I Tentastic at (iaia. 10pm—3am. £10. Weekly. Pay ten pounds on the door and get unlimited drinking at the bar. This frankly insane facility (bearing in mind it‘s the beginning of the week) will be complimented by a stritable crass chart 84 party selection.

Edinburgh Tuesdays

Pre-Club

I Beluga at Beluga. 8pm—lam. Free. Weekly. Big Beat I)Js Simon Hodge and Smart Bennet spin jazz funk greats from across the decades.

I Caramel at Rtrsh. 9pm- lam. Free. Weekly. 1)] CPR mainlines the freak funk. with cocktails at happy hour prices all night long.

I Salsa Experience at Baracoa. 10pm—lam. Free. Weekly. Latino grooves to make you salsa. with dance classes for beginners and intermediate from £3.50. I Tango at lil Barrio. 7—9pm. Free. Weekly. Free. informal tango tuition with seasoned professional Steve McKay. For more info. call Steve on 478 2218.

I UrbannHangSuite at Bann‘s.

l lpm—3am. Free. Weekly. Light vegetarian snacks served to a mellow hip hop and breaks soundtrack from assorted guest Dis.

Club

I C.C. Blooms at C.C. Blooms. 10.30prn- 3am (bar from 6pm). Free. Weekly. Take a step back in time to 60s. 7()s. 80s and early 90s tunes at this gay club.

I Flava at The Venue. l lprn-late. Free. Weekly. Feisty ftrnk and soul night. hosted by OH. Beany and Felix. with booze promos a plenty.

I Motherfunk at The Honeycomb. l().30pm«3am. Free. Weekly. ()ne of the capital’s most popular haunts. this is. as the name suggests. the mother of all ftrnk

Glasgow

I Ad-Lib 111 Hope Street. 248 6645.

I Air Organic 36 Kelvingrove Street. 564 5201.

I Alasksa 142 Bath Lane. 248 1777.

I Archaos 25 Queen Street. 204 3189. I The Arches Midland Street (off Jamaica Street). 0901 ()22 ()300.

I Asylum 70 Cow caddens Road. 332 0681.

I Babaza 25 Royal lixchange Square. 204 0101.

I Bennet’s 80 (ilassi‘ord Street. 552 5761.

I Bonkers Hope St. 248 5884.

I Brel 39 Ashton Lane. 342 4966.

I Budda 142 St Vincent Street. 221 5660.

I Caledonian University Student Union (Asylum) 70 Cow caddens Road. 332 0681.

I The Cathouse IS t‘riion Street. 248 6606.

I Cleopatra’s 508 (ireat Western Road. Kclvinbridge. 334 0560.

I Club Budda 142 St Vincent St. 221 2213.

I The Cran 1038 Argyle Street. 248 6881.

I Cul De Sac Ashton Lane. 334 8899. I Eat Drink Man Woman 34 44 King St. 5529227.

I Firebird 1321 Argyle Street. 3340594. I Fury Murry’s 96 .\la\w ell Street. 221 651 1.

I The Garage 490 Sattchiehall Street. 332 l 120.

I Glasgow School of Art 167 Reufrew Street. 332 ()691.

I Glasgow University Union 32 t'niversity Avenue. 339 8697.

I Groucho St Judes 191) Bath Street. 352 8800.

cltrbs. All the friskicst funk and the sexiest soul comes courtesy of the resident DJs. Gino. Fryer and Spectrum and this fortnight (30 Oct). the boys are joined by a special guest in the form of Adrian Gibson (Jazz Cafe. London). Early arrival makes sense to guarantee entry.

Chart & Party

I Shagtag at Gaia. 10pm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. Alcohol-fuelled llirting (aided and abetted by drinks promos) via the infamous number-based introductions system. Please note there's free tequila and champagne for the lloozie with the most requests.

I Smarty Pants at The Subway West End. 7pm—3am. £2 (£1 with student 11) or llyer). Weekly. Shameless chart and party mix-up with DJ Aka.

I The Subway at The Subway. 9pm—3am. Free for students with matriculation card; £1 otherwise. Weekly. See Thu.

Edinburgh Wednesdays

Pre-club

I Beluga at Beluga. 8pm~lam. Free. Weekly. Bob Cairns and Dom Flanagan select the best in global jazz grooves.

I The Departure Lounge at PopRokit. 9pm—lam. Free. Weekly. Captain Harry Ainsworth and Dave Strong (‘Perrier Newcomer Award‘ winners 2001 ) invite you to hop aboard an interstellar excursion into quizland. Prompt arrival at 9pm is recommended as the Captain‘s tables fill up rather quickly. I Excursions at lgtrana. 9pm—1am. Free. Weekly. Rotational residents (i- .‘vlac (.‘vlangai. (iary Mac (Sublime). Colin Millar and Adam Bray (Headspin) demonstrate their amazing decksterical versatility in the fields of drum & bass. hip hop. funk and breaks.

I Headzeint at liHl. 9pm—lam. Free.

I 92 474 Sauchiehall St (behind the Garage). 35.3 31 l 1.

I Havana 50 Hope Street. 248 4466. I Life (basement of Corinthian). 191 Ingram Street. 552 1101.

I The Lighthouse 56 Mitchell Street. 221 6362

I The Living Room 5 Byers Road. 339 851 1.

I MAS 29 Royal lixchange Square. 221 7080.

I Moloco 1287 Argyle Street. 334 4813.

I Nice ‘n’ Sleazy 421 Satrchiehall Street. 333 9637

I O’Hen ’s 1)rurv Street. 248 3751. I Planet each 34 Queen Street. 226 8990.

I Polo Lounge 84 Wilson Street. 553 1221.

I Queen Margaret Student Union 22 L'niversity (iardens. 339

9784. I Reds. 375 Sauchiehall Street. 331 1635. I Riverside Club Fox Street. 569 7287.

I Rocksy’s Basement 4() New Sneddon Street. Paisley. 552 5791.

I The Shack I93 Pitt St. 332 7522. I Soba l 1 Mitchell Street Lane. 204 2404.

I Spy Bar Bath Street. 221 7711.

I Strawberry Fields 56 ()swald Street. 221 7871.

I The Studio. 1084 South St. Scotstoun. 401 1750.

I Tchai-Ovna 42 ()tago Lane. 357 4524.

I 13th Note 260 Clyde Street. 243 2177

I Trash 197 Pitt Street. 572 3372.

I The Tunnel 84 Mitchell Street. 204 1000.

I Variety Bar 401 Sauchiehall Street. 332 4449.

I The Velvet Rooms Sattchiehall Street. 3320755.

I The Woodside Social Club 329 North Woodside Road. 337 1643.

Weekly. Hip hop. funk and electrobeats courtesy of Michael and Gary.

I Merry Pranksters at The Meadows Bar. 9pm—late. Free. 31 Oct. Fortnightly. Roan Lavery (Orbital Tour DJ and resident at Radio Babylon) entertains the colourful customers with all sorts of electro funkyness.

I Monkey Boy’s Afro Lounge at Pivo. 9pm—lam. Free. Weekly. ‘Monkey Boy‘ Mark Edmondson plays funky phatback grooves and afro soul.

I Oxygen at Oxygen. 8pm—lam. Free. Weekly. The popular pre-club plays host to rotational residents Gino. Fryer and Chris Flexon and the musical styles of funk. hip hop and soul. Arrive early to capitalise on two-for-one drinks offers. I Salsa Variations at Baracoa. 8pm—lam. Free. Weekly. [)1 Mikayel plays the Latino grooves to make you salsa with dance classes in either a Columbian or Cuban style.

I Son de Rumba at Cellar Bar .\’o l. 10pm—lam. Free. Weekly. One of the pioneering Latin music nights and still the best selection of non-commercial grooves courtesy of [)1 Iinrique.

I Tango at The Outhouse (upstairs). 8.30—1 1pm. Free. Weekly. Informal tango night with free beginners class from 8.30pm.

I UrbannHangSuite at Bann's.

1 lpm—3am. Free. Weekly. Light vegetarian snacks served to a mellow hip hop and breaks soundtrack from assorted guest l).1s.

Club

I C.C. Blooms at C.C. Blooms. 10.30pm—3am (bar from 6pm). Free. Weekly. A spot of midweek house action at this always busy gay cltrb.

I Kero-Scene-K2 at Studio 24.

1 lprn—late. £1.50. Weekly. Increasingly popular alternative night which sees Leaf. Wally. lqy and Liz playing death. doom.

I Yang 33 Queen Street. 248 8484.

Edinburgh

I The Ark 3 Semple Street. 229 77a33.

I The Attic l)yer"s Close. Cowgate. 225 8382.

I Bam Bou 66/67 South Bridge. 556 0200.

I Bann UK 5 Hunter Square. 226

1 1 12.

I Baracoa 7 Victoria Street. 225 5846.

I Bar Union 253/258 Cowgate. 557 2780.

I La Belle Angele ll llasties Close. 225 7536.

I Beluga 30a Chambers Street. 624 4545.

I The Bongo Club 14 New Street. 556 5204.

I Cavendish \V‘st Tollcross. 228 3252.

I C.C. Blooms 23—24 (ireenside Place. 556 9331.

I The Citrus (irindlay Street. 622 7086.

I The City Cafe Blair Street. 220 0125.

I Club Java Commercial Street. 1.eith. 555 5622.

I The Cocteau Lounge (Ego), Picardv Place. 478 7434.

I Cuba Norte 192 Morrison Street. 221 0499.

I Ego Picardy Place. 478 7434.

I eh1 197 High Street. 220 5277.

I El Barrio 104 West Port. 229 8805.

I Eros/Elite l-‘ountainpark. Dundee Street. 228 1661.

I Gaia King Stables Road. 229 7986. I Holyrood Union llolyrood Road. 651 6157.

I The Honeycomb l5—l7 .\'iddry Street. 530 5540.

I The Human Be-ln 2/8 West Crosscauseway. 662 8860.

I Iguana 4| Lothian Street. 220 4288.

I The Liquid Room 9c Victoria

listings Clubs:

heavy metal and extr'errre tunes.

I Low Gravity at The liquid Roorrt 10.30pm--5am. Free. Weekly. .-\11 new night geared towards turning the mid week messy with ntr-skool breaks and cheap booze. It's a heady eorrrbo and it comes courtesy of Felix and Bearry. the back room boys from Sublime.

I MZK at (iaia. 10pm 3am. 1; 1 (£2 1. Weekly. linjoy the .\ludd Club. an all new alternative indie night or) the rrrairr 11()()1'i111(11)1\C()21)1111,;1\C11 e\[\|;rt);r[(\ry night of dancelloor disco in the llltsl'l'l lounge.

I Red at Po .\'a .\'a. llprrr 3am. I re‘ Weekly. 1)] Harry l.ets (io ( lioornb v r puts the eclectic into electric at this stylish sotrk bar.

Chart & Party

I Kinky at Revolution. lliprrr 3am. (.1 (£3). Weekly. Pumped-up party tunes lor the frisky students otrt there. plus massive giveaways and outrageous drinks promos all night long. 1111s fortnight (here's a chance to win your fees for a year ( ‘4 ()ct) and the following week. ls'rrrky are holding a Halloween party (31 ()ct )_

I Shark at liros/lilite. 9.30pm 3am. l ‘\ (£21hel'ore 1 1pm: £4 (£3)a1'ter', Weekly ‘Scotland's biggest sttrderrt' night supplying the obligatory chart pap.

I Skint at The .-\rk. 10pm 3am. £2 (free with proof of merdralt ). Weekly. The undisputed king of student nights riot only supplies the linest elrarl airllrerrrs but also cares enough to Provide drinks at )‘1 all night and tree entry to ()\t‘1tll'il\\ rr students.

I Smooch at The Subway West 11nd. 7pm» 3am. £2 (£1 with student 11) or llycr). Student soiree with tasty Saltrltut’.) £1 a shot all night long.

I The Subway at The Subway.

9pm 3am. Free for students w itlr matriculation card; £1 ollter’w ise, \‘yeel 1\ See Thu.

Street. 225 2564.

I Loco 235 (‘owgaltx 225 5113.

I The Mambo Club \Vesl ilolleross. 447 3391.

I The Meadows Bar (Moo Bar) 42 44 Buccleuclr Street. 66" (r90 T

I Club Mercado 36 )9 \1arket Street. 226 4224.

I Noa. 3 Queenslerry Street 1 arre. 467 7126.

I Opium 71 (‘owgalta 225 8382..

I The Outhouse Hr‘ouglrtorr Street Lane. 557668.

I Oxygen 3-5 lnlirrrrary Street. 55 9997.

I Pivo 2 6 (‘altott Road. 55 i 2925. I Po Na Na 26 l'reder‘iek Street. .‘ ‘r

2224.

I The Font] 22 2-1 Halli 1\)11(lt1, 16' 3825.

I PopRokit 2 l’ieartl\ Place. 556 4272. i

I The Potterrow lirisro Square, 65119195.

I 0 Bar 5/11 1.eitlt Street. 55" <8 so I Revolution 31 1.otlri;trr Road. .‘ “‘ 7670.

I RUSh .3 lSUl‘Clil\lllli\(ilt1\t‘. .55 i 3768.

I Studio 24 ('altou Road. 555 3‘55 I The Subway (‘owgattu 225 (i (to. I The Subway West End I orlriwr Road. 229 9197.

I The Union lleriot “all 1 rrryersiry._ Riccarton. 451 5333,

I The venue (‘altoli Road. 55‘ 3073.

I The Wash (formerly The Carwash) 'lihe .\1ountl. 225 619 3.

I The Watershed it St Stephen Street. 221) 3774.

I The Wee Red Bar latlitrliur'glr College ()1 .'\rt. |.aur'rstort l’laee, ‘.‘9 1442.

I l~1(it‘t)l'f_‘t‘ Sllt‘t‘1,(v‘l

8311. I Wilkie House (‘ow gate. 535 2935. I YO Below (it) RUSC Sll't‘t‘l. .‘ ‘11 6040.

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