Yum Yum. play pretty much anything they please. adding a dash of punk. reggae and electronica to the mix of sotil. funk and ja/z.

Chart & Party

I Carwash at g2. llptn 3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. A night of disco. funk and soul classics. courtesy of The (iarage's (ierry Lyons.

I Cheesy Pop at Qudos (QMl'). l0pm 2am. £2 (£l ). Students and tip to four guests. Weekly. Seven years on and rampant hordes of mucky tninded. vodka-fuelled urchins still flock to hear DJ Toast's lidam selection. A riotous evening. with the emphasis on pure unashamed fun.

I Envy at l)estiny. l0pm 3am. £5 before I lpm: £6 after. Weekly. 'l‘hrobbing house action at the city centre mega~ venue. Wear nice shoes.

I Love Bug at The Garage.

l0.30pm 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Insanely busy night of party tunes for students and youngsters.

I Media at Media. llpm 3am. £5. Weekly. Media abandon their mainstream dance policy ill favour of 70s and 80s classics. so grab your shoulder-padded suits and get on down.

I Pink Cadillac at Betty's (Al'chaos). l Ipmr 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Break otit your feather boas. ludicrous flares. platform boots and Afro wigs and groove to classic disco and sexy funk. courtesy of DJ Shaft.

I The Shack at Shack. l0.30pm 3am. £5 (£4). Cheesy chart tunes from DJ llanlatt.

I Shag at Fury Marty's. llpm»3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Drunken party tunes from Mark and James G. ‘No one forgets their first Shag.‘ they assure its.

I Strawberry Fields at Strawberry Fields. ‘)pni«3am. £6 before I lpm: £7 after. Weekly. A party-up set taking in dancelloor faves from the 60s to the present day.

Glasgow Saturdays


I Buff Club at Brel. 9pm tnidnight. Free. Weekly. Ptit off by all those youngsters at Divine'.’ Solid fttnk and soul selection for the mature posse.

I The Corinthian at The Corinthian. 9pm—late. Free. Weekly. Super laid-back selection to wallow in the tnain bar at the high-class boozing complex.

I Cul De Sac at The Cul De Sac. (lpm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Michael Peck cuts and scratches a seamless mix of old getns and new bobby dazzlers. from hip hop to funk. from house to the best of the rest.

I Dirty Wriggles at The Variety Bar. t)pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. A techno ‘n' electro pre-club set from Dirty Wriggles of Mystec Beatz.

I Fourward Thinking at Four Cafe Bar (CCA). Grim—midnight. Free. Weekly. Pre-club with an emphasis on breaks and beats.

I Kenny H at Rttssell's Cafe Bar. ‘thn-midnight. Free. Weekly. Funky house. with a smattering of soul.

I Moda at Moda. 8pm-3am. Free. Weekly. DJ Scott vvartns tip with sweet R&B. followed by DJ Pixie‘s funky house shenanigans.

I My Machines at The Variety Bar. Optn—midnight. Free. Weekly. Wilkes and llatnish with the latest in Scandinavian. liuropean and US techno. with an emphasis on the funky.

I Nico’s at Nico‘s. tlpm—midnight. Free. Weekly. DJ Mark Duff playing a wide selection of house. garage. R& B and hip hop.

I Nomad at Nomad. 7.30pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Enjoy some quality house from Kris Keegan. Ian Thompson and A.J. and you can capture those cheeky grins with the free camera hire offer.

I Papacool at Duke's Bar. 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. The finest in jazz. soul and funk.

I Sensu at Pivo Pivo. 9pm midnight. Free. Weekly. PH5.5 and (iary Law son deliver global sounds from Brazilian hip hop to French house. from German jazz to African funk.

I Soulflow at liat Drink Marl Woman. £3. 1‘) Aug. Fortnightly. Classic soul cuts spiced tip with some Latin boogaloo frotn Manuel and Michael.

I Spy at Spy Bar. 9pm late. Free. Weekly. Colin Davie and Lawrence Hughes do alternate Sats. both providing quality hottse grooves.

I Walker and Hughes at The Living Room. 9pm midnight. Free. Weekly. The deepest of hollse from (‘olitl and Lawrence A one of the best ways to gear up for the night ()Ul proper.

I The Works at Bar l().

()pin midnight. Free. Weekly. Graham Wilson with soul. hip hop and house.


I Archaos at Archaos. | lpm 4am. £8. Weekly. A.J. rocks the main room with hottse and garage. Ian Thompson whacks out the best in underground garage and dance classics in Betty‘s. while members in the Sky Bar are treated to quality grooves from Colin Davie and Laurence Hughes. In addition. the Archaos cast of performers bring a touch of the circus to cluhland with fire-eaters. stilt-walkers and daredevil trapeze artistry.

I Bennet’s at Bennet's. l l.30pm~3am. £5. Weekly. Shaun with a commercial dance set and Atmie with a blend of 70s and 80s hits at the city‘s oldest gay club. Not in terms of the clientele. of course. I Bugged Out! at Queen Margaret l'nion. Monthly. Next date in Sep.

I The Cathouse at The Cathouse. l0.30pm—3am. £3.50 (£2.50) before

I l.30pm; £4 after. Weekly. Indie. rock. grunge and beats across two floors.

I Club 59 at Rocksy’s Basement. 10pm 2.30am (midnight curfew). £6 (members only). Weekly. The team behind the Rub-A-Dub record shop with the deepest underground Detroit and electro sounds. For membership details. call Rub-A-Dub on 400 6967.

I Clubsole at Mas. Monthly. Next date 25 Attg with Terry llttnter.

0 Colours at The Arches. l0pm~3am. £20. I 1 Aug. Monthly. The Colours crew celebrate their return to The Arches with a double-header of tiber guests. Namely Sasha. who you may well of heard of. what with him being the tnost famous DJ in the world and all. and Steve Lawler. the thinking man's almost-trance jock who is always rapturously received by the Colours crowd. See Preview and llitlist.

I Cube at Cube. llpm--3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Old school house classics and up-to-date anthems are the order of the day at the new clubs Sat nighter. thanks to main rootn man Matt Le Funk. In the back. it's R&B with DMG.

I Deep End at ALT-LTD. Monthly. Next date I Sep.

I Divine at Glasgow School of Art (downstairs). I0pm—3am. £5 (£4); £3.50 GSA students. Weekly. Andrew Divine and Hush Puppy continue the longest running residency in Glasgow (eleven years and counting.) The secret of their longev'ity'.’ Damn good Northern stompers. moog-heavy sleaze-funk and the best in bubblegttm pop. Long may it continue.

I Fluid at Alaska. Monthly. Next date l8 Aug.

I Freefall at The Arches. Monthly. Next date I Sep.

I Freeforrn at The 13th Note Club (both tloors). 9pm—3am. Free before 10.30pm; £5 (£4) after. Weekly. All sorts of tunes from Steven and Paul Watt. taking in hip hop. jazz. disco and Latin. augmented by Ray Suzuki's left-of-centre projections.

I Freelance Science at Alaska. Monthly. Next date I Sep.

I Fmitfly at The Arches. Monthly. Next date l8 Aug.

0 Fusion on The Renfrew Ferry. 9pm~2anr £7 (£5).ll Aug. As of this month Fttsion is set to go monthly. so you can get your fix of wide-ranging house. frotn light ‘n' funky to deep. progressive and hard. on a regular basis. The platters that matter are spun by Michael Paterson. Robin. Ken Ferguson and Greg. See llitlist.

OGain at Alaska. llpm—3am. £8 (£6). Aug ll. Monthly. clubbers with long memories (if that isn't a paradox) will recall that James RUskin. of Blueprint Records fame. had to cancel his date at Percy .\”s monthly bash earlier this year. but he's sure to show this time. See llitlist.

I Groovejet at Trash. l lpm~-3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Brothers Matt and Pete knock out quality house and garage in the tnain room. while Patil N'Jie spins R&B in rootn two.

I Havana Esperito at Canvas. £7. Weekly. DJ Jazz brings his Latino box of tricks to the Merchant City's newest venue. Canvas. where there's no dedicated dancelloor. but there is classy service and an elegant. sophisticated vibe for those who’ve had enough of sweat with their salsa.

I High at MAS. llpm—3am. £8 (£6). Weekly. (Not 25 Aug) The MAS flagship house spectacular relies on the residents this month. so expect cutting edge house action from Marcello Della Croce and Danny Sharkey.

I Homebass at Alaska. Monthly. Next date 25 Au '.

I Home Cookin’ at Babaza. 5pm-3am (DJs from I lpm). Free before I lpm; £5 after. Weekly. Naeem isjoined by Stuart McCallum. regular guest at the likes of Fresh ‘n‘ Funk)" and Rotation down in the Big Smoke. who will be flying up each and every week to spill his trademark R& B with a dash of classic disco and funk.

I Infusion at Yang. l lpm—3am. Free before midnight; £5 after. Weekly. Making full use of Yang‘s three rooms. you can catch Colin Gate and Dribbler in the tnain room with disco. New York garage and house. Andy Young and Nick Peacock do their Latin jazz thing with live percussion from Gee in rootn two and. last but not least. Scott Ferguson and Rhonamok man the decks in the upstairs bar.

I Inside Out at The Arches. Monthly. Next date 25 Aug.

I Jamboree at Reds. llpm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. John Lyons and Martin Hesketh of Velvet Rooms fatne mix up a blend of commercial R&B and soul.

I Knucklehead Present My Machines at The Glasgow School of Art (upstairs). l0pnt—3am. £4 (£3.50). Weekly. The My Machines crack squad. Hamish and Wilkes are on fine fortn at the moment. with their mix of funky US and [European techno getting harder by the week.

I Let’s Go Back, Way Back at The Riverside Clttb. Monthly. Next date I Sep.

0 Life at Life. l0pm—3am. £5. Weekly. A brand new line-up here fea- tures club classics in the realms of house and garage from DJ Skud. Paul Rea and Pattl Traynor. Through the back. Andy Unger presents a selection of soul. funk and disco augmented with original samples and loops to guarantee a new take on familiar sounds.

I Lush at The Polo Lounge. 10.30pm—3am. £5. Weekly. Featuring Andy in the Trophy Room with hits from the 60s to the 80s while Tom provides an up-front dance selection in the tnain rootn at the city‘s prettiest gay club.

I Melting Pot at The Riverside Club. Monthly. Next date l8 Aug.

I Mish Mash at The Riverside Club. Monthly. Monthly. Next date 25 Aug. I Miss Moneypenny’s at G l. “lpm—3.30am. £12 (£10). Weekly. Glam. glam and an extra helping of glam frotn the Brutnmie superclub.

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lixpect beautiful punters. exotic dancers and seriously funky dancelloor action from the Moneypenny 's residents roster.

I (ll Ad-Llh. Monthly. Next date .il Aug.

I Phat Dat tll The (ildSs llUtlse. Monthly. Next date 25 Aug.

I Rumba Te Tumba at Havana Bar. 0pmr 3am. Free. Weekly. A wild llll\ of Latin selections. interspersed w ith commercial chart faves from Keith and .Ale\l.\.

I Super Stereo at Soba. l lptn 3am. Free before midnight; £4 after. Weekly. A new residency for Jared & Stuart of Vinyl Freaks concentrating on the raw end of the fttnk spectrum. with occasional doses of disco and garage to keep the crowd on their toes.

I Traxx at The Soundhaus. Monthly. Next date l8 Attg.

I Triumph at The Tunnel.

l0.30pm 3.30am. £0 (£7). Weekly. Colin 'l‘evendale and Steven McCreery supply the dressed-up glamour kids with progressive hottse and trance in the main room. while Kev in MacFarlane and Stephen Lee mix tip garage. disco and vocal house in room two. If you’re not wearing awfully nice clothes. however. don‘t expect to get in.

I TWO Tun at Budda. llptn 3am. £6. Weekly. (ieoff Montford and (‘hris Harris get ftmky with a hang-up-to-date selection of disco house.

I The Unit For details visit www.the- unit.co.uk

I The Vault at Vault. llptn 3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. The brand new basement joint down the latte next to Strata features a Sat night selection of techno and electro. past. present and future courtesy of Stevie and Ian.

I Vegas on The Renfrew Ferry. Monthly. Next date I Sep.

I Velvet Rooms at The Velvet Rooms. l lptn 3am. £6 (£4); £3 before midnight. Weekly. Keith Pyper breaks otit the soulful house and garage in the tnain room while Raymond Woods cools things down with hip hop and R&B in room two.

I Wired at Asylum. Caledonian University Union. l0pm~3am. £tbc. Weekly. Glasgow's longest running alternative indie night with drinks promos aplenty.

Chart & Party

I Bonkers at Bonkers. l lpm 3am. £4 before midnight; £5 after. Weekly. Hits frotn the 80s. chart house and cheesy trance.

I Boogie Nights at Media.

l lpm—3am. £6. Weekly. Step back in time to revel in the tunes of the 70s and 80s. Arrive early to avoid a crushing disappointment.

I Classic PM at Fury Murrys

l lpm~3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. Dance classics and party tunes. with alternative and rock tunes upstairs in Twister.

I The Garage at The Garage. l0pm-r3am. £5 (£3) before I lpm; £6 (£4) after. Weekly. Super-commercial party sounds on the main dancelloor and indie classics in The Attic.

I Graduate Club at g2.

llpm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly.

Designed to suit those who have always enjoyed a Garage-style night out. btit feel a little long in the tooth when surrounded by fresh-faced. lager-stained youngsters. Steve Davis provides the party anthems.

I The Shack at Shack. l0.30pm—3am. £7 (£5). Cheesy chart tunes and commercial dance tracks frotn DJ Graeme.

I Seduction at Destiny. l0pm—3am. £6 before I lpm; £7 after. Weekly. Tonight the club would like you to ‘dress to impress' while enjoying the Usual commercial house 'n' trance pap. I Strawberry Fields at Strawberry Fields. 10.30pm—3am. £5. Weekly. Classic party nonsense from the 60s to last week.

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