJs and promoters from various clubs grant the cream of the crop a chance to play at their venue or club.

I Passion Pour La Vida at October. 8pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. The award- winning DJ Jazz drives up the temperature in Princes Square with a Latino/Spanish extravaganza.


I Discolite at Q. 11pm—3am. £3. Weekly. A new gay night of disco, both

cheesy and classic, from DJs Wayne and Darren who’ll be spicing things up with the odd disco-flavoured pop hit.

I Eden at Alaska. 11pm—3am.£4 (£2). Weekly. One for the students, with the usual classics of academe downstairs thanks to Alan Ronald, plus some charging party tunes and a smattering of house upstairs from Scott Mackay of The Tunnel. Further proof that Tuesday is the new Thursday.

I F.U.N. at Planet Peach. 11pm—3am. £3. Weekly. Gay night featuring the traditional hodge podge of cheesy chart action and camp handbaggage courtesy of DJ Georgie Boy and regular live PAs. I Media at Media. 11pm—3am. £tbc. Weekly. A full-on flavoured mix from lain Thomson.

I Whadsup? at Reds. £3 (£2). Weekly. House and garage anthems from Fraiser Latta.

Chart & Party

I Laid at Shack (formerly The Temple). 10.30pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Student night with the cheesiest of cheese, regular tribute bands and the odd foam party.

I Goo Goo at The Velvet Rooms. 11pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Paul Melon claims to be ‘The King of Cheese’, while Dave Mulholland whacks out the commercial house and garage.

I Shooting Stars at The Garage. 11pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Gerry and Iain keep the drunk kids happy with charty house and po hits. I The Shimmy (lug at Bennet’s. 11.30pm—3am. £3 (£1.50). Weekly. A straightish and studenty night at the gay venue, with Raymond Davren maintaining the party atmosphere.

I Slave Boy Tuesday at Slave. 10pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Hostess Ms Mi-Mi-Martini and resident Jon Fraser with handbag and hardbag albums at the club’s gay night.

I T.I.T. at Trash. 10.30pm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. Grahame Ferguson and Robert and Scott Free spin upfront house in the main room, pop for the studes in room two and relaxed grooves. The kids love it, despite the name.

I Yang at Yang. 11pm—3am. Free before midnight; £3 after. Weekly. Northern soul and funk grooves from Gerry Love (Teenage Fanclub) and Chris Geddes (Belle And Sebastian). Live bands appear on an ad hoc basis upstairs.



I Algo Differente at Havana Bar.

8.30pm—late. £4 (£3). Weekly. Arrive

early for salsa tuition, then revel in the

Salsa Sabrosa crew‘s high octane Latin


i I Club Santiago at Brel. 9pm—midnight.

I Free. Weekly. Latino grooves with

l Marcelo and Manuelo Cifuentes. I The Jengaheads at The Living Room. 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Martyn Jengahead is at the helm of this night, which showcases new releases, acetates and the like. I Fluid at The Polo Lounge. 10pm—1am. Free. Weekly. DJ Wayne Dixon mixes up classic funk, soul and disco with a dash of contemporary business, and there are half price cocktails to make sure things go with a swing. I Russell's at Russell’s. 9—11pm. Free. Weekly. DJ Yaw brings his world music extravaganza to the yuppie masses. I Shu Hirata at The Cu] De Sac. 8pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Jazzy breaks. hip hop, electro, drum & bass: whatever gets played out, it's bound to be the best available. I Yang at Yang. 8pm—1am. Free. Weekly. Michael Peck mixes, cuts and breaks those beats.


I Bennet's at Bennet’s. 11.30pm—3am. £2.50 (£1.50). Weekly. Sara with an upfront dance mix. Gay.

I Deathlehem at The 13th Note Club. 11pm—3am. £2. Weekly. Residents Dumptruck, Demonic and Craig look set to scare the punters silly with mean old rock and metal think Korn and Slipknot having a scrap with Black Sabbath and AC/DC.

I F.A.B. at Babaza. 11pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. DJ Skud blends garage, R&B and funky house, playing to a dressed-up crowd who help to make this one of the busiest midweek nights in Glasgow.

I Hotdog at Reds. 11pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. An Anne Summers-sponsored night that’s about to spice up your life. Music comes in the form of dance classics from Keith Pyper, but it’s the PVC underwear, joy juice and willy- shaped ice-cube makers that we’re after. I Joints And Jams at Planet Peach. 11pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. High calibre night of hip hop, swing and R&B from a rotating roster of DJ talent including Martin Hesketh, Puppa Shango, John Lyons, DMG and James Fullerton.

I Overground at The Velvet Rooms.

1 1pm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. Indie sounds and chart classics from Joe McKay.

I Shag Tag at Archaos. 11pm-3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. insanely successful night based on a complex numerical flirting system: everyone gets a number upon entry, then, if someone catches your eye, you write their number on the board next to your own, with the idea being that they then rush up to you and get biz-ay. Music- wise, it’s banging house and trance in the main room and across-the-board ‘madness’ from C.J. downstairs.

I Urban Heat at Privilege Club Experience. 10pm—3am. £3 before 11pm; £6 after. Weekly. New R&B, hip hop, soul and UK Garage showcase hosted by Naeem, Kash, Stewart McCallum and Raymond Woods.

Chart & Party

I Cheese 0n Toast at Shack (formerly The Temple). 10.30pm—3am. £3 (£2). Cheesy tunes with booze sauce to help wash it down.

I Klass at Destiny. 10pm—3am. £2 before 11pm; £3 after. Weekly. For those who fancy a party night out, but can’t stand those pesky kids cluttering up the joint. Over 285 only.

I Pop 8: Tarts at The Cathouse. 11pm—3am. Free before 11.30pm; £2 (£1.50) after. Weekly. Party-up disco and funk.

I Souped Up at The Garage. 10.30pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Daft pop and student antics.