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llIIee Edinburgh DJs have launched a lvand new night called B.A.N.G. (Sat/tonne Bro/rilev tel/s vou all about It using the time honoured quest/on and ansn'I >1 lornrat beloved of Socrates.

B.A.N.G eh? Smacks of an acronym to me. Does it stand for Big Arse Noodle Giant? No it does not. But you're quite right in your assumptIon that it’s an acronym. one that ably conveys that it's a ‘banging' house club that's explosive In all the right ways (the wrong ways would be like III that lel Avrv nightclub where several clubbers were killed by a human bomb). while suggesting a much deeper meaning of poignant significance.

And that deeper meaning would be? ‘Br'Ing A New Generation' of course. the rallying call of Marco Smith (pictured), Neil Crookston and NII: Cavendish who together form the mighty Iriumvrrate responsible for “us clubbing enterprise.

A new generation of what exactly? DJ talent. you eat. All three lads have been gradually garnering great reputations in the capital. each at their own respective residencies. Marco Smith puts himself about with wild abandon and can now claim regular spots at Taste. Acetate. Rebel Waltz and Fruitily; Neil Crookston's the warm-up man at glam house party Eye Candy and Nic Cavendish is the uplifting, progressive trance fella at Up!.

So what happens when these three young-guns get together? An evening of underground house. from the funky to the progressive. taking place at west end hotspot Noa on a monthly basis.

Noa, isn’t that the nice wee club venue with two rooms and no seating? Yes. but not when the B.A.N.G boys get their hands on the place. At the second session of the club. the plan Is to introduce an ‘Orchard Room‘ where clubbers can relax Into comfortable seating amidst verdant Surroundings. admire examples of classical painting and sculpture and eat fruit from the bowls of plenty.

Fruit? Is this a club night or a health club? It's a club night and there's nowt wrong with a bit of fruit as It delivers valuable vitamin C when yOLI're off your nut.

I B.A.N.G at Noa, Sat 74 Jul.

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